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>tfw don't live in the USA
lol u dont wanna live there young man.
>tfw live in New Mexico
>don't live in a rural area in Scandinavia
>"Why do you look so down today anon?? Is everything going OK? Would you prehaps care for a taste of my sour tart? Its really yummy!!!"
she kind of looks weird desu
>>28339329
>le quirky face XD
fuck off u have shit taste m8
I legit misread that as "sour fart".
I turn 21 this weekend, what do?
DRINK. COPIUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL TO NUMB THE EXESTENTIAL TORMENT.
>>28339272
Anybody wanna share stories about their 21st birthday?
>>28339314
What kind of booze do you recommend my liege
Do you actually shave your balls?
>>28339165
I did, once.
>unoriginal
>>28339165
Yes, of course, it feels great.
>>28339165
no no no all the other robots in this thread are retarded, you TRIM op...TRIM. Trimming leaves some masculinity left, but keeps it nice and tidy,
> robots how do you feel
> that norms steal our memes?
Looks like we saw the same meme on kikebook
>>28339144
They really fucking ruin it. All he is doing is stating exactly what is in the image he isn't adding anything to it with the text. Fucking normalfags.
>>28339506
>fantano
kill yourself fucking faggot
I have something that had been going on for a long time. I can see the future.
It only comes in small glimpses and its in my perspective, meaning it's events that happen to ME.
It's usually a small glimps of a random event that usually happens within the next hour to month. The glimpse is usually of some random activity with no meaning. One time it was a glimpse of me dipping a chip in hot sauce, it means nothing but it always happens in the setting I saw it happen. But I never know when, usually within a month. But it always happens and I always remember it happening. The only thing I could possibly see this coming from is when I was a toddler, I had a fever of 105 resulting in a seizure, this may have damaged my brain. so i don't know what's wrong with me, am I some special snowflake, is this common, what is going on
>>28339011
>thought you would eat chips
>actually ended up eating chips
dude.. sicc
>>28339011
Deja vu is as common as repeating integersyou nothing
>>28339011
I have similar but it's when I'm dreaming. Some of my dreams are of realistic, mundane shit that's rare or unlikely to occur and later (anywhere up to a few months) it happens.
Post in this thread and ill tell you your love fate
Its my birthday edition so fates will be happy
I HAVE TO GET HOME
>>28338958
hello.
tell me
>>28339286
Since you were the only one to come to my birthday party ill give you a special service.
Love: you have high chances with a blonde, skinny girl. She is kinda dull tho. I feel like if she sits a lot? So probably doesnt work in anything physical. To meet her you should let life fucking happen. There will be others. If you want her heart, act like a man with a project. Losing that chance will get you a braidedgirl who is ok with everything.
Money: i need sum lmao.
YOUR TAROT CARD: The lovers. Something about relationships lmao. You must sacrifice something. Also, is the value of happiness in being rich, in being experienced or in something else?
Extra: dont get drunk
Your death: will come so dont worry relax and live
Heart failure probs
If your dad is alive take care of him. Small dogs will give luck if they are fuzzy. Your lucky number is 34 lmao.
There.
cool, tarot cards.
I'll take a reading. Doesn't have to be happy though, just be honest.
>me, guest at at an art studio with a garden
>have to shit really bad
>run to the toilet and take a huge dump
>try to flush
>it's not working
>fuck.png
>panic
>pick the excrement up with my bare hands and put it in the garden compost
>they found it
>they know it's mine
>i have never been more humiliated in my life
>>28338874
Why didn't you bury it?
>>28338901
Panicked
>Out boating in pontoons with the family
>Stepdad says to my mom, "Hey, send one of the kids over to my boat to help me dock it."
>Mom sends me over
>Stepdad says, "No, I meant send someone who isn't incompetent!"
This is it people, I'm asking my oneitis to a date.
It all turns down to this
>>28338847
It all comes* down to this
you doing it RIGHT now?
If so please update I need to muster up corage to do this aswell
>>28339112
No.
But you can do it too anon, it's all about just doing it.
Anon, we know you're a virgin but do you know what this is?
the wrong hearse evidently
>>28338821
can you imagine a bunch of guys getting their dicks out and being lewd. that would be so gay and weird.
wish i was a girl, seems like fun
>>28338821
for some reason this disgusts me. I just imagine them smelling like B.O and piss
>start doing drugs
>already paranoid about tolerance/addiction
>want to dose again already
"Drugs" is a pretty vague term buddy.
What are you taking?
Some of that stuff can be really dangerous.
>>28338715
If it's Marijuana then you have nothing to worry about, worst case scenario is you don't know how to use money well and have a boring life which reduces you to utilize drugs as an escape from your boring life or to at least enhance it slightly.
If it's anything else, then I don't know, just be safe anon.
>>28338715
Start exercising. Get your body moving.
Alright, it's likely that a lot of us here are almost as mental as we are unattractive. So I'm guessing some of you more proactive folks have tried counselling.
Whether it was for depression, feelings of isolation, or anxiety, I'd like you to share your experiences. Anything would be great.
I'm aware that asking on here is subject to some bias, but I'm still curious.
>Uni counselling
>Bitching about your non-issues to somebody who literally doesn't give a single fuck about you, even less so than real therapists because you actually pay those
I honestly feel that I am moderately unstable, and I am chronically self-conscious and anxious but I absolutely refuse to go talk to some normie roastie about it while she pretends to give a shit
uni counselors are even worse than therapists
they're paid to sit around and deal with overachieving normie girl's "anxiety" problems
>"oh no, I only got an A- of that test, my life is over!!!!!"
>"I'm so worried about finals even though I have a 3.9!!!!!"
any other problems they will sit and stare at you because they have no clue or training about how to deal with it
I tried it once, and it did nothing
should there be a punishment for cheating on your partner ?
and maybe for treating the partner badly in general?
>>28338647
>should there be a punishment for cheating on your partner ?
Yes, like a fine or jail term
>and maybe for treating the partner badly in general?
I don't know, that's very vague
>>28338834
maybe not just a general "partner" but if you're married to someone and cheat on them you should be punished.
some states do this, but a lot of countries dont
>>28338647
No, laws that would mostly punish women are sexist.
I'm in NYC and pretty much all the skyscrapers have barriers to stop jumpers now. Besides hanging (don't wanna fuck it up and become brain damaged) what else is a good method to do yourself in? Guns are severely restricted in this commie hellhole too.
>>28338640
fent/smack from your local dealer or a darknet market
bomboklaaaaaaaaaa!
>>28338640
>go to forest
>find branch
>climb branch
>attach rope to branch
>jump
>lose head
feminism has become a political correct way of validating female loathing for socially inferior males
y/n
>>28338639
N
Feminism is about putting all people on an equal footing of opportunity regardless of gender identity.
>>28338722
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadying
>>28338722
n
The more an ideology relies on stating what it 'is about' the more it indicates that those professed aims are at odds with what it's actually doing (otherwise it would be secure in letting its actions speak for themselves).
