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Ok, which one of you autists lost this phone?
this is top kek
I wouldn't be surprised if they look through the microsd card and get a search warrant for op's house to seize that loli porn thinking it's cp like the tards they are
this reminds me of when I lost my phone one time in high school and the background was hentai
when I had to pick it up from the front desk they asked me what the background was to make sure it was mine and I said "u-ummm... its an a-anime girl I think"
>>28336037
Kek.
That's what you get for using dumb wallpapers. I use the default ones because I have literally no reason to use my phone for anything that isn't calling people or playing music on the go.
I heard somewhere that the only reason why women ride the cock carousel before settling down
in there 30s is because instinctively they know that having offspring in that age 30 and higher the offspring won't be in good quality.they might be more prone to having kids with mental and physical disorders such as autism,Asperger's,down-syndrome,ect. is this true?
Yes, that's is why beta boys are born because some selfish woman wants a child well past her prime
>>28335974
who knows.
But janet jackson just had a kid at 50.
fucking irresponsible slut.
>>28335974
birth control & condoms is tricking the female biology. If a male is penetrating them & ejaculating in them and she's no giving birth to his children, then something might be wrong with his genetics, he might be sterile or something. So the female ends up looking to other men if he fails to impregnate her after a certain amount of time.
It's my birthday today.
A virgin which never kissed a girl, or initiated any contact (hugging, arm around her neck etc), now 20 years old.
Happy birthday to me I guess. I even forgot about this, remembered just now. A lot of people are probably going to ignore this, but I wish the best for all of you. The bitter virgins, the shy autists, the annoying shitposters, I love you all guys.
Dude chill, you're just 20.
>>28335864
calm down, you are young. you can still do anything. happy birthday anyway!
Cheers mate, here's to another decade of being a KHHV. I'm 4 years into my 20s, and I can only give you the advice of not giving up. I gave up from 22 to 23 and it was miserable. Keep a little spark of hope in you, or you'll off yourself
>fembots
>real
An average robot is million times lonelier than the worst monstrosity of a female.
>>28335898
This has gotta be bait
Some serious well crafted bait
>>28336195
nope. that's trigglypuff and there's well documented evidence of it spewing sje idealogy and fat acceptance/HAES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcp36n2cDg
This video shows trigglypuff in actions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANgl54duC0A
I'm not a Chad but girl that last summer I had unprotected casual sex contacted me few days ago telling she gave birth and want me do to a paternity test.
What to do fellow robots?
Talk to her, work it out like reasonable himan being. Do the US have some law regarding how paternity equals alimony or what?
>>28335863
Ignore this reddit post. Run for your life robot.
>>28335817
Best option you have is to take it and hope you aren't the father. Remember, you aren't a Chad and she still had unprotected sex with you, so chances are she was fucking a bunch of other people too, so the chances are in your favor of someone else being the father.
Take a deep breath and take that damn test, just don't be an idiot.
I love you all, robots :3
Thanks OP, I needed this.
no im not
i fucked my life up, why should i be proud of that?
doubtful
not really, im pretty average.
days over, it was shit.
shitpost till 1am then go to bed.
no you dont.
nope.
Yeah so did i, thanks.
Alright r9k convince me why I should keep living
>be 19
>min wage
>no gf
>no license
>no car
>still live with parents
>borderline NEET
>no future
>no friends
>Family thinks I'm a loser, failure, will never amount to anything, etc
Basically my life is a fucking joke. Everyone I work with thinks I'm a moron and treats me as a second class citizen. I haven't had a REAL conversation with another human being in TWO years (I counted).
Why should I continue living this meaningless existence.
Thinking about ending it all tonight.
>>28335696
bump.
Need Advice
You're just 19 all those things are normal op. Seems like a waste to consider death, so much can change in just 5 years, so imagine how different life can be when you're 40. You haven't even completed a quarter of your life.
I lived with my parents until I was 23, I didn't really start taking care of myself until my father passed away, and most people even those who live by themselves are still dependent on their parents in some form until they are in their 30s
Everything is going to be just fine for you anon
Humans are extremely resistant to change and unless some outside force stimulates you into changing for the better the chances are that you're probably going to be like this forever.
How do normies blend in with each other? How do they all become friends and get a long? IT is like gravity, with everything falling to place?
god that picture is fucking hilarious
That picturefuckin' keked
They usually all share general interests. My cousin and his group of normie friends all know how to work on cars, love budweiser and love country.
If you stick someone into that group that does NOT like those things, you can immediately tell that the dynamic in the group changes and everyone just wants the outsider gone.
>tfw I was that outsider
>tfw cousin left early and I acted like I had gotten a phone call so I could book it out of there
>it's been 3 months and I haven't gotten an invite once, not even to my own cousin's BBQ
Will one of you nerds explain this plz
12x12=144
144+12=156
the number is the number of interceptions.
>>28335714
intersections**
What happened to my nigga Kent?
killed himself unfortunately
He still making videos, still having no luck with the ladies desu desu desu (desu)
>>28335656
Looks better than me... God I hate all the people on r9k who look better than me and can't obtain a gf. Fuck all of them.
So today in my physiology lab later today we're going to pee in cups and then do some tests on it. My lab partners are unbelievably hot. My dick is diamonds right now just thinking about seeing their pee.
I'm thinking about filling my cup with semen and then when they ask about it I'll just play it off like "Oh oops I thought I was peeing" or something.
What should I do?
just take a shit in the cup and laugh at them while they look at your shit
>>28335633
>filling my cup with semen and then when they ask about it I'll just play it off like "Oh oops I thought I was peeing" or something.
What the fuck does that even mean? Do you expect physiology students to believe that you just shot a load while you were peeing without your knowledge, or that you confused urination with ejaculation?
Enjoy your sexual harassment case.
yeah sure, OP. that'll work for sure. you definitely won't get expelled at all.
can someone red pill me on "dat boi"?
my friend keeps texting me
>o shit waddup
>its dat boi
>dis boi here?
and shit like that and i don't know this meme really
>>28335577
It's another shitty ironic meme with no substance, there.
>>28335577
>my friend keeps texting me
>>28335577
It's a new meme. It originated from black shitposters shouting Ebonics at random shit, like dat boi. You use it by saying "It's dat boi" to which the frog responds, "oh shit waddup"
I just finished literally screaming at the top of my lunges after about 5 years of constant stress and bottling. I don't feel any better. Now I just feel worse.
Do you anons have a way you let go of stress when the cause of it is still there, ie a person? I've had a lot of personal bullshit causing me extreme amounts of stress that are now affecting my health and really need some suggestions
>>28335570
>how the fuck s that picture even relevant
but either way we cannot lend you any suggestions cuz you are being vague, what is doing exactly to you
>>28335570
get into alcohol
>>28336891
This tbqh, specifically hard liquor
Who here /massive pussy/?
>be me alone in dorm
>pretty big (for me) spider on wall
>sit staring at it for like 15 minutes trying to figure out what to do
>realise the more time goes on the more chance it has of dissapearing behind something
>decide to spray it with deodorant
>it falls off the wall and starts running around
>I get scared shitless and just run out my room
>feel sick like I need to spit, I hate spiders
>really can't go back in my room, too scared
>cave in and ask Chad a couple of doors over to deal with it
>I never talk to him so he looks at me weird, but I try my best to explain
>he obviously relishes in the opportunity to make a fool of me
>walks in and catches it in a cup, throws it down the toilet
>Chad probably thinks I'm an even bigger weeb faggot now
It's just a fucking spider I kill those cunts daily
I'd sooner die than ask for chads help
>>28335489
That picture is a joke right? I didn't know such levels of hover hand were achievable
Tell me I'm not the only one seeing it the way I'm seeing it
> Girl I know
> Gets invited by her boss to take a drink
> Alone
> He will pick her up at her house
Am I wrong to think that if she din't want "it" to happen, she would have refused kindly? I know many women who did get invited, but refused, knowing what was up.
And by other women, I mean in other workplaces in the past, not currently.
Also the guy is single.
Boumpo
Yes they're gonna fuck and she will like it because he's an authority figure.
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