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Has anyone here had plastic surgery to become more attractive? How did it work out for you?
>>28332501
getting it done this summer, would also like to hear other anons experiences
>10 pounds of makeup and better lighting = plastic surgery
>>28332590
my man are you blind?
So when did everything went so wrong in europe?
>>28332447
Western and northern Europe have been moving to cuckdom for years but the fall of the Berlin wall and a United Germany under west German leadership ended any reason for those nations to be strong.
Relying on the United states for military is part of that too. Russia and Poland still take pride in the military so don't throw some random woman in charge of it.
All of eastern Europe will hold on to nationalism because it's the only reason they exist and aren't just provinces of Russia/Germany
>>28332447
>Does Poland have any military power ?
so why defence minister of Poland is a thing ?
all of that countries armies expect Russia are cucked by NATO/USA,that's why there are women in charge of their defence.
>>28332447
>>28332543
Meanwhile in rightwing Germany
http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article147357769/Gefuehle-fuer-Parteifreund-Petry-trennt-sich-von-Mann.html
>cheating on your husband with whom you have 4 kids together, while advocating traditional christian marriage and being lead candidate of German right wing party
It's over
why do girls date violent alpha chads and then cry when they get a beating?
i just stumbled upon this video and i don't get it
femanons explain yourselfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wqpgGTCPA&feature=youtu.be
Because they have a nice and cool side then snap when something doesn't go their way and you see their fucked up abusive side.
>>28332217
Women get off sexually to being dominated. The also want to be protected and safe.
It's pathological that they be drawn to violent men.
But either extreme is bad. Being with some loser dork who wouldn't defend his girl or himself from anything is a massive turnoff and doomed to failure.
Being with a violent thug is plain awful.
With a bit of thought, every man can achieve a midground and be calm/aggro goldilocks.
>>28332217
>why do girls date violent alpha chads and then cry when they get a beating?
Daddy issues.
>want to masturbate
>pretty sure my hairline is receding and don't want to make the situation worse by fucking up my hormones with DHT and shit
I don't know if masturbating causes hair loss for sure or anything, but I feel like all the dudes I know who I'm sure masturbate excessively go bald
it's why young bald dudes are so creepy
Masturbation does not make you bald. If that were the case every single male on earth would be fucking bald by 21. How retarded are you?
>>28332151
There are worse side effects to masturbation.
>>28332151
A lot of testosterone is the cause for male hair loss. And men with more testosterone are honier than men with less testosterone. Thats why you might think men who masturbate more often lose their hair but its really just rhe testosterone
>testosterone
Hey /r9k/, how come every time I find a smart and cute to me but actually autistic/fat/ugly woman on the internet and develop a crush it always turns out she's taken or in some kind of a sexual arrangement or something.
It really happens every time, the last one even had a beard for god's sake. I wish I could be attracted to mainstream attractive chicks, at least then it would make sense and I'd feel less shitty.
:(
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows my sorrow
:(
>tfw no one to talk about this with
:(
>but actually autistic/fat/ugly woman
In my experience, these women tend to be the most sexually depraved and degenerate
Abandon hope of finding a pure one
If you wanted to overdose, what household drugs would be effective?
Shameless self bump.
Please reply guys, this is not bait or anything. I just genuinely need advice and I'm no asking /adv/ because they are normies.
>>28332071
>>28332189
Overdosing on drugs will be a pretty shitty death, reconsider your choice and maybe keep on living my dude.
>>28332071
you should ask on 4+4chan's /suicide/ board for advice relating to this topic.
Question for fembots: Do you have a special (female) friend? Do you cuddle with / kiss your best friend?
>>28332058
Do I say yes if she's actually my girlfriend too?
>>28332058
Aren't these two married? I was in bongland a while ago and so them on some bbc thing.
>>28332058
>nearly watched all of their vlogs
They love each other so much. Too bad their current stuff is less candid and trash tier
>tfw you've had a crush on an online friend for months upon months and nothing will ever come of it
confess in a longwinded speech pouring out your heart and soul and then abandon all contact before you get an answer.
>have a crush on an online friend who lives half a world away and his dream partner is pretty much the opposite of me
thanks brain, well doneat least i can dream
>>28332639
that sounds like something a mentally ill roastie might do
>2008 was 8 years ago
PAUSE THE CLOCK IT'S GOING TOO FAST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>28331971
2008 feels like forever ago to me. How old are you OP?
>>28331971
back then I had still a bright future.
I wanted to kill myself, once I turned 30, and that be it
Now I'm 33
Wew
>>28332049
Did ot get better?
Also setting an age cut off for when you want to sudoku just sets you up for disappointment.
>it's a "teenage or early 20s anon thinks not having a girlfriend is a serious problem" episode
>>28331955
>there exist people in this world who actually have time to complain about "depression" caused by boredom
>tfw longing for non-familial female companionship since age 4
>tfw 21yo kv
JUST
>>28331991
solitary confinement is considered torture to many
This is the rarest Pepe right now. Only 2 people have it. It is my gift to you, so I can start my own Pepe collection. In return, give me your rarest Pepes.
This Pepe is only owned by me.
I created this. I call it the cubist pepe. Up until now, owned only by me.
will post a few pepe images i have created
At what age do Stacies become self-aware? Have you ever encountered an emerging Stacy?
It's different for every girl. Some don't ever realize it and those are the ones who get fat during/right after college.
The ones who do realize it do everything they can to maintain it.
>>28331820
take a trip over to 'younow' on any average afternoon and watch 12-13 yr old girls dancing and doing gymnastics, being slyly sexual and manipulating viewers for likes. its pretty much how i spend my days.
>>28331903
Got any specific ones you can share?
>be me, in physics
>I'm the guy everyone likes to copy from
>teacher gives us worksheet
>I fukt up a bit so I'm not in AP anymore
>complete worksheet in no time
>decide to blankly stare at paper and listen to music
>people try to look at my answers
>flip paper over
>girl, an acquaintance, comes over
>she asks for answers and I'm tired of giving answers for free
>decide to make a new rule: trade me something for answers
>2 rules: 1. Has to be physically but not involving violence 2. It cannot be trash
>tell the girl to trade me something
>looks surprised so I tell her the deal
>spends a minute looking for something but has nothing
>suddenly, she gets an idea
>bends down and whispers in my ear that she'll give me a kiss on the lips after class
>agree and give her answers to one section
>FF to after class, Locker right next to class room
>get my jacket, close my locker and she's right there
>she says "you ready?" and moves in
>she looks kind of shy
>we kiss and afterwards I feel disgusting
>face doesn't show it
>wait until she leaves then rush out of school, run 2 miles to my house, go to the bathroom, violently brush teeth, wash face, and lips
What the fuck, robots? I thought kisses were supposed to feel good. The girl was at a semi-Stacy level but whe was 7/10 qt.
>>28331637
fuck you underage normie
>>28331637
grats, you're a part of the cancer now, trap loving faggot
It's possible your soul is still pure and untainted by this world and thus you are not capable of carnal attraction
My advice is to focus on the physics for now
>full Scandinavian heritage
>look Nordic as fuck
>last name Nordic as fuck
>outdoors man and sailor
parents give you stupid greek name
for fuck sake
What is the name OP?
t. swedenyes
I wish I belonged to an identifiable living group of people like Nords do. Consider yourself lucky.
>>28331547Andreas
could be worse, but unpronounceable by any Englishman, and not in a goodway
>go to Japan
>Japan is known for having the shyest people on earth
>qt Japanese female coworker looks at me and says "you don't talk a lot do you?"
The truth is no matter where you go, you're never going to fit in. Even the most robot people on earth will still see you as too shy.
>retard makes generalizations about an entire race based on his chinese cartoons and blushing girls in hentai
>moves to nation of said race because he thinks they will all be as autistic as him and he will fit in
>is disappointed when people do not mold into his autistic stereotype
There is no nation of shy people you fucking moron.
This is you. Retard
>>28331511
Kek. This. They have been some of the most ruthless imperialist assholes in history. You are like all the scum that goes to Japan wanting to "live the dream", instead of doing actal Japanese things, like raping and stuff.
