>It's a anon gets no matches on tinder for the second week in a row episode.
>its a anon downloads tinder just to look at girls but never swipes right because he has no chance in hell with any of them episode
>It's an anon makes a fake okcupid account using an attractive male's pictures and cries and gets angry over the way girls react to him because he'll never experience that due to being born inferior episode
>It's an anon doesn't use tinder because he has given up a long time ago edition
>in 11th grade English
>Taking a test
>I write all the answers on a piece of paper
>i'm against the wall so i pin it between my desk and the wall
>some cunt sees me and i gave her a mean look
>teacher sees me and observes me looking down
>i knock the paper on the floor
>girl in front of me sees me do it but luckily keeps...
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>11th grade english
>have to take standardized state test
>see friend copying off me
>i don't mind
>teacher doesn't mind cause it looks good for her to have him pass
>last section is essay section
>friend writes own essay and writes "I HATE NIGGERS" 10 times down the rest of the page
>friend got suspended...
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>>28327673
Wait some classmates actually tells the teacher when your cheating in ? I can understand that in primary school but in Hs ?
Im not english but when somebody saw me cheating he or she just smiled or didn't give a single fuck
>>28327974
Naw, what happened is a girl noticed i was cheating, which got the teachers attention as i was giving her a mean look,
How many robots here have friends? Internet friends? I know this isn't wizard chan, but all the other boards have pretty low regards for us. How did you meet your friends? Especially NEETs.
Also: Fuck Breaking Bad
Wizard chan was always pretty shit though, even speaking as a post-wizard myself.
But zero friends IRL and 1 online that I get to hang out with like once a year.
I rap, and word got around before I dropped out so I have a few burn out stoner friends to smoke and make music with.
Its okay, sometimes a random visit from them can keep me from going full self destruct mode all night, plus I can get weed from them, but most of the time I'd rather be alone than have to pretend I'm not miserable.
>>28327663
I have quite a few friends almost all from school or friends of friends from school.
Some say it's impossible to make friends after education, i think it's true to an extent but I've made very good friends from martial arts clubs and working jobs. We aren't on the level of my school friends but that may just be because we lie quite far away.
Also complicated by the fact I already have a good network of friends.
>asian girls are abandoning their men in droves for white/black males who are more capable of sexually satisfying them
What hope is there for Asian men?
Do what I'm doing. Dating a white girl as a Chinese male. Just celebrated our one year anniversary
>for black males
no they're not
t.a black male
>invite neighbors over for BBQ
>wife shows up in this 10 minutes before they're due to arrive
What do you do?
BBQ is shit, rather prefer to order some meat lovers pizza
>>28327626
Th-that's quite the large and meaty pizza.
>>28327613
But... We don't have any white neighbors
I probably would have killed myself without K-ON
This show is a miracle.
>>28327556
Mio is my gf, just so you know. Azunyan is my second gf.
>>28327612
>second gf
>>28327634
>not going for the harem ending
wew lad
Hey guys is it weird that I have tasted my own cum a few times? All my "friends" are saying that it's freakin gay and gross but I think it's normal because I was curious.
I would give if you a pass if you only did it once but a few times? Faggot.
>>28327520
i do it almost every time, there's nutrients in that shit man don't just throw it away
I tasted it 2 times really they annoy the shit out of me because of this...
Reminder to tell girls that guys who date unfeminine girls are retarded because why date a pale imitation of a man when it's ok to date a real one nowadays which is why girls who act feminine are objectively better because nothing compares to them.
Men who date girls with unfeminine behaviours are retarded and probably closet faggots
Girls with unfeminine behaviours are setting themselves up to enter a relationship with a retarded closet fag.
What about guys that cant date either and is a worthless kissless virgin?
>Bakes, cooks cleans
>Wears jeans t shirt, plays video games
Am feminine enough for bf?
>>28327548
You can still help the cause by encouraging feminine behaviours, shuning unfeminine behaviours saying it's dumb to date a girl who tries to act like a man when there's plenty of real men available.
>>28327579
Trannies and roleplaying neckbeards on a javanese fire breathing forum need not apply.
>tfw failing a class
this has never happened before. I made a huge mistake going for a sociology major. it's so boring. at least I'm moving out of this shitty apartment tomorrow so I can go back home and smoke hella weed all summer
Uni feels general I guess
If you don't like your major, you should drop out. Unless you're an American and you've already sunk thousands of dollars in tuition in which case I am sorry.
>tfw failed a class at community college
>>28327379
I'm American but my tuition is payed for via a scholarship that I'm about to lose
oh well, at least the first two years were free. I'm still in a better position than most people
>Be me
>Today
>Bell rings during the last class of the day
>Everybody rush out
>A girl forgot her second bag (i don't know why she had 2 bags)
>Take it
>Search the girl for ten minutes
>Go up to here
>"Hey isn't this yours"
>Don't even...
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>>28327343
she might remember that moment anon,
one day she might come to you and say you're nice.
It never hurts to be nice to people. Just don't start being a beta orbiter.
>>28327343
>in biology
>kids are cocks behind me
>girl to my right is a slut that wants to fit in with the chads
>passing papers
>she isn't paying attention she i kinda aggressively throw it on her desk
>she makes a face and starts making for of me for weeks about how angerly i slammed her paper.
>posts...
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>watching movie with sister
>she wants to lie down on the couch but there's not enough space
>asks if she can put her head on my lap
>can feel her head rubbing on my cock as she snuggles up
>literally have to strain not to get a boner during the whole movie
Or you could tell her to get off?
>>28327296
>yfw an anon out there is actually living the dream
Kinda related, because I got a thing for that stuff:
http://pineneedleshurt.tumblr.com/A%20Weekend%20Ruse
>>28327330
don't tell her to get off
Tell her to get you off
>used to get nice and once even got a hot
>now every single picture is a hmm and once in a while get an okay
REEEE WTF HOW DID I GET SO MUCH UGLIER IN ONLY A FEW MONTHS!?
>>28327254
hmm
hmm
kaka
>>28327254
I'm too scared to try desu
>think I'm 7/10
>post my best picture
>get a "Hot"
Fuck my life, I thought I'd get higher :/
/r9k/ BTFO
ROBOTS AND NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
>>28327238
>basic sociology doesn't apply anymore because muh b8
>>28327238
Just look at our great ape cousins. Alphas lead the pack and fuck the harem in their group with exclusivity.
Human evolution muddied the waters a little but the tiers still apply.
>>28327238
so true though
i know a guy that fucks on a weekly basis and hes no chad type
why do you keep coming here? its just an echo chamber of the same shit every day.
>>28327225
I'm doomed to repeat the past
The same mistakes over and over again
>>28327225
you guys would call me a normie if you knew me but i like coming here and share the feels together, it releases stress
also i help in the ways i can because people here actually deserve this help
and once in a while i learn something myself because some people here are brutally honest and you can learn a lot from the truth
>>28327394
If you believe and accept everything as enlightenment here then you're headed for a major downfall
Have you ever noticed how fetishes tend to vary from culture to culture, and why?
Some of these make sense, like America having lots of furry porn (many, many, many children were flooded with cartoons with it as a child, not too few without sexualized characters in them).
But others are completely confusing. The west tends to have, far more frequently, diaper, vore, inflation, and fart fetishes; most of these are practically nonexistent in the east (or they're in different contexts/have different appeals). The east is more into vomiting, scat, and ryona, which...
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>different cultures are different
wow did u come up with this all by yourself?
>>28327143
hey op, please tell me why am i into this? i want to be the girl
>>28327151
But WHY are they different?
I can't really think of a sound reason why people in Japan tend to have higher frequencies of people liking scat and vomit than the west, and why westerners tend to like inflation and diapers at higher frequencies than other countries?
>>28327168
Same desu
Getting abused to the point of vomiting seems fun