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>I'm stealing your parent's car and kidnapping you so you don't call the cops! Now get in or I cap yo ass!
wat do?
>>28326164
develop the fastest acting case of stockholm syndrome ever
>>28326164
take her gun like steven seagal would do and kill her
>>28326164
either be kidnapped by a hot female (possibly killed by her gangster Chads later) or be killed there and then
win-win
What's the last thing r9k has dreamed?
>>28326147
I was looking at my face in the mirror, it was full of wrinkles. But I felt good still.
Haven't dreamt in about a week. Didn't even notice until I read this. Peaceful sleeps feel good
But I was recently having recurrent dreams about my cousin licking my eyeballs.
>>28326147
fucking mom
So I just got fired for telling a roastie if she doesn't stop making comments about me I will sexually assault her. AMA
>>28326057
>AMA
>>>/reddit/
Get lost on your way there, faggot?
wasn't a very smart move was it
That's alright, I got fired for talking about my guns at work on a lunch break. I mentioned that I liked to go out to the firing range after work to wind down after a long day and apparently that was taken as I'm a psychopath training to shoot up everyone in the office.
share your feels music, i'm feeling down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
Postinng best feels song
https://youtu.be/aFUzvbkEvRk
Good taste OP. That's the first song I learned on guitar, can't play this for anybody though or they'll all think I want to kill myself. How I learned to sing and finger pick. Crywank is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn3bEQfSsE
>be in college
>a blind girl arrived this year
>get appointed by the house senior as her assistant, meaning I'd have to help her around with everything
>feeling useful
>help her throughout the year with everything in college, being her personal guide
>find out she's into gaming but since she's blind she can only listen to games on YouTube
>become very good friends, even soulmates
>one evening she calls me and asks me to go to cinema with her
>pick her up from her house
>having cheerful moods, we laugh and smile as we make our way to the cinema
>watching the movie, she puts her hand on mine's
>feeling calm as fuck and happy with her
>decide to prank her cause good mood
>movie finished, everyone starts leaving
>I release her hand and go down quickly, thinking it would be cool seeing her trying to cope with navigation alone
>looking back at her for a minute
>she freaks out and starts touching everything around her seat
>starts sobbing and yelling my name in horror of being lost
>my expression changes from happy to sad as I run up to her in regret
>she starts hugging me tightly and crying saying she always loved me for caring for her despite just being appointed by someone as a helper and apologizing for being such a burden
>we sit alone in the cinema for the next two hours hugging tightly
At her house currently. I feel as if I'd hurt her if I left her again. There's a fucking cat starving at my own flat for two days already.
>>28326031
How cute is she? Race/height/weight/hairstyle?
I think this is the first greentext ever posted on the internet.
good job fag, you really made the world a better place dont you fag?
>>28326031
so when did you cut all her pictures in half?
>Walls in dorm rooms are pretty thin
>Can usually hear normie neighbourinos having conversations
>No one ever hangs out in my room
>So I pretend to have a conversation and talk out loud using 2 or 3 different pitches so people think I'm chilling with ma friendos
>Been doing this for about a month
>One day Stacey says: lol it's so cute how you talk to yourself anon ahaha
How did she know?
Probably because your plan was stupid. I mean if no one ever sees anyone leave or enter your room it's going to be pretty obvious what you're doing.
Are you actually retarded? Who the fuck does that.
Lmao are you retarded
You have to pretend you're talking to your friends/gf on the phone
Has anyone here made a meaningful life decision which they do not regret?
I honestly can't think of one. Good things were handed to me from time to time. But if I have any say in the matter I always choose poorly and fuck it up or go the wrong way or make the wrong call. None of my choices have led to anything good.
Tell us about your shitty life choices OP
yes, leaving my home town and moving to a big city was the only good decision i have ever made
>>28325999
I don't regret:
Moving out of my mom's place.
Reconnecting with my dad.
Getting a dog.
Also checked.
General /feels/ thread
>tfw /r9k/ is moving slowly
>tfw want to download rondo duo now that there's a translation out but it's 10gb and will take a while
>tfw necks sore because I'm letting my posture slip
>tfw despite all this I'm sleepy and it's making me feel very comfortable
>>28325988
Not your personal blog, fuck off.
Faggot.
>>28326000
but it's a general /feels/ thread
do you have anything you want to talk about?
i for one am also sleepy
>>28325988
>>r9k moving slowly
I think its time for you to leave, newfag.
>tfw you finally realise your oneitis is a whore who never had any feelings for you and you can safely drop her and free yourself from all this pain
>implying that fixes anything
>>28325979
I'm glad you're broken free of that pain OP. I really am.
>>28325995
It does. You just need time to adjust and move on.
>>28326007
how many years do you think it will take?
Who here /doesntcareanymore/ I just made Stacy mad with a suicide joke and told her to fuck off. She liked me too. Asked to have sex. Declined. I'm still a virgin, sex doesn't interest me anymore.
Here's what she said.
Well... having regrets is human
>>28325977
I think you missed the whole idea of the thread, pal.
>tfw browsing r9k with two of my fingers is my wet vagina
Go away bebe you ape
>>28325938
Masturbate to Dead Space death reels.
It's better than you'd think once you match movements with the death strokes.
>tfw broasing r9k with two of my fingers in my wet cock
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/adv/17106208
Not really dude I would have a lot worse things to say about this board and I'm on it every day. They're being pretty polite and fair IMO in their discussion.
>>28325778
Who cares about those dumb niggers
>>28325778
you know what to do, OP....
BETA UPRISING BEGINS NOWWWWW!!!!!
Is this true, robots?
>>>/a/141075237
>>28325728
no those are just faggots trying to cling onto muh heritage.
>>28325728
Who cares kill yourself
>>28325728
>spend 10 minutes on reddit
>see the terms normie and Chad used more there than in a week on 4chan
Normie and Chad are normal people meme words now that they use for ebin lolz
>tfw laptop broke years ago
>left a disc in the tray
>didn't know how to get it out so threw it out
>this whole time I thought it was Morrowind
>mfw found morrowind in my room just now
>it was probably Tribunal
Anyone else know what it's like to be proven wrong?
>get in internet argument
>get proven wrong
>feel like an idiot and humiliated in front of everyone who bothered to pay attention
it's not good
>>28325716
>mfw found morrowind in my room just now
Glad you're having a good day, OP.
>>28325716
Why not just redownload it?
Do you find this woman attractive?
>>28325709
She's way cuter in this picture.
Ewww, no. Looks like a frog, I can picture the stench from her wig.
I love being cute, thank you Allah :)
I wish facialabuse made a video with bebe
