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Any femanons in SE Idaho specifically Pocatello? 420, netflix, attractive musician dude home alone for a few hours looking for company.
yes femanon here please tell me where you live. I will suck on your pee pee, if you know what I mean.
hello I am also a femanon who happens to live at your location. we shall do le "netflix and chill", do you concur?
>>28321356
the fact that you are a musician strongly increases the erotic feelings I have towards you
Anyone here use Duolingo? What do you guys think of it?
Yup it helped me out in Spanish in school last semester and now that I passed the class I'm starting to learn Russian, I already speak Polish by the way
>>28321201
Just bookmarked it and will be teaching myself French and i'll take a crack at spanish.
How useful is this really? I've been wanting to learn Spanish and was considering starting with this.
I dont deserve to be here or share the same fate with you losers. Im average looking, fit, empathetic, and tolerate other people's opinions/mistakes. Qualities that should have landed me a happy life with someone that the majority of you lack. Here I am alone drifting further and further into the abyss of emptiness and misery. I hate you all.
This post is the shittiest shitpost I've ever seen. Take it to /b/ or reddit.
you hate us because you were supposedly born with gifted traits but ultimately failed with a handicap (as in, 'easy mode') and refuse to blame yourself for YOUR failures.
I hate you too you prestegious fag.
>>28321132
Feel free to leave at any time, faggot.
> Anon is having a bad day.
> Tell him to calm down.
> He flips out at me.
>>28321112
He just needs to be himself.Magnanimously
>>28321112
Anons at best are animals who know how to talk. You ever seen an upset animal? You try to pet it and it will attack you.
>>28321134
Just need to work on your confidence and things will work out eventually.
There's someone for everyone Anon.
What's even the point of living anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ZnzqaPbD4
>>28321066
aww, there there brobot *hugs*
Can you think of anything that you enjoy doing?do you still have hope for meeting a qt girl
>>28321066
>tfw I will never not yearn for death
If this place disappeared tomorrow, would you miss it?
I would miss the company, yeah
But it's probably inspire me to do something different
Yes, it's the only way that I communicate with other people. Everyone else I talk to in real life is all just meaningless stuff about work, school, etc.
i missed it a lot when it disappeared before
i'm actually very attached to 4chan and its boards
i've spent almost 10 years here
And now, how do you define true fear?
finally a thread that can get behind me
>>28321070
>get behind you
What do you mean by that?
I literally want to marry a nice girl and be her little shy pet boy.
I'm going to ask a girl out tomorrow. I'm almost positive she will say no.
One time after class I started asking her out by saying "What are you doing this weekend?" When she said she was going out of town, I wrapped it up and left without asking her since she wouldn't be available. I assume she realized I was going to ask her to do something, because now after class she walks really quickly away from class, often looking at her phone.
However, I figure I might as well ask anyway and get rejected so I don't have to wonder in the future.
Is this an awful idea?
That's a healthy approach to it. My humble advice is to not treat it like it's anything big to you. Ask her to get some coffee or some shit with you.
I respect you, anon.
It's not a bad idea. Just don't drop your spaghetti everywhere, keep it concise, and just tell her how you feel. Even if you get rejected, if you go into it with the right mindset only positives can come out of it.
Do it, anon. The potential happiness from if she says yes beats the potential embarrassment of if she says no. I'm rooting for you.
Was 9/11 an inside job?
I've never read into any conspiracy theories on it because I thought they were all illuminati tin foil hat shit but I've been open to anything.
It's possible the attack was known about in advance and allowed to happen, but stuff about a "controlled demolition" or whatnot is convoluted tinfoil-tier shit
I know for fact it was an inside job.
can't tell much now, have to disconnect, they're watching.
>>28320872
there are stratfor documents shared on wikileaks proving that the Israeli Mossad and Saudi Arabian government orchestrated the entire affair, recruiting, directing, and funding various individuals from a handful of middle eastern countries. these same emails reveal that certsin entities within the US government had advanced knowledge of the impending attacks and even took measures to hamstring any effective response (such as diverting NORAD)
>one shot at life
>introvert
Why haven't us introverts killed ourselves yet?
Introversion simply means you're more relaxed/at ease when alone. It doesn't mean you have to be a social failure and blame it on your birth RNG. Social skills are learned.
>>28320822
Nice dubs.
I like being an introvert. I only say things that really matter, you know. I think that's how people see me. They really appreciate what I have to say.
>one shot at life
>doesn't take the shot to his brain
What is the creepiest thing that /r9k/ has ever experienced?
>>28320744
real life and all the things that come along with it.
Might have been the pidgeon house.
Out in the middle of nowhere, in the Colorado plains, there's this abandoned schoolhouse that's flooded knee-deep with bird down, shit, and carcasses, the living birds occupy the rafters, and you can hear the cooing from about three blocks away.
Gave me the heebie jeebies when I checked it out.
>>28320853
Dud you live by it?
My tummy hurts, tell me a story /r9k/.
Once upon a time there was a NEET
This NEET had quite the stinky feet
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.Faggot
![tumblr_nlo2jxOjWu1tezt7xo1_1280[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ooRuw9Z.jpg "tumblr nlo2jxOjWu1tezt7xo1 1280[2]")
>gf broke up with me after doing a bunch of terrible things to me (no cheating and not intentional)
>said it was because i deserved better
>was the only gf ive had i genuinely liked
lol wtf is wrong with women
>>28320640
How terrible were the things?
>>28320640
She doesn't think you deserve better. She wanted a way out without feeling guilty, because the world revolves around her. Don't be an idiot.
>>28320640
She's tired of your boring, push-over ass OP don't get it twisted it's definitely you
ok guys i got these from other post i am bored so i decided to make up a game if you had to your life was on the line etc etc had to which one of these black skanks would you fuck and why A. B. C. D. your call lets get to it
>>28320602
C free weed, and the booty look tight.
this is such a horrible game
>>28320602
Yeah, no.
Ic, iftijf
>tfw you can't even post your feels anymore because the person they're about browses this board
>its been months since it happened but I still feel for them
>I know they lurk
I miss him even if he was a fuckin attention whore
>tfw you're not a robot anymore
i gotta get off the board
>tfw you met by posting about an uncommon fantasy that you both have
>tfw every time you see someone mention that fantasy you wonder if it's her
