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>>28314350
/tv/ is a cancerous board and you aren't allowed to enjoy anything.
Frogs alice in chains listen to it
>>28314350
/mu/ is only good for its rbt.asia/mu/ archive; their taste is not bad strictly speaking, it's simply sonical as opposed to musical, in the sense that there's little going on in it, their favs rely on mood and hardly on virtosity or composition.
When you scratch your ass and it smells like cheese.
When you're sweaty and smell your balls
I like to rub my finger between my head and the top of my ears and smell it.
When you take your socks off at the end of the day and take a big sniff
I can't be the only one that really does this.
>a girl finally shows interest in me
>shes fat
>>28314342
thing i look for in a girl
>not black
>not fat
thats it.
>you finally work up the courage to message a fat girl on a dating site
>she looks at profile and doesn't respond
>repeat
>repeat
>repeat
>...
>...
>a qt girl actually likes me
>wanted me to stay with her over Christmas break
>she lives in Japan
Fuck this cruel world.
That's it robots, I quit. I gave up on the one thing I enjoyed. I just couldn't do it anymore. I tortured myself trying to be perfect, and every review of my past work would only result in dissapointment and fustration. I was not born to be skilled, but to work tirelessly at a futile goal which will never come to fruition.
>>28314303
what was the thing?
>>28314319
Does it matter?
I felt that a passion not followed would be something that would resonate here.
>>28314392
i have a feeling i know what it is and i was just considering the possibility of offering you help
HOW ARE THINGS IN THE WEST COAST?
>>28314260
shitty as usual why
>>28314260
Pretty nice desu. The people are pretty much the same everywhere though.
Better weather shittier people.
Alright, we all come here to complain about our raging autism and weird kinks; that's alright.
But why can't we do something useful once in a while?
Let's guess if that grill really likes you or you're just daydreaming (sorry anon).
Describe her attitude towards you, her behavior, stuff you noticed. Let's see if there's hope.
I'll start.
I'm shy as fuck, the only good thing about me is that I am pretty skinny and I dress well so I manage to look kinda snobbish and distant even though I feel like I wanna die most of the time.
So, I go to uni and I sit on my own almost every time. Only person I have "regular" contact with is this kinda Stacy girl but we talked like three times in six months so whatever, she's always so kind though.
Today I came to uni a little early and was waiting on the stairs when I noticed this grill (which I never saw in class) who kept on staring at me.
At first I thought it was just cause I looked weird so I started getting ticklish af and tried to focus on my mobile, I didn't even look at her as I thought she was some normie who was gonna laugh about me as soon as her friends arrived.
Even though she was closer to our classroom, she waited to get in so I entered the room before her. After a while she sits in the same row as me, just at the opposite end.
It was weird as I was the only one sitting in that row and there were still a couple free ones nearby.
Again, she deliberately kept on looking at me; I sneakily took a gaze at her and realized she's a qt and looks really introverted.
However, this only got me more ticklish and insecure.
She left before the lesson was over but I guess I'm gonna see her again in the next few days.
I know I'll never find the courage to approach her, so all I wanna know is, is there a chance this girl likes me? This might help me improve my self-esteem I guess.
She's a serial killer that targets beta males by making them think she likes them by staring at them, it's why you've never seen her in class before.
Don't fall into her trap, in fact alert the campus administration.
>>28314236
>egg-centric jew
>>28314354
Well, I already wanna die
Do you really understand women ?
>>28314234
No but it's not like I try to, woman don't even understand each other so why bother?
They can't even understand themselves.
>>28314399
I came here to say "I am a woman, and fuck no, I don't understand women"
But you beat me to it.
>Y'see Jimmy, Jim, James, Jimmy. Most of the "victims" of the holohoax were just sick children and elderly who most probably died during typhus epidemics in the camps! The gas-chamber theory quickity quackity just doesnt make sense!
What did he mean by this?
I was just looking this show up again last week and goddamn is the animation garbage. Aged like total shit.
>>28314406
I used to watch this show all the time when I was younger
Maybe I'll get smashed and marathon it some friday
Look everyone its this thread again.
HARD MODE: Say "plz be my gf"
Texted my sister
>"your beautiful"
>"plz be my gf"
She replied
>"hahaha wtf have u been smokin weed???"
>>28314209
>tfw dont have her number
1. some girl I know from college
>you're beautiful
>thx
2. another girl I know a bit better from college
>you're beautiful, plz be my gf
no reply let
should I text her pls respond?
Literally every single thread I've posted in on every board today has died immediately after my post
I am cancer
Same here anon we are natural born thread killers
>>28314143
don't worry, I understand, and can relate.
Don't worry your are not alone
>On OKC
>Know how low replay rates are already
>Set age minimum to 30, because I know they start to lower standards.
>Get a few dates, and one blowjob
>Better than nothing but not good enough
>Minimum age 40
>Monthly dates, slept with 2 of them
>great, but frequency is poor
>minimum age 50
>a lot more interest
>see one of them (54 years old)
>we fuck, two days later she asks me to come around again
>Tell her I'll be up for it in 2 days (payday)
>she says she can cover fuel expenses
>go around there twice weekly now, and get $80 each time 'fuel expenses'
Who /gigolo/ here?
this should be on /b/
not a lot of us are getting sex, even if we did we probably can't relate to you
>>28314161
>we probably can't relate to you
Probably not, because more are reddit cancer now
>>28314116
What are you even doing on this board.
Do you even understand the meme you are posting?
Every single hour I sit by the computer, I have at least one hand on my dick.
>>28314113
neat
oragano comet meme
diito, i literally sit on the computer from morning until night masturbating and getting light chuckles from memes
inside i want to die
>>28314170
I like to pull hairs out of my buttcrack while I browse.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a26968/sex-in-the-city-quiz/
you're not a real robot unless you get miranda
>>28314085
I got Miranda, but I'm not a true robot coz I have a tidy minge
>>28314085
> Carrie
But I'd bang ginger qt3.14 Miranda all day and all night
I got carrie
and I want to kill myself after post-ironically trekking through that nightmare quiz
LISTEN UP. Tell me what you had for breakfast this morning.
a bannana and an amino acid shake, curently training, in between post on here and youtube
pure, unadulterated [name brand cereal]
Bacon and eggs
So guys I was a lazy fuck as usually and I have not started my assignment due in 12 hours till now.
I have underestimated this assignment badly and will 100% fail it if I currently try and finish it by the due date. (Its worth 50% of my grade)
So I am going to the doctor to get some kind of adverse circumstances letter to get another week.
I am diagnosed with depression and I have a sever back injury (Herniated disks)
So heres what I would like to ask. What do you believe is the best to lie about in order to get my extension granted back up by a doctor.
I am thinking of going in an saying I have had a family problem which has caused me to fall back into my depression and was unable to finish my work on time. Would this be Alright? Can you guys think of anything better?
I have already used this one last year and it was granted. "I fell into my depression after hearing news that my back injury was irreversible".
Try
>I fell and injured my back after learning my depression was irreversible
cut your wrists then go to the doctor
Just say a relative died and you were having problems coping. Almost nobody question a death in the family.
