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Have you guys seen my wife? She's green with cute triangular hair.
Here's a photo of her
>>28309561
If there's a Global rule for the horseuckers, there ought to be one for you turbo autists, too.
Lol you are so fucking queer
>>28309561
Why are cartoons these days so fucking ugly? this shit looks awful
Where do you put your sauce bottles /r9k/? In the fridge or cupboard?
>>28309500
Fridge, always. Probably doesn't matter though. Restaurants keep them out.
>>28309500
fridge ofc
cupboard cucks kys
>ketchup
>fridge
don't make say it
>major in womans studies
>on first day of semester, when asked why you are taking this course say "because its 2016"
>stand back and watch all the brainwashed feminist staceys drop their panties and beg for your progressive cock
>>28309440
You fucking stupid cuck.
>>28309440
>why won't women sleep with me and thank me
t. future mra
>take womans studies
>all the BBC going in and out of white cunts as far as my eyes can see
It's a good time to be alive.
So I heard Buddhism teaches it's followers to become empty and ignore all desires to create a neutral state. Can any Buddhists confirm if this helps them get over being antisocial?
>>28309408
It will help you reach Nirvana, but not help you with being antisocial
Is the one autist that COMPLETELY hates Buddism and spams paragraphs against it still here?
>>28309408
My heart burns like fire, but my eyes are as cold as dead ashes
Discipline yourself and everything else will fall into place
>tfw qt average girl in my class making presentation
>has to log into her email on the projector
>has emails from steam yet ISN'T a gamurr girl (at least by appearance)
>looks really nervous while she's doing this presentation
do i finally grow a pair and save her /r9k/
>has emails from steam yet ISN'T a gamurr girl (at least by appearance)
she was saved by chad long ago. maybe a reddit chad
>>28309450
no i stalked her over school club emails and also social media
she never replies and signed up for DnD club but never showed up to it and is always absent on their "attendance" sheet they email because they have autism
also 0 social media and looks genuinely scared and probably has social anxiety
also big tits
>>28309480
>big tits
Go for it anon-kun
This place is not good for your mental well-being.
>>28309357
Why not?
POL9087
No shit, but misery is all we know and guaranteed. There is a twisted feeling of comfort wallowing in the pain we feel all the time. We strive to achieve enlightenment by becoming one with our sorrow letting it consume us completely.
It's like telling a vampire that staying in the dark all the time is bad for their psyche. Yeah, but how much fucking worse is the sun?
mfw I sit alone at lunch
>gosh, that guy is so creepy! Stay away from him guys, he's a freak
>lunch
Seriously how old are you
>>28309348
>mfw when i sit alone at lunch
>class reunion
>most boys are now fat and balding
>most girls look like 40 year old wax figures
Those subhumans are only in their late 20s for fuck's sake.
D I S A P P O I N T E D
O went to mine 2 years ago
>Stacey's looked hot as ever
>Chads were 50/50, half became fat as hell, half looked buff. Most worked the typical 40K a year job. One works in wall Street
>The outscasts didn't show up, even though they still live in the area
>>28309481
>40k a year
how the fuck do they do this? where are these jobs, what the fuck.
>>28309507
dollarydoos not bongnotes
literally just graduated onto 45k dollarinos
PSA TO YOU VIRGIN MALE SOCIALLY AWKWARD ROBOTS: There are no "attainable girls". None. I know you were probably brainwashed by movies/anime/videogames/ to believe that you can land one of these small and cute girls, maybe a redhead, maybe a pale brunette, maybe she wears glasses and works at the library. You know the type. Quirky and cute. Small, not a bombshell, modest, usually small tits and no ass, but with a cute face.
The kind of girl you stare at at the grocery store. The cashier at the comic book place that you, for some twisted reason, believe that "you could have a chance with her if you'd just go talk to her". No you wouldn't.
I need you to understand something, the hottest Stacies only have Chads hitting on them. These cute "attainable girls" you convinced yourself you have a shot with? They have Chad, plus everyone else going after them.
You know how your parents keep telling you that you should go after the girls other boys probably aren't noticing? That's what every other single male thinks like. You have MORE competition for these girls, not less.
These girls will ALWAYS go for Chad, and if he's not available, they'll go for cute hipster "nerd" hot guy. They'll never go for you creeps.
Basically, stop staring at and daydreaming about the gamestop cashier.
>>28309312
They weren't quirky or awkward to begin with, everyone knows that most of these "qwirky" girls had high confidence and social skills. They're not nerds. They're too pretty and sociable. They're "geeks" at best. Only the most delusional of neckbeards thought they had a chance
woah would have known the obvious?
>>28309384
It has to be said again. To number of dumb "tfw no gf" frogposters that think "yeah I could have a chance with that girl" is too large.
>2016
>Not being a supreme gentleman to get a qt gf
>when your mom comes into a game shop with you.
Seriously. I was in a huge line that went around the whole shop when gta5 came out and my mom walked in, saw the huge line, yet walked over to me and asked how much longer it was gonna take. How can you not have enough self awareness to know how embarrassing that would be?
>>28309265
That looks a mother and son.
>>28309314
She knows, she doesn't care. If you don't want to be embarrassed then maybe you shouldn't be a manchild who waits in line for video games on launch day in the first place.
So a few days ago I made a thread about how my mom was gonna get most of her large intestine removed and might have cancer. Turns out she does have colon cancer which has spread to her liver. And they can't remove the liver tumors.
>>28309238
Im sorry ur mom got quickscoped anon
>>28309238
So where do we go from here?
>>28309238
Lmao btfo fucking roastie
>Be this morning
>Have a check up at the dentist
>Daddy tells me I can choose a toy at the mall after if I'm good
>Be really good
>Go to target to pick my toy
>Struggling to choose between an elephant stuffie and a fox stuffie
>Start to cry because in five minutes I've managed to develop a deep emotional attachment to both
>Beg daddy to let me have both, or have an advance on my allowance so I can have both
>Distracted when I hear "Anon?"
>Fucking high school counselor who I spent a great deal of time with is shopping with his wife
>He really awkwardly asks me how I've been
>Blurt out a bunch of shit about having three degrees and a house and a decent income and health insurance
>Not that any of that matters because I'm a grown man in a skirt and frilly socks begging my boyfriend for a stuffed animal and calling him daddy
>Still go home and watch toonies with my new toys while eating fake chicken nuggets off a sparkly pink plate and drinking juice out of a sippy cup
I don't know why I'm posting this but I'm distressed and ashamed but equally entirely happy with my life decisions and I don't know how any of this happened to me and I don't know if I'm a failure or not
wew, nice twist there.
Another case proving co-morbidity of "transgenderism" and other mental illnesses
I just can't determine if this is real or just extremely well written bait.
>sitting on a grass field with gf
>sitting side by side
>she's leaning her body into me and I'm hugging her
>she's so soft and warm
>just cuddle and talk about random meaningless topicsand The Witch because we're near a some woods
>all my problems and worries fade away
>everything in life just makes sense
>hear this ringing sound in the background
>slowly gets louder and louder
>open my eyes
>it's 6:05am
>my alarm clock has been going off for the past 5 minutes
>tired as fuck
>memories of my dream slowly fade away
>drag myself out of bed and get ready for another wageslave day
Why is life so terrible?
Also what did you think of The Witch? It was pretty comfy.
Worst fucking feel ever. I seriously hate being trolled like that. Why cant I sleep all day in live in the dreamworld
>>28309206
>>28309253
At least you get a taste of what the good life is like
I know similar feel famicom. Once I dreamed about playing some comfy vidya and don't know why but had this blissful feeling that everything is ok, on it's place, I have nothing to worry about, I am safe.
Hello /r9k/, I'm lost, and I could use some help from you guys.
I just don't know what I can even do anymore, my life is hopeless. I can't go anywhere because transport is a bitch, all my friends don't invite me anywhere. All I do is drink booze and work, I don't have anyone to talk to at home.
Every week is the same, I wake up, go to work, come home, browse 4chan for a while then go to sleep. On weekends when I don't have any work, I sleep as much as I can, even during the day and waking up at 2am in the morning, because I know even if I wake up at such a late time, no one will send me the message I always want to hear saying "Hey, anon! Want to come and chill with us at the pub?"
I'm never happy, I haven't experience happiness in months, I can't find anything fun to do with my time. It's destroying my life sitting in the darkness of my home, in front of my computer screen browsing this website, every single fucking day.
>>28309195
Get drunk and die, best option. Maybe go for a walk? I got 5 miles in 2 hours once, not too bad
Be homeless
Go to psychiatrist and fake schizophrenia, tell them you hear voices, you don't have to act too crazy.
Live off disability.
I had to join this work program to be keeping my neetbux.
>It was just a few hours at local teen center.
>Hot 7/10 runs the place.
>Kind of a bitch to me and other volunteers. >Yesterday she left her e-mail
>I go to sent folder
>see 'hook up Saturday?' Subject line
>click it
>nude pix of 7/10
>booty shot, boobs
>hit print, select both printers
>40 copies
>she sees pictures
>volunteers & kids see pictures
>they are doing one on one interviews to investigate
I'm really nervous I'll lose my neetbux.
Should I just deny it all?
obviously, you think they're going to just let you off with a warning?
i just hope you're a good liar
hell yeah deny it
you're probably fucked though, can't they just see who was on duty around the time the pictures were printed?
Sperged out or became an absolute lad?
