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> The feeling when she is talking to another guy.
>>28304140
TeII her to fuck off
>>28304152
Tell him to fuck off, hit her over the head, then drag her back to your lair
Bitches love that shit
>>28304140
>tfw you see pictures of her posted online hugging and kissing with another guy
>tfw she's probably fucking and sucking his cock
>when other people think something's wrong when you're fine
JUST FUCK OFF AND LET ME LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE. STOP GETTING INTO MY BUSINESS, I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR HELP.
>>28304078
fuck, I hate that shit
>>28304086
My dad forced me into counseling and after 20 minutes of talking about how much of a loser I really am I said "I've got better things to do" and left.
>>28304078
>in highschool
>have headache
>tilting my head in an odd way, hand pressed on it
>teacher lecturing, suddenly stops
>"anon, are...you okay?"
>30 fucking heads spin around in my direction
>"y-yeah?"
>If you look better than the pic it means you're not
>If you're alone it's because you want
Please, it's time to leave this board fucking whores
>>28304069
Fuck off. Unless you look like pic related then you can't be a robot either so stfu
>>28304088
You can't deny the truth roastie.
>>28304103
I can deny anything I want. You are not a true robot, you're alone because its your choice so shove it
>can't learn another language because I'm too dumb to remember things and anxious about fucking up the speaking part when practising
>>28303958
If you could learn one, you could learn another one. Stop being such a whiny, quitting pussy, even little children can learn the hardest languages out there.
Just continue practicing.
>>28303958
iirc there are internet sites for stuff like this
You teach someone English and the other person teaches you some other language you want to learn
Being social is probably the best way to learn a language
I learned two languages by being social/enjoying culture from that language and two in school
Can't remember shit from the school ones
Get a foreign friend
>>28303994
Thanks bro. I'll just bee myself. Never thought of this before.
This is your average fembot
>>28303946
Looks nothing like me.
Is that chris?
Mmmmmm YUMMY.
post more pics.
No stickers this time baby.
>I started taking car of myself
>was really fat, like 400 pounds fat do to some anti depressant mixure that made me suicidal
>never lacked attention from females even being fat as fatass
>250 now, go to the gym feeling ok, still massively depressed
>now have guys and girls breaking their neck to say hi to me
>talking to a female right now
>want to cut her off
>want to play video games and watch anime but it's all shit
>spend my time going to walmart late at night buying shit i dont need and night driving
>29
>kissless
>sexless
>jobless
>fuck up with skills and social skills I gathered by being a fucking pretender
I'm one of the most patehtic people on this goddamn board. People always assume I'm a normie, I liked when I was really fat it brought less attention, but it didn't matter because it's socially acceptable for men to be fatasses, that chad myth is bullshit. I want to go back to being neet. Fuck you faggots with your >tfw no gf
> taking car of myself
> to lose weight
should've had a v8
>>28304108
This would be funny if I wasn't an autist who actually owns a V8
>>28303938
You're delusional, 250 lbs is still fat as fuck.
so this just happened to me now.
>waiting for the bus
>immersed in my phone so not paying attention to my surroundings
>a truck is blocking the bus stop so can't really see oncoming traffic
>some guy approaches me
>"if you need line [x] then it's here"
>i thank him
if it weren't for his kindness then i would've missed the bus.
>>28303855
maybe you should've sucked his dick
>>28303855
Nice repeating numbers
>tfw always scared of being too nice
>>28303855
>someone does something nice for me in traffic
>I remember to do the same a day after
it's nice
Is this a REAL fetish? What was up with this conversation. (Refer to image)
>tee hee im a girl btw u can tell because I left my girl name in the picture look heres me talking to another girl isnt she gross but not liek me u guys
GET. OUT.
>>28303998
To be fair I don't think 'sara' was a female.
Oh I mean I don't have that fetish particularly, but I can understand it. I hate women. I'll be honest here. I hate women, and therefore I hate you. But, to answer your question, I mean. Do I feel attracted to women? Yes I do and that's why I hate them because of none of them will touch my penis even when I shave it completely bare and neat and use 2 kinds of soap I hate women. I mean I even cleaned out the smegma and that wasn't an easy task and you think any of those girls I sat next to in the lecture hall picked up my pheremones and talked to me?
No. Of course not. So I must masturbate. I must stroke my shaft until I make creamy sperm juice. But the problem is what to do it to? BDSM is disgusting. I hate the whole...oversexualised, nudity, brimming with degeneracy vibe. I like to watch cute girls wet themselves, or have a car drive by them and splatter their clothes with mud. BUT it has to be nonconsensual. You think those videos are easy to find? DO YOU?
well arcanine?
show how tough you are to your sweetie, what are you, a chicken?
bawk bawk bawk
i didn't play that gas ass shit i played runescape
stacking GP like a real ass woodcutting nigga
I got bad bitches from Lumbridge to Catherby nigga
>>28303812
I would ask him if l could watch
>>28303812
ask him to 1v1me sled racing
>*SLAM*
>mom crying again
>>28303772
Its good therapy to let it all out rather than bottling it in.
>>28303772
>tfw remember crying in my room while my stepdad beat my mom
Holy shit how can people be so angry all the time.
>>28303772
I hate niggers who slam doors.
What is your most realistic/attainable path to happiness and contentment with your life?
>>28303754
Live and you'll find out. Find out what makes you happy and chase it, find out what makes you sad and avoid it.
>>28303754
Drinking and denial.
self-reflection, good friends to talk with, a thing which you enjoy and getting motivation to do things
Imagine she messages you on tinder and says she wants the D really bad
That has got to be a fake account. It's just too tumblr to be true
>>28303703
no fucking way trigglypuff gtfo
>>28303703
reminds me of that freak that waved her arms and screamed at that milo thing
but no i wouldn't, she is so obese she is literally deformed, no way i can keep a boner looking at this thing, also i doubt i can even sex her with my 6.6x5.5 since she is so fat i guess i won't be able to penetrate properly
Does anybody know what happened to the anon that took a girl to the dallas aquarium?
I'm dying to know
>he took her away to see the sting ray
>chad has his way all through the day
>>28303674
you mean the one with the asian dad who was a hardass or something?
yeah he posted a thread yesterday
>>28303674
He met her parents, apparently they liked him well enough and the girl agreed to a second date.
>>28303683
>>28303694
damn I can't believe I missed it, thanks brobots, good to hear it went well for him
Tell me about the most represcussional thing you have done in your life
Fucked off for 3 years and counting not making a single move after hs
Got fat and ruined my body with horrible(and I do mean horrible) stretch marks and gyno.
There are some things you can repair, loose skin is not one of them.
>>28303697
what does this say about me?
I'm here to answer questions for you guys for a bit since you seem to have a lot of problems.
I'm not a very smart guy, but it's a chance to get shit off your chest and see things from a different angle.
>>28303523
What's SCAD?
>>28303523
Does the mental hospital actually care about me or do they just want my money?
>>28303528
Savannah College of Art and Design
Someone there probably uploaded this picture and I saved it. I don't know the reason behind the file name.
The painting is of Diogenes of Sinope by Jules Bastien-Lepage.
>>28303544
Where do they live? Also people that work with people with mental illnesses don't generally have any emotional investment in them. This doesn't make them bad people, or mean ill towards you. I think this why the nurse from "One Flew Over The Cuc-koo's Nest" is often seen in a bad light when she did no harm. It's their job to make you better or provide a healthy enviroment, it's not their job to personally care about you and your well being. If you're looking for someone to connect to, someone that truly cares about you, this isn't the place to seek it.
