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>tfw living in japan and too shy to talk to japanese qts
That's a foreign feel to me
did you move to japan permanently? why are you there? is it worth it?
>>28298268
Do you speak Japanese
Why did everything to to shit in 2007-2008?
>>28298204
That's when Big Bang Theory came out.
Bazinga.
about the time i moved to a new school and started middle school if i recall
Wasn't this when Chanology took place?
Anyone else here /soylent/
If you're still eating normal food you're a normie
>cheap
>easy
>fast
https://www.soylent.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=searchusa&gclid=CPX4h9eCvcwCFQoNaQodN9YOLw
Enjoy your rat droppings.
>>28298199
>implying there isn't huge amounts of bugs in the shit you're buying pre-made at the store
This is what happens with soylent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXTPI8KDd0
You have been warned.
Drinking Thread. Pretty weird night but whatever.
What do I mix with this disgusting shit?
>>28298102
>Tennesee honey
Is that the shit that's too sweet to drink straight?
>>28298102
JD A SHIT
I'm drinking rum with orange juice, fresh squeezed
I'm drinking Kirkland (Costco brand) rum. It's kind of overly spiced, but damn good for $15 a big ass bottle! It's hard to maintain my drinking habit since I have to be up at 6:30am, and I never start drinking till after 8pm, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Robots, what would it take for you to stop being suicidal?
2d girls becoming real
i'd stop thinking about suicide after i commit suicide
being dead would cull the thoughts probably
I'm 17 years old and I still wet the bed... I don't know how to stop it
Compensate for it with a swastika tattoo.
oh my fuk
>>28298027
This bait is getting worse and worse.
>2007 will soon be 10 years ago
I want to go back, robits
Ok kid, no one wants to go back to 07. Unless you were going to short real estate
>>28298021
2007 will always be 3 years ago for me
>1990 was 250 years ago
The woman you'll someday fall in love with is currently getting pumped & dumped.
Who feels love anymore? That's such a normie emotion.
>you're wife got pumped and dumped so many times
>she only chose you because Chad was done with her
>You got Chads sloppy seconds
>>28297967
not me, faggot
they taught me well on here, i grew up with knowledge. been coming here since i was about 13 or 14 years old, now im 19. i don't get involved with roasties. i don't talk to them, i don't look at them. i just lift weights, make gains, smoke kush and fill my life with better pleasures, than women. they aren't even that great, i've dicked a few fat roasties now and i could take it or leave it at this point
all that innocent teenage stuff is done with now. high school has passed. the world has moved on for me, i missed my boat, and while i'm bitter over it and don't like what there is to offer, there's nothing i can do so the only way is to detach myself from the game entirely
>tfw wasting your life on 4chan but won't stop
>>28297953
at least we can find comfort in knowing that we are not the only ones wasting our lives.
>>28297953
>tfw literally spent all day here and have a paper due tomorrow that I haven't done a bit of work on
fug
>>28297953
On my death bed I'm going to look back and see every day wasted on here, doing nothing meaningful with myself
Where's the reset button?
typical /r9k/ neet virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPuUDWg_nc
>>28297952
you're welcome on giving your video 1 more view
soon you'll be a big youtube star, i'm sure
>>28297952
these are the kids that now inhabit my board.
wizardchan sounds nice.
>>28297952
Why do you keep posting this. Everytime you post this thread I enter to discuss the webm but everybody is talking about something completely different.
Proof roasties have it easy. She already has 4 likes on a picture she just posted.
Are they from dudes or other girls?
>>28297926
Christ i was eating you asshole.
>>28297926
Girls will be validated just for being alive
>2 nights ago
>Take pic of my 7 inchish peepee
>Show my friends today
>Send it to friends iPad next to me while he's not there
>Set my peepee pic as his screensaver
>Sees it
>My table starts laughing
>He shows it to the other table
>6/10 girl with a fat ass says that's a nice dick
>Friend tells them it's mine
>She gags
>>28297869
Are you telling me that girls prefer personality over dick size?
What?
>>28297899
It's not my personality though.
>>28297923
I'm intrigued, anon. Go on...
I hear people talk about how girls only care about money and shit. Well I'm in line to inherit around ten million dollars soon, and I would like to comvert that currency to pussy.
I don't want to just fuck prostitutes, I want to know how to use my money to attract them to me. How do I do that?
IF THEY'RE ONLY AFTER YOUR MONEY, BY DEFINITION, THEY CANNOT EVER BE AFTER YOU
Wear nice clothes, walk like you have a purpose, and make sure your hair/facial hair well-kept.
Of course, that could be done affordably, but people would rather blame others than doing things theyre too lazy to do.
>>28297844
Dress well, go to a nightclub, spend up large, gold-diggers will be all over you.
Hey brobots, this is an odd request but I'm buying a holy trainer chastity device (for a friend) and the website says to follow the instructions in picrelated. Well they measured with a piece of string like in the directions and the length of the string after it was cut was 8.25inches. That's the circumference right? Is the diameter 2.62inches? None of those numbers seem to add up with the chart's. Which size ring should they get?
http://www.holytrainer.com/en/FAQ-chastity.asp
Also, Chastity Thread
There is no way the length was 8.25 inches. Ask "them" to remeasure.
>>28297979
They tied a piece of string around just like the instructions and when you cut the string and pull it from each end it was 8.25inches. What's weird about that? Their cock/balls looks like any other cock/balls
>>28298564
I'm a fat fuck and if i measure it's only 5 inches around. Like I said, something is up.
Post your mental illnesses and what they mean in the most simplest terms.
Schizoaffective Disorder
>depressed and autismo
Aspergers- mild autism, extreme fixation on whatever fancies me
ADHD - pharmaceutical paycheck
>>28297813
how do you get diagnosed with autism?
