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You will never have an energetic qt 3.14 Japanese girlfriend who worships your white penis and says awkward and qt things to you in broken english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDrHZyn-e8w
Who /firearm suicide tonight/ here?
>>28295793
her english is really good though
You don't know that
You don't know me
>>28295793
she's not very qt tbqh
tell me, /r9k/.
do you like Savannah Brown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Dqg5hIXjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Dqg5hIXjk
>>28295672
a lot
i wish she'd step on my balls
I think she is pretty but she's a pretentious cunt. Amazing blowjob eyes.
Have any robots fully soundproofed their room? I'm looking for some insight on how to do this myself. I think I could convince my parents to get construction involved as well, if that's necessary.
>>28295580
Honestly anon, if you live with thin walls the best thing to do is move out. Even if you could soundproof your walls you would still be one door and one thin wall away from others
>>28295719
Well with the door, I could just get a heavy-duty soundproof door, right?
But as for the thin walls, even internal (making sure the walls are solid) AND external (like those acoustic pads) soundproofing wouldn't be enough? I am just starting to learn about soundproofing, but it does seem doubtful that I'll be able to stop the floor from vibrating from footsteps when on the top floor.
But what about my basement? Footstep vibrations wouldn't be a problem, but the footsteps will be louder, but it seems like soundproofing should be strong enough to block out footsteps if my room is grounded, right?
>>28295846
Dude egg cartons lmao
>Welcome home honey, I baked you a pie
why is our world so fucked
send help..
>>28295597
>D-do you not like pie?
I prefer hair pie
Tfw hold my GF's head close to my chest when we are on the bed and scratching her hair till she sleeps because she loves it
Best feeling in the world desu.
Good for you
desu senpai Kek
>having a gf
>ever
NOOOOOORMIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mines my relationship with Lord and experiencing the pressence of The Holy Spirit
Desu Senpai Kek
Do the shaming tactics of society ever get to you?
>>28295495
i'm the virgin male feminist in that venn diagram
>>28295495
no, but if i did get particularly annoyed by someone who didn't leave me alone, well, lets just say murder is easy to do if you plan it out well
>>28295619
How would you kill someone you little faggot?
You know what fuck all of you young millenials with your "muh golden age of the internet in 2006" and your "I wish I was a teenager in the 90s/80s/70s/60s/50s/40s/30s/20s/1910s because then I would be a Chad back then and not a robot and I would rather die of tuberculosis at 35 rather than have to hear about Instagram" nostalgia.
I absolutely love living in the future. I can watch porn on my phone while sitting on the toilet. 12 year old me who had to beat off to black and white Archie comics and wouldn't know what a vagina actually looked like until 5 years later would never have even dreamed of living in such a technologically-advanced world.
Satan has won. God is dead.
The issue is that nowadays being a shut in NEET and masturbating all day actually to unthinkable porn feels better than going out and getting your dick sucked by pretty, average girls and having to go through all the trouble that it's worth.
But we cannot feel love. Girls are banging everyone thanks to the internet with no effort and it's either dedicating your whole life to chase sex or to masturbate quietly in your room.
But love? Even Chad struggles for that in this modern society.
>tfw teenagers today will never know the struggle of masturbating to magazine cutouts under the bedcovers illuminated by a flashlight
How often do you masturbate? I've gotten up to like 4 or 5 times a day, is that unhealthy?
you've got a problem my man..
desu senpai kek
A couple of times a week. Sometimes two days in a row if I'm particularly bored.
Do nofap for a week then wack it, it's amazing
Can speed be used to treat anxiety and panic attacks? (it would be street level shard)? I would only be using a point or two throughout the day for a confidence boost. I've read a lot about it and it seems it helps for some people and makes it much much worse for others can any robots share opinions/experiences pls
>>28295394
>speed
>to help anxiety
>laughingdrugaddicts.png
>>28295394
You talking about hydroxyzine?
for panic attacks id think its a really bad idea, especially street speed. meth might work better but street speed is impure as fuck and more likely to stimulate you peripherally which sorta exacerbates panic attacks
stimulants are good for like new activity aversion and social anxiety in my experience. the social anxiety aspect makes it easier to talk to people because it will give you energy to hold conversations
so basically its not really good for anxiety
is she okay? i hope she's okay.
>>28295339
Hopefully getting ready to end her life.
I REPORT EVERY ONE OF YOUR FUCKING WHORE THREADS BUT THEY KEEP COMING
MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>28295339
She is grounded from the internet and her mother is trying in contact with the police in order to get to the people who contacted her. Any orbiter, or messager whatever, is being taken care of. Stop making threads about her, she is safe from you now.
LET'S GET RICH, GUYS!
>Save your money
Seriously, if you're not already doing this, put 10-20% of your earnings into a savings account. It'll work wonders come that day when your car needs a new engine.
>Buy used crap
Seriously, why do people buy anything new anymore? It's literally the same thing, just a lower price due to it not having the shiny wrap on it anymore.
>Cancel your gym membership
You aren't using it anyway. There's nothing a gym provides that you can't do at home.
>Look for free stuff to do
I'm guessing most of you just do 4chan, anime and vidya all day anyway, but in case you really like to splurge on getting new video games or books oronaholes,you can find free stuff that will always entertain you just as much.
Who /frugal/ here?
>>28295264
more like /jewgal/
See, I would lrefer to not have to act as a consumer at all, IF the world was devoid of the complex structure that it is today. At this point, being impoverished is depressing.
>ywn do a line off hotaru's tits
Would you be willing to date a girl with bad teeth like pic related? My parents never got me braces as a child so I have bad snaggle teeth and gaps. Also they're a nasty yellow color because I was a stupid as shit kid and they never forced me to brush my teeth. I've had a few guys say they thought I would be cute if it wasn't for my ugly smile.
As long as they are clean I don't care how jacked her teeth are
>>28295212
yeah i have a thing for snaggleteethit's my dick
>>28295257
This. I once made out with a girl whose teeth were slightly fucked (slightly crooked, slightly yellow) and I was running a fever within 24 hours. Now unclean teeth on girls kinda bothers me.
Is deepthroating just a meme or does it actually feel like nirvana?
>>28295186
anyone who lets you fuck his throat will let you fuck a much tighter and wetter pussy.
You choose.
How would any of us here know... I don't even know what a titty feels like.
>>28295206
I like to imagine that it's like a firmer marshmallow
>be black
>be born to literally the worst race in the world. 0 contributions to civilization. on the receiving end of getting BTFO'd by whites and arabs throughout history
>home continent is an absolute fucking shithole
>everyone is scared of you
>women see you as a hyper sex machine when you just want meaningful relationship
>all the sexy black women go for white boys except for some black celebrities/athletes
>everyone thinks you're stupid, a thug, or both
>if you don't act 'cool', 'urban' or 'black' you're branded as a sell-out or a faggot
>majority of the world population wants you dead or locked away like some animal
>look in the mirror and see fat ugly lips, pubic hair, and small calves.
>ugly as shit
>pointless to turn to religion when you're doomed from fucking birth
>there is no god
I'm fucking done. Why live? Why fucking try?
There's no reason
one more dead nigger in the world makes the world slightly better
Be my incidentally black bf instead, OP!
You give your race far too little credit OP.
Which is saying a lot since you're black.
How do I get cancer?
At least then people would feel bad for me and remember me in a good light. Seems like a pretty good way out before killing myself in the hospital.
just browse this board tbqh faam
Vacation in Eastern Europe and take a train trip to Chernoybl
could be fun trip if you had any friends but you don't have any haha you loser
>>28295047
Browse /r9k/ and /pol.
