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Why are all females whores?
>>28290498
Is this what keeps you up at night, anon?
wouldn't you be one if you were female?
>at a party four weeks ago
>meet perfect qt girl
>have first kiss with her
>by the end of the night find out she's bi, and has had multiple encounters with both sexes
wtf
In rebellion against pleddit's tyranny, I've created a watermark to thwart the redditors.
Here is the "big mode"
It's harder to edit out of images.
Recommended 20% opacity
I'm going to post the pallet next.
>>28290453
Here's the pattern version
>>28290453
>>28290467
Doing God's own work anon. I shall save it to show my solidarity for the cause
>>28290467
Here's an example of it in action
Patterned version increases readibility
stalkers aren't bad people
stalkers are people who really want to be friends with you, to the point it causes them a lot of distress not to be
treating stalkers badly hurts them immeasurably
>>28290437
>That mask
I feel like once the doors are closed these two buff dudes wil just put on their mask and go full Hotline Miami on these poor girls.
I know this is the typical "woe is me don't call m3 creepy" bullshit but as someone who had a stalker, trust me it's not fun.
>>28290486
>hotline miami
>not You're ext
>tfw my wife's boyfriend beats me up because I won't take his son to see PG-13 movies because he's ten years old
>>28290275
Show him your cuck shed
should have said "their son"
>tfw my girlfriend's husband keeps looking at cartoon animals on some chinese website instead of picking up my son from school or his friend's house I forgot
Who /fat/ here?
Just got done with my 7th deep pan this week, senpaitachi.
>>28290265
>ate 7 pizzas this week
>it's only Monday
>>28290265
Got a pot pie in the oven (44 oz). I got hungry while I'm waiting for it so I made 2 grill cheeses.
I'm tempted to make a third.
>>28291047
May as well mate. No reason not to. Quick and easy.
I have tinnitus. Can it get worse? Or is there only one "level" of tinnitus?
![article-2142884-00A32E15000004B0-324_470x423_popup[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AMSRFVA.jpg "article-2142884-00A32E15000004B0-324 470x423 popup[1]")
>>28290237
>Can it get worse?
where do you think you are?
>>28290297
Oh, right. Hell.
I guess it makes sense that tinnitus can get worse.
I've had it since a very young age, but I couldn't really tell if it got worse from the concerts I went to in high school.
>>28290237
do you get vertigo at all?
hey guys, i dont usaly ask for money, but i realy need 10 dollars to netflix, could someone please be a nice person and donate some, and hey, it dosent need to be 10 dollars, if u want u can donate whatever u want. but please i really need this, heres my paypal
[email protected]
what do you need netflix for
>>28290205
If I want to hear from a beggar I'll take a walk downtown.
>>28290213
to watch documentries to sleep to and if my gf comes over
>tfw have to wait 5 hours for dick to recharge
>tfw have to choose between being able to cum in a reasonable time frame and being suicidally depressed
thank mr seroton
one time I fapped to orgasm 3 times in like 15 minutes. It was awesome
>tfw under 20 minutes of freedom
>tfw look like I'm in middle school
>tfw balding
Anyone in a similar situation? I want to say it's no big deal but seems like a pretty irredeemable combo tb h. Also balding general
Yep I'm 27 diffuse thinner and look like a 12 year old without a beard and I can't even grow a proper beard looks like pubes.
You're not balding, you dumb fuck.
is that you, OP? looks like a pretty normal hairline to me
are there any IBfags here
and how are you managing with the IB exams happening/ coming up?
/s HL compsci will be the end of me s/
You have to be 18 to post here
Also leave IB and change schools. IB is garbage. Go to an AP school.
i did ib
dont stress, its easy man
>>28290084
I'm an 18 year old senoir
Can we all admit that Jesus was just a cult leader who wanted to hoarse hooker pussy?
If you want to believe in God, that's fine, but that Jesus guy wasn't his son.
>>28290046
>hoarse hooker pussy
What?
But anyway, the evidence for his actual existence at all is dubious at best. I went through my edgy atheist phase too; now I just really don't give a shit about the whole thing.
He wasn't even a cult leader, just some goat fucker who died with AIDS and sand on his ass.
>>28290135
Hoard
Autocorrect fucking shit up
Post images and others write about them. It can be anything: a poem, a short story, a greentext...
I'll start.
Bump and this comment is originally original
A haiku OP
>>28290008
The stars do shine bright tonight
Yet, I'm still alone
Shooting stars don't grant wishes
>>28291423
That was very nice, I wasn't expecting there feels
>Being pressured into having kids
>No car
>No money
>No job
>Overweight
>Bad teeth
>No social skills
>Zero confidence
>Boring as fuck
>No education
>No privacy at home
How fucked am I?
You forgot to list your autism.
>>28289884
Pressured by who? What'll they do if you don't have kids?
>>28289884
this looks like california
Oh, anon~ Come to mommy and sniff up her pooties!
*PFFFRRRRRRRRNT*
These threads are fucking pathetic I can't tell if you guys are trolling or just geniunly.....uhm wow, my stomach is starting to hurt I hope I don't.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>28289948
>>28289877
These threads are fucking pathetic I can't tell if you guys are trolling or just geniunly retarded degenerates.
>>28290121
Come on anon join the fun
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
If you could go back and give your 17 year old you advice, what would you say?
I'd tell me:
>Avoid this board and focus on your studies, I know this board may seem funny because of all the losers on it bickering like old delusional ladies, but you get sick of it eventually
HARD MODE
don't say kill yourself
>>28289845
your life musn't be worth living, even if you're posting that ironically. a true Machiavellian
don't be afraid to join anime society
no one is going to look at you funny
![youre-next-bloody-door[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dFhvOGU.jpg "youre-next-bloody-door[1]")
