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What does r9k think of anita sarkeesian ?
Literally who?
New topic.
What does /r9k/ think of Huskies?
>>28286618
she's a cunt
originalo commento
>>28286622
They're a bit husky
>friend keeps trying to get me to learn japanese
>say I'll get rosetta stone or something
>he buys into the /djt/ shit
>says that all software and programs are shit and you have to follow some /a/utist's guide word for word or you'll never learn
>mfw people actually take real life advice from 4chan
>mfw he's threatening to stop being my friend if I use anything other than /djt/
rosetta stone is shit, laddie
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/complete
>>28286691
I'm sure it is, but I seriously doubt taking advice from some hikkimori on /a/ is much better than something that is sub-optimal
>>28286768
I'm using the DJT method for a year now. It's just a list of free stuff you can download, and rosetta stone is included.
They have an Anki pack that's really good, although it's pretty advanced.
>tfw former robot here.
>tfw I am now a cashier at a busy grocery store interacting with 100s of people every day and can interact and banter with strangers pretty effectively.
>tfw several friends who invite me to see them frequently
>tfw tranny
>>28286471
Do you live with mom still?
>>28286730
Nope. I live with roommates, who tolerated me racking up $1k of food and rent debnt (which I've paid off and now pay into our house above and beyond what's required)
You sound just like a person I know
watch the news tomorrow
>>28286415
>watching the jews
>>28286415
Why would I suddenly watch the "news"
Fgt.
>>28286415
Yah nothing is going to happen.
What's the reason behind our existence?
What's the reason behind the universes existence?
There is none.
There is none.
Now go play.
>>28286386
>What's the reason behind our existence?
a constant state of perpetuated change. It's reason is to exist.
>What's the reason behind the universes existence?
see above.
That is the question I use to bait the fanatical: if the Creator is All Powerful, Omnipresent, Omniscient and All That,why did it Need to Create?
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for 2 months
I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 weeks
I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 days
I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 hours
I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
I will start tomorrow an INBOUND call center training and from reading online it seems many people find working in one is pretty awful but from what i gathered most were talking about OUTBOUND services, mine is mostly customer care from what i understood.
Will work in one for 4-5 months max before i start UNI.
page 10 bump for interest, help this guy out anons
prepare to have your soul ripped out, fucked in 20 different ways then placed back into your body EVERY shift. - from inbound customer care experience
I worked in an inbound call center for 3 months.
Easy, cozy job, and I'm a total social retard. You're reading off of a script. Your job is to be nice. Despite what people say, 95% of calls are standard, like autopilot.
You get assholes, yes, but you're expected to get asshole callers than leave unhappy/you can't deal with. The whole office jokes about them. It's just a voice on a phone.
The difference between inbound and outbound is huge. Outbound is suicide tier inducing. Inbound you have targets for logging calls, which, if you're any good with computers, you'll do 5X faster than the average normie working there. Lots of free time to browse the internet.
I miss that job. Useless company lost the contract.
Why don't you have a Lamborghini?
Why don't I have a husky?
>>28286336
Because I don't read a book a day
>>28286358
Why don't you just get a fucking husky then?
>Daddy found the cockbunny folder
Is this your folder, son? http://m.imgur.com/a/454E3
>>28286335
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
NnnnnnnnNNNnNnnNnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1!!!!!
STOOOPPPP LOOKING AT IT THIS INSTANT, DADDY!!!!
>>28286335
Ima raport et to ef bee a
What does Robot 9001 mean?
9001 means DBZ, I know that much, but Robot? how about Android?
why is it r9k not r9k1 what the heck
>>28286402
why is it /b/ random and not
/b/ brendon??
>>28286499
cuz b is such a random letter
Things normies do that pisses you off
>go to coffee shops in groups
>go to record stores and buy daft punk
>wearing the same clothes as each other every day
>dance in the car
>>28286262
I wear the same clothes every day. Chess pattern white shirt with blue squares(pic related), beige trousers and black shoes.
>>28286315
Same here. Blue jeans, black t-shirt, black hoodie.
>>28286315
>>28286362
he meant normies dressing like each other you fucking retards
what's up with all these dumb normie women trying to do this kardashian/tumblr/chola makeup look i keep seeing?
do they realize they look ugly as fuck with drawn on eyebrows?
>>28286260
why would any woman care what you think, you literally do not exist to them
pathetic mane
Some of them have drawn on pubes.
It's actually pretty hot
/b/ is fucking dead r9kdied fucking years ago
all that is posted is porn and ylyl
thanks /r9k/ for saving me, you fucking niggers
What year is it right now?
Get out, you ass.
This isn't a daycare for /b/tards.
>>28286298
>daycare
>implying that i browse /b/
who /alcoholic/ here
have tried getting sober but my body wont fuckin let me, worse thing isnt how shit i feel physically though, i keep getting drunk as hell and embarassing myself, like on a nightly basis.
I don't complain. I wanna drink even more than I do.
I hate being alive. I wanna die. The only thing I enjoy is being fuckes up.
I don't enjoy friends or sex or love. I don't give a shit about money. All I care about is getting drunk.
I'm proud of being a drunk. At least I do something that makes me happy.
My doc is marijuana but I have some input.
I use to love drinking to the point of complete numbness and sometimes embarrassing myself but as time went on my body started to tolerate alcohol less and less. When I drink to excess nowadays the feelings of dehydration, exhaustion and head tension limit the enjoyment of any activities I do at the time. Benzos can produce a similar experience while bypassing the dehydration and head tension but the addictive qualities and blackout risks are much more pronounced. I think sitting around alone being fucked up just isn't fun anymore no matter how fucked up you are.
Yeah, I'm 22 and have been drinking myself to sleep every night for about 3 years. I was at my worst when I was 21 in terms of volume consumed and reason for consumption (severe depression). Now I'm doing better and have found that I can drink less and still eventually get tired. Like, last night I drank a glass of red wine with dinner and sipped a tall Asahi until I was dead tired.
Fun fact: the level of alcohol in the blood reaches its peak 30-60 minutes after consumption. If you keep this in mind when you drink, you are less likely to find yourself straight fucked up/hating your life the next morning. Since I've learned that, I've been doing a lot more sipping and a lot less chugging, since what I'm really after is sleep, and I can just sip 'til that eventual wave of tiredness comes on me.
how should i celebrate my birthday lads? 25 y/o virgin, feelin great
Get a hooker and some coke.
Mdma and nightclub
>>28286203
booze and fast food with 4chan. Happy birthday nigger.
