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All I want from life is for someone to make me give them a footjob.
That better be a tomboy, or that shit is gay.
>>28285331
What's wrong with a little gay?
>>28285867
Mens feet smell, and aren't as soft as girls.
my girlfriend believes its the mans job to get an erection and put your penis in her while she lays there waiting and doing nothing and then do ALL the work in the missionary position until completion.
Is it just me, or is that extremely UNarousing? She'll get on top of me cowgirl, but i still do ALL the work.
I cant be the only one that finds this to be boring, right? That isnt Fun! Right? I fuck her good, and she loves it but its very one sided. Am i crazy for thinking this?!
What the fuck? Am i just a terrible partner for expecting her to do more? which in this case is even doing anything.
She's gotta do the beej. That's standard.
After that yeah I'll take over.
just imaging it:
she was total sex kitten for Chad
now she is wet fish with you
>>28285191
she doesnt "do the beej". and now she doesnt even let me lick her vag.
>tfw im going to inherit $10,000,000
>>28285137
>tfw trans guys think they're girls
>>28285137
How so anon?
Originalito
>>28285137
Pay for my surgeries pls ;-;
How am I supposed to deal with the fact that I am inferior to everybody around me?
git gudoriginalio commento
>>28285125
Drink bleach m8, show you are alpha
You probably see yourself as lesser being because you havent realized how much the average guy sucks. Work to be the best you can and happiness will follow.
>yfw if unfriended was real everyone on 4chan would have ghosts possessing their computers and making us kill ourselves
>kids to stupid how to computer
My thought the whole time.
Some moments were funny too.
>>28285117
>she can't empty her trash
This was the cringiest internet movie
Imagine being this. Imagine having a rich family, lots and lots of people wanting to be your friend, lots of girls wanting you, lots of companies wanting to hire you.
>>28285037
Dude you know plenty of guys like that are psychologically and emotionally bankrupt, right.
>>28285037
We do imagne that All the fucking time.
Imagine a good thread
I am content with my life as it is. None of which you mentioned would bring me happiness.
I want to worship a fembot's pussy!
S-Senpai, You're being one beta fucking bitch
>>28284954
ktfw
>>28285183
how is it beta if its what we want?
Beta would be not doing things that we enjoy, because we don't want to look "beta" to some random guys we don't know.
I don't give a fuck about the girl herself, I just want to eat her pussy and have her do petplay with me.
>>28285224
Would you like to worship my fembot pussy then?
When you're greatest achievement of the day and for the year was defeating the Nameless King solo.
I'm still shaking.
Some days I force myself to get out of bed and take a walk around the yard (about 3 minutes).
That's usually my greatest achievement.
>>28284940
I don't know why, but the Nameless King was pretty easy for me. I had trouble with Pontiff and the Dancer
I got the 3 star trophy for every race and difficulty in mario kart 7 and 8
Post your cock ONLY if you are under 5 inches.
4.4-4.6 inches here bone pressed.
>>28284930
I dont get it. I have 6.3 something inches dong, and it feels so fucking small. It looks small af in the mirror and pictures. Cant imagine it being any smaller.
>>28285206
this is what porn did to you
>>28285206
I'm 7"x5.3" and I feel small. Everyone wishes they were bigger.
who /nogf/ here?
feels fucking good man
single from the womb single to the tomb
>>28284921
>tfw you still feel it even after jerking off
>tfw you dont want sex anymore, just love
>>28284956
I'm sorry anon, you're in too deep.
>>28284921
Wizard & apprentice master race.
also
>tfw punishing my parents for their shitty parenting by ending their genetic line
feels awesome
A key who open all locks is a master key.
>>28284884
and a lock who gets opened by every key is worthless, amirite
>>28284884
>>28285035
Lol mra justification for blatent misogny and double standards. I'm just glad you're completely irrelevant.
>>28285073
>tibs fedredora
is getting a girl to eat your ass the most sexually alpha thing to be done? its so submissive/beta its alpha.
I think blowjobs are the most alpha thing tbqh. She is literally on her knees worshipping your cock.
>>28284902
its easy af to get a blowjob thought, so therefore can't be the most alpha
bampapepperoni
tell me about chestlets, why do they wear the bras
>>28284839
A lot of them don't because they don't have disgusting saggy tits that droop all the way down to their belly button when not held up by cloth.
>>28284881
go away little boy
>>28284881
This, kind of. Big tits only look good in bras.
>enter room
>see this
what's your first reaction?
>"oh shit is that a gun..?"
>>28284815
>ss..sorry.
>leave
>>28284815
I'd be like, if I were Bruce Willis, you'd both be dead. Didn't you watch pulp fiction? You're on a stakeout. If your partner is horny, watch the door while they rub one out. If they go for donuts, don't take a heroin-difficulty shit. This fucking female couldn't control herself, and jeopardized the mission (or stakeout or whatever, I just assume they're there to kill me). Where am I?
to make more money when they are already rich as fuck? I dont get it?
The drive they needed to get that money is what makes them never stop striving for more
I heard from a certain rich spic on /int/ that he simply likes to see numbers go up. ie rich people are at least slightly autistic.
>>28284776
You don't get it because you don't have the ambition to ever become a millionaire in the first place. Also, no matter how wealthy you are it gets boring. Imagine how happy a third worlder would be taking our place and how miserable we are.
![master_key_diagram[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bkWsII9.jpg "master key diagram[1]")
