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Playing echo beach (the song) on loop till either gf forcibly turns it off or I jump off my 9 story balcony
Who wants to join me? Currently at 1 hour 43 minutes
Link? I want to join you.
>>28279402
I don't have a stream up :( I'm just playing it off my record player. But feel free to look up a link and join along
Also 420 blz it
I don't have a job and plan up staying up all night and into the day. It's the first big heatwave of the year tomorrow and I live in a busy apartment where people are outside a lot. My goal is to keep the beat rollin
I'm probably going to get some hate here because i'm a normie
>they have messy,greasy and stinky hair
>they don't shave
>they stink and never use deodorant
>they wear mom bought tier shit clothes without any fashion sense
>their shoes are the same shit
>antisocial fucks
>their breath stinks
>their teeth are literally yellow
>they are fat
>they don't listen to music
>they play video games all day
>they are pretty much 20yo khvs
What the fuck?Why don't they try to change?Why do they remain these worthless pieces of shit they are?
They are like they don't have any motivation at all,i mean fuck that
One of them is trying too hard to change but it requires hard work and he doesn't achieve shit
fuck off normie, thanks
They're living the true life. Why aren't you??? Why are you so different???
YOU'RE THE STRANGE ONE
>>28279150
I mean how the fuck does that happen,do they want to remain virgins forever?
>seen any girls at school you'd like to know better, son?
>>28278993
>anon do you have a gf?
>why not?
>It's ok if you are gay.
>you're so secretive Anon, for all I know you could have a girlfriend you're not telling us about
Get FUCKED mom
I am no longer a kissless virgin
but you're still pathetic enough to seek approval from autistics online for doing something 95% of the population has done?
>>28279011
I guess... Idk who to tell though if not /r9k/. If that's pathetic well whatever
Congrats my freind. I may also lose my kv status to my gf this week. Hopefully I am not a virgin so on enough aswell.
Please r9k I need you now in my darkest hour. I found camsite videos of an ex oneitis but they're locked behind upstore premium. How do I get passed it robots? I can't fail.
buy the premium maybe? nothing else you can do
>>28278903
Pay for it, faggot.
>>28278921
>>28278925
Will that actually work? The website just seems kind of...sketchy. Have any of you ever used it? I wouldn't mind buying a short subscription if it won't siphon money away from me after the first month/week/day, because I'll end up cancelling my subscription half an hour later.
alright who here is train dude
>>28278817
Not me.
Original.
>>28278817
So the guy likes trains. Big fucking deal.
>>28279012
fucking this. there's literally nothing to that story other than some bitch knew a weird guy that likes trains.
>wake up
>still single
>>28278734
You know what pains me the most?
Is that love is such a simple thing, like normies all the time with gf or hooks up, but me, nope, alone everyday.
>>28278765
thousands of days of being alone LMAO pathetic. actions have consequences.
>>28278783
Your simplistic way of seeing life is a bliss.
Yeah, i accept the things that i have power over on, but there are a lot of other things that happened in my life, which i have nothing to do.
Forbid people share the same idea
You can share the same idea, you just can't share it in the exact same way as someone else.
>>28278736
You can shmare the same idea, you just can't share it in the exact same way as someone else.
How about
> don't filter picture only posts
> just text posts
>It's a "you're trapped in an illusion and there's a live audience laughing at your antics and misfortune" thought
Who's more fucked up, the idiot or those who laugh at him?
That's how I get my way out of that one.
>>28278960
Definitely the idiot.
>>28278960
>>28278698
Thisis very deep stuff and should be treated with respect
Who here /talks to the wind/?
I used to
but then I broke it!
>>28278677
i talk and smile and gesture to myself a lot when outside. I begin to realize it's out of increasing isolation.
I also tried at one point to memorize 'ItCotKC''s lyrics. Failed hard because I'm a non-native and retarded. 'Moonchild' the hardest.
>>28278733
>the hardest
*was hardest
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 21. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>28278561
I love cheeseburgers too much to desensitize myself to them after the second one tops.
>>28278561
Haven't tried but I think getting over 10 is an easy target
>>28278561
I can't finish one. The plastic taste of McDonalds is just unbearable.
Why do you people have so much trouble finding satisfaction in your life? I'm in my mid-20s and I'm happy with video games and anime. I don't see this changing. Yet so many of you feel unfulfilled because you can't get laid and sit around making mopey posts on 4chan. Some nerd makes some vague post analyzing your life in a "depressing" way and you somehow have your mind blown. Having fun is not difficult yet you make it seem like an impossible challenge.
I'm addicted to doing nothing. Watching anime or playing video requires focus and my attention.
>>28278612
Not necessarily. You could play an idle game.
Your post is cute. I'll bet you even believe it too. Not to worry though. In a few more years, you'll be as cynical and burned out on life as the rest of us.
This is how to not pickup girls
Apparently Courtney supports Trump
Please tell me you weren't the one to send that.
>robot trying to use normie memes
le bye felicia
I've had it with being this way.
I don't want to kill myself I just want to kill the part of me that is this way.
its all or nothing...i choose nothing.
*bang*
Destroy all of your electronics. No computer. No phone. No internet.
Read Scripture and other theological works.
>>28278535
>other theological works
heretic
>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he didn't touch it!
usually takes me about 2-3 days to achieve that amount, feels good to cum like buckets
it's just difficult to not fap when you're doing nothing with your life
>nobodies cumming in my butt rn
>>28278443
Don't have a willy, you can use my bum tho
