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How do you avoid becoming a beta orbiter?
Don't talk to women, it's what I do
>>28280254
This. Just ignore women and cut them out of your life completely. Not only is it the safest approach, you'll find your life becomes significantly more pleasant as a result.
It's not damn rocket science. Just don't talk boring shit with her, just go right to it, tell her she's nice and beautiful and ask her if she wants to fuck.
>there are people here who use buzzwords like SJW and beta and cuck un-ironically
You people are smarter than this. Don't do this.
>>28280228
make mecuck SJW beta
triggered tumblrite detected
>>28280228
>sjws don't exist
Why is college so hard during the last weeks of the semester? When will this hell end?
You think fucking college is hard, wait til you start working
>he thinks college is hard
lmao
wait until you get a job
>>28280168
Probably went to school for shit mgtow studies
Better hurry up and get up and moving, wagecuck. Traffic is already congested.
>>28280097
>tfw living in Japan after graduating college
>tfw it's 8:18pm
>tfw it's the middle of Golden Week
>tfw I'm living a fantasy that is forever inaccessible to you
>>28280097
Jokes on you OP, I'm going to bed.
>>28280097
Thisroad is full of people. It's like watching a carnival or a parade.
>tfw you just don't even know what to do anymore
Miki is shit. Makoto is the best.
>>28280085
At sucking dicks she is.
>>28280085
Makoto is a boy
I've been diagnosed with anxiety. I get money from the state and federal government that allows me to eat, live, and have a little extra money.
Thank you for supporting my lifestyle wagecucks.
im diagnosed with anxiety, ptsd, depression
how do i get my neetbux, I'm sick of sitting around not getting paid
>>28280040
you git gud homo
>>28280028
In the eyes of the state I am a hopeless drug addict. I have been in and out of detoxes 10+ times and in countless programs. I apply for social security AND mass rehab, which is 4 years of school free as long as I am 6 months clean.
Wish that I could fix her.
but you can't so you need to accept that and move on
are you an eye surgeon?
>>28280027
God shut the fuck up you stupid teenager
>have a 6.5 inch penis
>gf thinks it's 8 inches (pretty girthy tho)
Girls are quite retarded when it comes to penis size.
>girls are retarded
thats all you really needed to say
>6 inch dick
>wide hips, big legs, huge ballsack, big hands
Honestly girls can't measure cocks for shit and often mistake the size of the cocks they fuck so a girl hopping on a 9 inch cock by her words can just be a 6 incher on a petite guy
>tfw my bf just told me he doesn't wash his hands after fapping
>>28279987
Someone post the full version
>>28279987
Who the fuck washes their hands after fapping
>>28280058
i've got you covered. it's a faggot
Rate me out of 10, lads?
And ladies.
>>28279965
Red-pilled/10
>tfw no qt millenial woes bf
;_;
6/10
Lose the weight and you're a 7 maybe
HE'S THE ONE
WHO LIKES ALL OUR PRETTY SONGS
AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG
AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN
BUT HE KNOWS NOT WHAT IT MEANS
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
WHEN I SAY
>>28279918
WHEN I SAY
ITS ALL RIGHT
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
>this shit impressed me when i was 16
>>28279918
To love some one :^]
literally all of the covers for this song are better than the original.
Can Stacys be SJWs? Does that they can be guilted into fucking men who don't exhibit toxic masculinity?
>>28279832
Yes, there is stacies of all kind and ilk. There are chad SJW's, there are also conservative racist chads.
No Stacey will not sleep with you anon to be honest (2 B ah nest)
>>28279832
All women are stacies
Lol not original
Some things that you find just hit home so hard
https://youtu.be/BjRRrG8Vr6I
bump
asfewfniwediwdkowed
ayylmao
ARE YOU THERE OP?
wait
I watched the video, and it's fucking shit
fuck you OP
kill yourself
>>28279820
>Buzzfeed
no
>noisy all day
>finally some consistent silence at 3 a.m.
>noisiness will resume at 6 a.m.
>hour 2/3 comes after hour 1/3
>Sunday is especially noisy
>Monday is day 1/6
Wageslaves aren't the only ones who have to deal with TICK TOCK. I wish we could just temporarily turn off our sense of hearing.
>>28279790
noise cancelling headphones?
line your NEET cave with egg cartons?
>>28279807
Where can I obtain egg cartons if I don't eat eggs?
I know this feel, OP. Oftentimes I can't fall asleep at all because I know any minute now the fucking birds are going to start chirping and my retard neighbor is going to start stomping around getting ready for work. I wish I could completely soundproof my whole shitty apartment.
Do you sometimes feel that you used to be a lot smarter as a kid/ in highschool?
What happened?
I can't be the only one who feels dumber than they used to be.
>>28279757
Weed happened
>>28279789
this
also as you progress further in life you are exposed to a larger population/sample size, as a result you realize you are actually the mean rather than the exception
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