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>Come back to our room, anon
>>28276322
ugh, yanderes are my guilty pleasure
why you do this ;_;
>>28276322
Why? So your normie boyfriends can beat me up and take my money, put my unconscious body in compromising positions and take photos so you can blackmail me for years to come. Fuck no.
>>28276322
fuck off cunts
i do what i want
Looks like normalfags have moved on to a new frog meme.
Does this mean Pepe ours again?
i hate when normies like ironic memes unironically
like fuck, you missed the joke. yes i have autism
>>28276288
WHO DAT BOI????
>>28276288
I hope so, but it looks like the board has adopted this new normie meme
Who /alcoholabuse/ here? More specifically, binge drinking.
> be me
> binge drinker, drink alone to avoid embarassment
> usually drink alone and watch animu like the shit I am
> last night
> friends invite me out, a rare occasion
> get to the party, immediately start drinking heavily
> fade in and out for a while
> intentionally lose at beer pong even though I know it doesn't help me get drunk
> cut to friend's car
> crying about some memory I made up
> cut to roadside
> still crying
> cut to my house
> awkward goodbye
> pass out on the couch and wake up with a hangover and shame
At least I didn't hurt anyone.
>>28276279
>binge drinker
>hangover
Pick one.
>>28276279
alcohol tastes like shit senpai i drink juice instead.
>>28276308
I felt like shit, let me rephrase that.
If you could rename the 4chan boards to more accurately reflect their content, what would you name them?
/tv/ should be /feet/
/pol/ should be /trump/
>>28276215
/tv/ should be /meme/
/r9k/ and /soc/ should be /norm/
/a/, /v/, /pol/, and /b/ should be /reddit/
/r9k/ - how to catch a robot
/int/ would be /white/
/co/ would be /capeshit/
I know how reddit is viewed on 4chan and mostly I agree, but I found being able to talk about suicide honestly to be helpful
i want to die...i feel a bitter sweet sensation.
>>28276206
Yeah I have it open in another tab. It's becoming a bit angsty though which I dislike. Be sure to check out /r/suicidecirclejerk which I created.
thinking about the human condition.
everyone will decay and die
its so tragic..
Beserk gatsu theme song- is how i feel
I thought we should develop a community comedy thread along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" and change it to "you might be a robot"
I feel like we could come up with some great ones.
ie : " IF YOUR TWEETY BIRD TSHRT IS WEARING A TWEETY BIRD TSHIRT YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK."
Or maybe a "here's your (You)" instead of "here's your sign"
that's a really gay idea friend
Can't wait too see the highlights on /r/4chan if this blows up
Not a bad idea but I'm not creative.
>another weekend spent alone
>another weekend spent alone
You're doing it wrong.
>>28276144
>another weekend spent aIone
>another weekend spent alone
robutt blox
QT thread.
Doesn't even have to be 10/10. Just a girl you find attractive.
>>28276067
is she just giving herself a little bath with the water bottle while calling her grandpa?
>>28276067
bingo.
Tzuyu is qt
>>28276067
Imagine sticking your dick in the hole formed by her bikini and her breasts.
Do any of you fucks have a LP channel or gaming channel? I'd love to follow you.
>>28275973
>watching let's play """"""""""videos""""""""""
holy shit
>>>/reddit/
>>28275993
>not supporting fellow /r9k/ robots
holy shit
>>>/reddit/
>>28276059
being a robot doesn't justify being a talentless faggot spreading more "Epic Gameplay xD"
>just got off work to find my stepbrother going to town on my mom
>>28275931
Fuck his dad to get back at him
>>28275931
well did you take pics/video?
>>28275931
is your mom hot?
if not, then nothing of value was lost.
If a girl hugs you from behind,does it count as losing your hug virginity?
Or is it like anal and it dosent count?
Serious question, OP. How has a girl never hugged you? I'm 21 year old KV who's never held a girl's hand and has no social yet over the years, several girls have hugged me. They give them out like they would give out candy on halloween.
>>28275922
>How has a girl never hugged you?
I dont know,i have always been avoided my whole life by everyone,i feel like a living inconvenience unless i am alone
>>28275922
Fellow 21 KHV here, I've been hugged by a total of three girls, all at the end of high school. I could easily see that not happening.
Sometimes after I fap my dick hole feels weird and I have to pee a lot. Does this happen to anyone else? What causes it? It's really annoying.
I guess I'm the only one. Oh well.
me too it's hard to explain. Like i have to piss but nothing comes out until after i leave the toilet and then I piss myself.
>>28276267
Yeah that's it. I just piss on the floor until it stops personally.
When was the last time you made a 100+ thread? I can't even remember
fuck my posting ability has degraded, I basically just post stream of consciousness shit with a random anime image
>>28275636
Last week I made a thread in /tv/ that got like 200 replies, it's pretty easy if you know the board enough to craft a strong bait.
>>28275636
I made a dubs thread a while back that got over 300 replies
go on /pol/, post some obvious tumblr / SJW / trump is finished thread, then post "/pol/ BTFO" and youll get 100 replies easily
most easily baited board on this site
WHERE IS MY PALE BIG DICK GOOD LOOKING ASIAN? FUCK YOU RACIST ASSHOLES DON"T YOU WANT MY PRETTY BLACK PUSSY? I WANT MY TALL HANDSOME BIG DICK ASIAN GUY NOWWWWWWW!!!
You've already posted my pictures and nudes now you have to pretend to be me too?
I'm getting fed up with this shit. jesus christ.
>>28275586
I just want my revenge bebe
I know there are a lot of normies here who have had gfs. To those of you who have/had gfs, did you ever have a clingy obsessive insecure gf? What was it like? Please greentext it, I wanna know. I want a gf like this.
>tfw no clingy obsessive insecure to always be by your side, constantly with you, always wanting to cuddle
>tfw no clingy obsessive insecure gf who will be obsessed with kissing you and will never get tired of it
>tfw no clingy obsessive insecure gf who constantly tries to win your affection because she's paranoid of other girls around you
>tfw no clingy obsessive insecure gf to reassure that you passionately love her
>tfw no clingy obsessive insecure gf that will be extremely loyal to you because you're the only guy that's shown her love
>>28275544
Yes, it's hell anon. Trust me. Stay away.
>>28275569
People always say this. Why is it hell? Greentext your experiences with her. Please anon be specific.
Please someone respond
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