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OHAYO GOZAIMASU~~!
I hope you do your very best today, anon! And even if you don't, you did well, because you tried!
ohayou is dead
>>28279720
die of cancer, faggot.jk, I love you :3
I want everyone to die
What is the link between feminism and zionism?
/thread
original comment senpai
>>28279699
None
It just happen that Zionist are mainly jews and women are at the center of the jewish world. Jewish women are the only ones that can transmit the jewish heritage.
And that goes against the traditional views of Christianity where women were considered for a long time less valuable than cattle.
>>28279699
What is the link between people in power and zionism?
>no bf to give me (you)s
(Not You)
To whoever wants a
Hey nin people started to add english subs to a german meme so more people can enjoy them!
just some videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb7OdWw-b4ns3_yp0yrNPig
>>28279819
Is this le birth of ebic new meme?
Next year I will be a wizard.
Spent my entire life focused on my goals,
went far and wide.
I have still yet to experience a relationship, most of the time it doesn't bother me, but once every six months it kinda hits me
hard.
To tell you the truth I haven't had a crush on a girl in over 6 years, and hardly anyone really peeks my interests in that way. I am not sure what it is, no female that I have ran into has really moved me in that way.
I log onto normiebook once in a blue moon and I see that the majority of people from my graduating class have kids and have been married for quite some time.
Honestly I see that as failure (marriage without assets or achievements), but they have done the carnal acts so to speak.
What are your sentiments on this?
Should I just have sex for the experience despite the risks?
Should I just settle for fucking
pic related?
just hire a hooker. seriously. decent looking, couple hundred dollars maybe
>>28279653
hate to break it to you, OP, but she's out of your league.
>>28279666
hookers are human garbage and a waste of money.
Also devil trips
this is your little sister for todayand night
g-gosh
ive never had a little sister before
i hope she likes cuddlingfuck im lonely
>tfw no imouto
>tfw even if I did have an imouto they'd probably be really uncute and I'd hate them
>>28279648
Mulligan that shit post-haste.
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please.
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
>institutional! your the one thats crazy! institutional!
Kill yourself manchild
>>28279629
Would it be ok if you had a Coke?
Who else /eatingsardines/ here? Investing my GBP into deens instead of tendies was a great choice.
Currently feasting on these bad boys.
>>28279534
>>28279571
I hope the proteins and good fatty acids make you healthy and happy!
>>28279534
You gotta sautee these fuck fishes
>This Stacy went to high school with me,she joined during final year after coming from other school. I liked her a lot. Her friend once approached me in high school and asked me about her
>"Hey Anon,what do you think about Stacy? Do you really like her or you just think she is good looking? I see you looking her in hallway."
>I Said "I mean she is good looking but I have no particular interest in her." And she was just like ok and that was end of it.
>Now year later I see her friend again and she tells me "You know Stacy has boyfriend. Look her FB profile. He looks just like you,but without that geek style. Why is that Anon? Maybe because she liked you in high school eh?"
>I tell her she is bullshiting me. Then she shows me her chat with Stacy and how Stacy wrote a year ago "Anon goes to class with you right? Could you check out if he likes me? I really fancy him and I want to approach him. I would like to have something with him if he likes me"
>Robot I remain
Or you could message her and see what she's up to disregard the boyfriend and bang.
But you're right.
Robot you remain.
Oh man I had the exact same.
Her friends asked me if I liked her, and that she was interested in me.
I did the correct thing and held in my laughter while asking them if they're shitting on me.
I then noticed the girl acting stranger with me around.
I remained her friend for a while after, and only realized that they were serious much after.
>havent spoken to another female for the past 4 years
That friend seems really annoying for having the nerve to say that years after everyone should have moved on from that.
Just how far gone am i /r9k/
Girl interested in me
>tells me she like me
>in the moment i tell her i like her too
>"we should go out anon"
>agree (but don't really care)
>Go on date
>go to her place after
>shes trying to seduce me
>not really in the mood
>still a virgin
>go home
>get lots of texts from her
>dont even reply
havnt seen her in a week
no idea if i fucked up or not
27 years old
i spent the last 10 years alone, i think my mind is completely warped
this isnt even normal, im going to see her tomorrow at uni
but im pretty sure i fucked up
>>28279448
Of course you did. Good thing bitches are forgiving if they like you and dense in general.
You definitely fucked up. You're a cunt. You finally get a nice girl who seems to genuinely like you and you're not even willing to put yourself out there and respond to her.
You deserve to live this shitty life. You're making her feel shit about caring for you. Why not just tell her you're a fuck up and let her find somebody who isn't?
As you can probably tell, I am projecting heavily but fuck anon, why are you sabotaging something that could be amazing?
>>28279448
>dont even reply
nope, nailed it
I have 15$ and want to get something from McDonalds, what should I buy?
>>28279324
salad or a kids 4 piece nugget happy meal w/ apple slices and diet coke :^)
mcgangbang and some nuggies
Get 13 breakfast burritos!!!!!!!
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No one here makes you pay.
Today's barkeep reporting in. Robot lurker and trained peer counsellor. What's going on for you guys?
Morning music:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Cantonement_Jazz_Band/blissbloodcom_1761/The_Way_I_Feel_Today
>>28279319
Alright barkeep, bring me some Ultimate Summer Picnic Punch please.
Today I'll have to install an operating system with all the programs in it. Will be a good day.
that the fuck is a >trained peer counsellor.
Please put me into a coma. I don't want to be awake anymore.
>>28279298
Wake up please..
PLEASE WAKE UP!
*crying*
>tfw you wont die in your sleep
>>28279426
Dying in my sleep isn't important, dying in any way sounds good. But I want to sleep for eternity, just stopping to wake up and lay there forever.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4hf10y/well_apparently_i_23m_am_a_manchild_and_a_shamer/
>high school sweethearts go different ways after graduating
>him to trade school, her to college
>they keep dating
>in her junior year she decides she "doesn't want to miss out on the college experience"
>literally tells her bf this and makes him promise that they'll get back together again when she graduates
>cuck agrees since he doesn't want to lose the love of his life
>she rides the cock carousel
>15 dicks in one year
>bf finds out and smartly drops her like the trash she is, finds a new girl
>she actually tries to get back with him and goes insane when he rejects her
sweet schadenfreude
So this is the new thing? Posting /r/relationships? Why not just go there and stay, its exactly want you want to do.
Old news is so exciting.
okay now THAT was a satisfying read compared to the shit that was posted earlier. why cant more stuff like this get posted instead of that cuck shit.
I've never kissed anyone.
Never had sex.
But I had a revelation, that this fact is not nearly as embarrassing and marring as the fact that I don't WANT to.
People are fine with you being undesirable. But what they can't comprehend is your disinterest in their playing field.
You become worse than the freak they were comfortable with you being.
Put yourself in a room with a faggot, a rapist, and you.
Some ambiguous reclusive thing, not wanting to interact with the world.
They'll cast you out before the rest.
At least with the criminals and the degenerates, they know where they stand.
But not you.
You're something unnatural, and you don't fit in with the hierarchy of motive that has been formed since civilization started to thrive.
Are we truly products of our time?
There has never been an age that could sustain people like us.
With our personality, or lack thereof.
We don't operate in "village" mentalities anymore.
A man can die in his apartment and rot for weeks until someone comes looking for money from him.
Jesus fucking christ, is this how people become serial killers?
This.
This feeling?
guys
>even when confronted with the cold harsh reality of his failure the narcissist will invent new values, morals, and ideals seemingly on the fly to protect the inflated ego and sense of worth.
>For example, if he is losing a race he might say "whatever, I never wanted to win anyway," or begin attacking the very concept that is racing, or even changing the very rules of the game in order to declare themselves the winner, or at least the better of those they appear to have lost to.
>Truly a fascinating breed.
>>28279232
>tfw you identify with this post
yeah I noticed this too
I get people turning on me in every workplace when they realize you can't be emotionally manipulated
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for the beauty queens
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth
And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say, "Come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen
A brown-eyed girl in hand-me-downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said, "Pity, please, the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
And the rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly
Remember those who win the game
They lose the love they sought to gain
In debentures of quality and dubious integrity
Their small town eyes will gape at you
In dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen
To those of us who knew the pain
Of valentines that never came
And those whose names were never called
When choosing sides for basketball
It was long ago and far away
The world was younger than today
When dreams were all they gave for free
To ugly duckling girls like me
We all play the game and when we dare
To cheat ourselves at solitaire
Inventing lovers on the phone
Repenting other lives unknown
They call and say, "Come dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me at seventeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k39P2MK6WPo
>>28279154
>implying this still happens to females nowadays
they can post a picture on craigslist and have a dozen dicks and wallets ready
>>28279154
Honestly if you're a women part of the facebook generation and dont have a boyfriend, it's due to the fact that you have high standards.
Which is fair enough.
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