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>4:40 am EST
>finally lie down to sleep
>bird starts squawking right outside my window
>>28278404
viper....I know that feel bro
>sunlight is passing through the shutter
Viper, are you me, my man?
Also, crows and ravens are the worst.
Does anyone else become filled with sadness when you see a qt somewhere, because you know someone like that will never be interested in you?
Or is that just me
>>28278388
Yeah, it's a pretty shitty feeling. or when i see a decent looking guy i am saddened by how less of a shitty deal he got.
Or when you have an ugly/fat/robot friend that is easily 2-4 points below your level, hanging with serious QTs yet you don't even know/socialize with a single one. Fucking why?
I do get sad, but not because of that fact.
It's more along the line of realizing how inferior and embarrassing I am. Being a worthless person, which has nothing to offer and which wasted his life. Unable to ever attract or warrant someone like that being into me. It might sound the same, but it's from a different perspective. I'm not blaming the other person, but myself.
>tfw we are living in the safest, healthiest, richest and most peaceful time in human history
>>28278378
>and in richest country
>still miserable
>comfy pepe suddenly starts wearing your sheets
how am i supposed to feel about this
>>28278748
you look like arnolds grandpa
dat boi! thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4bE4w_V5Sw
x
>that faggot who thinks it's cool to say shit like 'boi!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9wmdA8GQfI
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hey fellas im about to start taking z o l o f t, anyone here taken it? what can i expect? im pretty physically active but still worried about weight gain, and am not keen on sexual dysfunction either
anyone else on SSRIs/experienced with medication? please this is the thread
It eliminates thoughts of suicide and makes you very tired all the time. Not much else.
>>28278323
never take SSRIs. Permanently fuck you up. just deal with the depression or kill yourself, it's better than taking something that permanently makes you mental
>>28278371
explain lol l
Your parents had sex. Why can't you?
>>28278290
i have the taste of a chad but the body of a /r9k/ poster
this means i want to fuck 8/10's but they don't want me so i go without
My father was, and still is a Chad. I am not.
Because my father was actually raised by his father.
>tfw you can here your parents wildly fucking
They're torturing me because I'm a virgin aren't they?
How old are you? Maybe they want you to move out.
>>28278246
Sorry Daniel, your father's cock is just so big it's hard not to be loud sometimes.... We really don't know where you got your tiny... Uhhh.... Tic tac from.
>tfw wishing my dad would stick to having sex with mom and not me too.
>one chance at life
>pressing F5 all day on /r9k/
>>28278228
it's the good life--for me!
>>28278228
>tfw i had to delete all my amber rayne videos
Wishing anyone would reply to anything I say. Notice me, I've been ignored in every single aspect in life at least give me the Internet attention.
>started playing league of legends season 1 almost 6 years ago when I was 17 years old
>played my first ranked game season 1
>4000 normals and 1600 rankeds later
>peaked at platinum II
>currently at gold
Even when I put my mind into something
Even when I dedicate myself to something
Even when I give it my best
I am still and will always be a loser
With the same effort and time
people have made it into challenger and masters
Somebody kill me please
>>28278156
have you tried analyzing your replays?
simply playing a lot won't get you that high
>>28278156
just play support lmao
league of legends ruined my life
Tell me things you like about yourself?
>>28278151
Intolerance for interrogative punctuation on imperative word order.
>>28278166
That was a mistake, the thread originally said "what do you like most about yourself?" but the robot wouldn't allow for that so i changed the sentence and forgot to remove the question mark.
have mercy.
>>28278151
my butt
>never gonna have a judy gf
why live?
My Judy gf is better than your Judy gf.
There's plenty of girls who act similarly to the rabbit in real life, go get yourself one.
>>28278200
>real life girls
I nearly vomited
>Chad goes to Tokyo
>>28278129
Does Dan even have friends?
I feel like he pays people to hang out with him
Which would be better robot life or superficial relations?
clearly he does
>>28278129
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Chinese architecture?
Should i mass genocide legit i only have a months left
god this board sucks so bad.
i wish everyone who came here after 2009 fucked off back to facebook.
Sure just please no Tuesdays or Thursdays, I have class.
>>28278133
1like=1amen
Can a manlet still be a Chad?
>>28278078
does stacey fuck manlets?
>>28278078
you just posted proof in your pic related
>>28278078
Taylor's probably wearing 6 inch heels, what a cunt
how smart is /r9k/? Let's test our visual memory
http://braingames1.aarp.org/shapes_and_colors.html
select max difficulty (10) and post results, it's very fast
let's do this, if you want you can just type % score and response time instead of taking a screenshot
There you go m8
>>28278065
Number of correct responses, 100%
Average response time, 2.36sec
