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Anyone else here look like this? I am a Mexican national currently living in Ag town in California.
How about you Mexican robots? Where do you live? Do you have a white gf?
>>28271686
Ya have to go back
>>28271686
Get out of my country and never come back .
>>28271857
white women are shit-tier
they age like milk.
qt latina or asian women are the cutest and best.
Love is not real. It is chemicals from the brain.
>>28271663
everything you've ever seen or experienced in you life is chemicals in you brain you edgy cunt
Hypocrite that you are.
>>28271663
Chemicals from the brain are not real, they're just photons of light.
Why do people act surprised when I tell them I don't have a girlfriend?
It doesn't bother me but it makes me wonder why they'd think I do or should have one.
>>28271650
Same. I tend to think they're overreacting to make me feel good but one time a qt family friend said she thought for sure I would have a gf. I guess I'm good at faking charisma.
>>28271825
>I tend to think they're overreacting to make me feel good
Yeah exactly what I was thinking.
I guess it doesn't matter I must be a shit bag or something if there's no reason why I shouldn't have friends and date and stuff but don't.
>tfw no one asks me if i have a gf because they know my fate
>her face when you see her and she sees you
>ignore restraining order
she'll call the cops
>>28271567
Just smile at her.
If she looks away just ignore her.
>>28271567
I originally wish...
whose / laziness is making me wanting to leave uni / here?
Me. Idk if I'll sign up for next years courses. What about you, OP? whats your story.
if he has to do any serious movements his cheetos are going to go e v e r y w h e r e
I've been taking less and less classes each year. I'm down to 2 right now. Had to drop one earlier this semester.
>tfw you want to manipulate someone and utterly destroy their life
>tfw you don't know where to start
have any of you ever done this? how do you do it?
>>28271456
look in the mirror, you're already a pro
It' pretty easy to ruin someone's life if they do drugs. So identifying if they do drugs is the best start. Basically, just try to use the law on your side. Fish for any illegal shit they regularly do then it's just a matter of setting them up.
>>28272340
Or maybe if they are prone to addictive behavior, you could hook them up with progressively more dangerous drugs. Up until their life is in shambles or they OD.
>excellent job cleaning your room anon that's 10 more good-boy points!
>what, you want to spend them right now?
>you know the rules honry, it's 15 for a tug and 20 for a suck
>are you sure you don't want to mow the lawn quickly?
>you're only 2 away from penetration!
I swear this fucking board is ruining my mind.
But mummy I want cummys and I want them now!
>>28271432
Why don't you give mummy some delicious cummys?
Who else tries to hold back laughter during family prayers due to the insanity of the event?
I'm sure you are so much more intelligent. That's why you are where you are in life, your intelligence
>>28271430
I'm sorry for thinking that people who ask a magical invisible man to do random shit for them are insane, how stupid of me.
>>28271365
Why are these fedoras on my board
R E M O V E H A T T I P P E R S
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Ah, what a beautiful evening it is.
Yea, I can enjoy it with my outdoor furnishings, my home, my lovely life and a glass of wine.
Well, I got a few hours left. Then I can go back to sleep and wake up refreshed for. My wonderful career!
I get to see children smiling every day!
What's the joy of your life anon? Please don't say it involves a screen.
>>28271400
Don't let the the robots get bullied
>>28271400
This wasn't even a NEET post, it just had the comfy pepe. No need to get ragey, wagey.
>tfw no online gay neet bf
why live
Fuck me senpai please
>>28271305
i'm a neet but not gay
i fap to trannies tho
>>28271305
I can be your neet gay bf
We can spend all day cuddling and loving each other
>tfw I'm only really attracted to boyish looking girls with short hair
Anyone else? They just look so much better
>inb4 gay
I'm straighter than you m8
>>28271212
It's called being attracted to androgynous girls with short hair, and yes I know that feel.
They're the cutest women on this planet.
haha you're gay
>>28271374
and you
>>28271393
n-no YOU'RE GAY
My cousin died today. He was struck by a drunk driver last week. I was never all that close to him, but I had promised I'd see some stupid redneck band with him some time. School kept getting in the way and I never got the chance to. He lived too far away. He was a stupid fucking redneck and we all loved him for it.
Drunk drivers are scum.
is your cousin pic related?
>>28271169
Wait, wut
Your family is italian?
Aika a cute!
Why do women have super slim bodies?
>>28271158
What's weird us women have on average much high bf% than men. The upper bound for average range is something like 24%.
I'm thinking they have tiny bones or don't have as much muscle. Maybe both.
I'll find one and check.
>>28271158
>that
>"super slim"
??? that's average. skinnyfat even
>>28271304
I love skinny fat women, I hate too in shape/skinny, and too fat.
I wonder if I was happy, would I be more productive? Does depression leads to procrastination and lack of will to do anything?
Yes, depression leads to procrastination and an inability to motivate yourself, but being happy does not guarantee you would be productive.
>>28271078
I wish I knew what would make me more productive.
my people are known for their "blackness"
were not bubbly fukin retards..
Who has the biggest DONG?
Kiddy Kong
>>28271070
>Who has the biggest dong?
Donkey
>leaders have high testosterone levels
>coconut gun might be a reference to his dong
>bigger
possible candidate for biggest dong
Tiny
>female
>can shrink
definitely not the biggest dong
Lanky
>can stretch his arms out
>can inflate, or in other words, EXPAND himself
>might be able to do the same things with his dong
possible candidate for the biggest dong
Diddy
>"with his pistols out, he's one tough kong"
>possible reference to his dong
>however, he's short
probably not the biggest dong
Chunky
>biggest kong
>is one hell of a guy
possible candidate for the biggest dong
Cranky
>takes it to the fridge
>dongs shrink in the cold
big dong very unlikely
My money's on Lanky.
>>28271258
DK punched down a moon
