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>bee yourself anon XD lulz
NORMIES ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL THEIR ADVICE IS A LIE DO NOT FALL FOR THE MEME
>>28266975
have you ever tried to be yourself tho?
>>28267016
That is the real me I was trying to be funny and relatable
>>28266975
REEEEEEWE
When are you going to commit suicide?
Do you have any methods in mind?
How old are you? Where are you from? Are you NEET? Virgin? Do you have friends? Family?
Why do you think suicide is the answer?
Would anyone even notice or would your death just be a relief?
Early next year.
No close friends, virgin.
Nothing to live for.
Shotgun in the mouth.
>>28266836
Why wait?
What about your family?
>>28266806
>When are you going to commit suicide?
Before my birthday
>Do you have any methods in mind?
Jump off something or order in something from the interwebs
>How old are you? Where are you from? Are you NEET? Virgin? Do you have friends? Family?
20s, -, yes, no, no, yes
>Why do you think suicide is the answer?
Because life will undoubtedly get worse, aging is horrible, being red pilled on the world/people/life is horrible, innocence and ignorance is bliss. I'm not a religion cuck so I really do think it's just a big void of nothing, which I'm fine with.
>Would anyone even notice or would your death just be a relief?
Immediate family, if I deleted my facebook first it will pretty much have zero impact on anyone beyond that.
>You are attractive, employed, respectful, and own your own home. Some girl will nab you soon.
Why do normies tell me this? It means they are either lying, orr that I'm good enough to get a girl, I'm just too much of a fuckup.
>>28266735
>trusting normies who enjoy comforting others for their own pleasure
how stupid are you senpai
>>28266735
I too share this emotional condition
>attractive
GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIES!
BE ATTRACTIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does anyone else remember a thread earlier in the week where a Texas anon was going to take a girl to an aquarium? Did he ever report back or is that tonight?
>>28266716
I hope that other anon showed up with a hired Chad to ruin his date.
He was taking her today in the morning and getting lunch after
fuck I forgot about that
>tfw finally found out the aquarium is 20 minutes driving from where I live
>could have stalked him because I have nothing else to do
It would be the highlight of my month desu senpai
Who here /malepatternbaldness/ ? Feels bad, man.
>>28266615
It sucks but get over it
Or fuck around with drugs and transplants
Have some self esteem or get some whatever, there's more to a person than just how they look, of course it's important so mitigate it ad best you can but jeez cmon
I'm balding, just shave it and go to the gym. Blame the gains.
how many of you with this problem regularly drink alcohol?
>Insect girls & dark psy trance.
How about you, robots?
I cleaned my room so I did at least one productive thing
Also alot of trap porn t b h
>>28266593
Did you go to a darkpsy show senpai?
>>28266593
Work and sleep.
Can we have one of those threads where wageslaves and retail serfs bitch and whine about their job?
i cant wait the blanketfrog tomorow to say another day another dollar
>>28266638
>tfw tomorrow is a public holiday in my country so I get an extra long weekend
> doesn't scan? guess it's free ha ha!
> hey there pal is it okay if i pay this 2$ chewing gum with a 500$ bill
> sir you are selling product XY for seven ninety nine but i saw it at buttfuckmart for seven ninety four EXPLAIN YOURSELF
> i know this is a newspaper kiosk but do you have eggplants
> Any website's comment section
>daily mail comments section
>>28266541
The thumbs up button ruined comment sections/ most of the Internet.
>>28267363
>tfw Daily Fail used to open comments
>tfw I used to shitpost there
>tfw One day, I went there and I was informed I was banned for life and they now require registration and 'aggressively moderate' comments
My work there was done.
>For a solid three minutes
>tfw gf just cheated on you, but you need to study for a big test tomorrow
Too obscure?
Really don't know where else to put this. I kinda expected this to happen to me. R9K is always right.
>>28266538
>>28266654
>having a gf
>going to university
Get the fuck off my board man
>>28266538
Dump her and study for the test.
I honestly don't know how to make this easier.
who /acne/ here?
I got ointment for mine and after 3 weeks it isn't getting any better
is what little youth i have remaining going to be ruined due to pizza face? am i fucked for life?
nobody?
am I alone in being stuck with a shit face?
>tfw
>>28266365
steroid creams niggaaaaaa
>>28266365
I have acne all over my penis and it's impossible for me to jerk off, I haven't jizzed in 3 years, you have it easy OP
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 11 [74085BB1]00_03_35.3820007.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yu88c2I.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 11 [74085BB1]00 03 35.3820007")
Let me tell you something. You know, I could never be more proud of anything in my life, you know, than I am of you and what you've done. You have done remarkable and wondrous things, so you don't have to tell me thank you for anything. I'm supposed to do this, that stuff for you anyway, and ya know, just keep doing what you're doing. I am very, very proud of you. Just keep doing what you're doing, ok?
Thanks for those empty words, animefag.
![[HorribleSubs] Working!!! - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.48_[2016.04.26_19.36.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i7tPtTO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Working!!! - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.48 [2016.04.26 19.36.42]")
thx, chino!!
Bathtub/Suicide
How come you racist assholes don't have a beautiful black gf yet?
The same reason we don't trip either, we're not that pathetic.
>>28266240
Kind of answered your own question there, lad.
Well, there aren't any where I live. Plus you look like a pug, Bebe.
I really want to move out of mummy and daddies but I'm super poor so I'm thinking of setting a few thousand aside to just build one of these
Good or bad idea?
Looks fairly complicated. Why not just live in a tent/car?
>>28266305
Because tents and cars are fucking tiny and these are huge why would I live in a tent?
>>28266239
Looks like it'd get cold and damp.
And let me tell you. Living in something that's cold and damp all the time gets fucking insufferable.
![12976565_484811268386823_1924280133_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/inPXCtv.jpg "12976565 484811268386823 1924280133 n[1]")
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO NO NO!!!!!
Normalfags think they're so quirky
>"here honey I got you this shrek doll"
>"o-ok, thanks I guess"
>"rip it open"
>"w-what"
>"RIP IT OPEN"
>>28266203
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING NOOOOOOORMMMMMMALLLLLLLLL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSS
killl me already just fucvk me up i want 2014 r9k back
Are Spaniards okay? Are we white?
>>28266194
You're fucked desu.
And not literally like the lucky whites
>>28266194
Yes, if you're from Spain you're white
>>28266194
Well, the white Spaniards are white.
