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The way to immortality is hard, and few are those who find it.
As Bankei and Hui Neng taught.. seek the unborn, the undying that is at the root of your consciousness.
Love.
every tongue shall confess Yashua as Lord.
or die forever, Kek.
Abandon yourself.
>>28263525
Who? Faggot.
I just found out my girlfriend of two months isn't a virgin. Give me one reason why I shouldn't break up with her.
Cuz it doesn't fucking matter
>>28263355
you should and the reason is you will end up like this guy >>28263417
>it doesn't matter that she gave her body, most intimate moments to some other guy to whom she said words like "I love you"
and look how much her words are worth if she's saying the same thing now to some other guy
>inb4 it could be meaningful relationships that ended not because of her fault
well that's a great display of judgement skills and being poor at picking your partner, remember it's women who are sexual selectors, it just shows how bad she is at it if someone tricked her.
If you want a meaningful relationship don't even bother with a girl with sexual past.
>>28263355
>Give me one reason why I shouldn't break up with her
because even getting a beat-up nasty roastie slut is really hard these days
Thank you for being friend.
Have nice day
but I hab no fren
Let's be friends, buddy.
I am not your friend. You just think I'm your friend because you have autism.
Can someone pls taIk to me
>>28263259
Sorry I don't speak English m80
Reminder that everyone dies alone and afraid
what did you eat for lunch?
>Osama Bin Laden was killed 5 years ago
>Spongebob premiered 17 years ago
The amazing gentleman was 2 years ago
>9/11 was 120 years ago
>WW2 ended 370 years ago
>>28263139
>the statue of liberty fell 200 years ago
Are you keeping up with your no porn pledge?
How strong is your willpower?
My record was 30 days and i realized that nothing changed, still back to fapping.
at 130 days right now. :)
>>28263622
Same. I fell for the meme and abstained for about a month and a half. Was still an autistic faggot so I stopped.
When did you realize you were a monster, /r9k/?
>>28263085
When I made fun of a girl for getting raped after she stood me up
>>28263645
I suppose that's ironic.
>>28263085
I typed slash remaining and the game told me one monster was left.
I announced aloud, "I am the monster."
25yo neet with paranoid personality disorder social anxiety depression and no work experience
how do i get a job? june is when summer jobs get taken by highschools so i hear, so i must act fast this month
Why do you need a Job for? Parents kicking you out? Hang in there neet bro
![[BakedFish] Gyakuten Saiban_ Sono -Shinjitsu-, Igi Ari! - 02 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_18.34_[2016.04.09_14.37.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uzo9dG9.jpg "[BakedFish] Gyakuten Saiban Sono -Shinjitsu-, Igi Ari! - 02 [720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 18.34 [2016.04.09 14.37.24]")
Are you me?
You can do it anon. I'm scared of actually getting one of these jobs I'm applying for and fucking it up. I just want a job with little to no interaction and enough money to pay rent and shit, why does it has to be so hard? And then you see normies getting shit tons of money and complaining about not being able to change their car this year, fucking assholes.
>>28263197
my parents have given up on me, but i am not a big enough leech for them to kick out
this is me trying to put my life straight, only i am scared and weak
My daughter's going to college. Im so proud.
>>28263062
like a faggot like you would be able to reproduce
>>28263062
will you proud when she gets gangbanged by the entire basketball team?
>>28263062
I am in college! Maybe I will meet her and we will become friends!
Today I went to get a burrito like every other day and the guy behind the counter went "Hey man haven't seen you in a while" and I just laughed and said "Yeah man I eat burritos every day because they are delicious..." and he said "let me guess" before he perfectly rolled my burrito I order every single time. "Did I get it right man?" "y-yeah you did..."
i paid grabbed my drink from the fountain and heard them saying from behind the counter laughing "I can't believe you actually said that! hahaha"
I don't know if I should even go back anymore
I feel meaningless
Burritos were like the one little shiny light in my day and now I'll feel weird ordering one
It's meaningless playful banter. They're like that with every customer. Remember that their jobs are total shit.
>>28263054
>"Yeah man I eat burritos every day because they are delicious..."
kek
also they probably weren't laughing at you
>caring what literal trash that works at a burrito place thinks of you
tfw leafy is making videos making fun of cringe lord autistic faggots
leafy is a DEGENERATE and should DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28262986
>OH MAH GAWD SO CRINGEY XDDD
even based pyrocynical has backed off from that faggot
>>28262986
best youtuber right now desu famtaro desu :^)))))))))))))))))))
Post what you think a typical Stacy looks like.
This desu senpai.
Textless post are not allow! REEE
>>28262983
eh
that girls more on the average side
a real stacy
is like a sorority girl
>>28262983
more stacies
agh it would be impossible to approach a girl like htis
Why do normies fall for these sensationalist exaggerated "the internet is evil" movies like these?
>that rape scene in MiM tho
>>28262981
Normalfags hate what they can't understand.
Unfortunately, most of them are realized the internet is a safe zone with all their '''''friends''''' on Facebook, etc...
>>28263002
Yeah, MiM is good for fapping. Cyberbully is good for keks
>girl sends some suicide message to her friend
>"Oh no, something's wrong with Stacy, we should check on her!"
>they rush over to her house
>knock down bathroom door
>she's struggling to get the cap off of the pill bottle
Cuckolding is actually pretty alpha, those who worship women and put them on pedistal are normie losers.
nice balls chimpo
>pls no testicular cancer
>>28262863
Nice balls chimpo
Apparently this isn't an original comment
>>28262863
nice balls chimpo
Cuckolding is only alpha if you're the bull, you idiot. Don't try to pass off being duped by another man to be alpha.
If you're raping a girl, and she asks you fuck her harder, is it still a rape?
>>28262769
>implying rape is even a real thing
>>28262769
All sex is rape :^)
All white children are colonizers :^)
It's 2016
It's not rape if she enjoyed it.
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