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If all women kill themselves, would the world become a better place?
>>28261047
Yesexcept for mummy
How the fuck are we going to reproduce then?
>>28261158
>b-buh muh children
Does my hair look bad like this?
It very suddenly stopped doing what I want, this is the only way I can have it without it sticking up
Can't get it cut until Wednesday
Pic related is my hair how it normally is
what does it look like without the hair product?
it may look better without, unless you want the 70's greaser look.
go to /soc/ or /fa/ you fucking idiot
Starting to do it on my legs so people don't ask questions lol
I punch myself in the face when I get angry. Does that count? My jaw usually does hurt the second day. Even gave myself a blue eye couple times.
>>28260935
I jab my hand with a soldering iron when I'm about to fall asleep at work.
Works way better than coffee desu.
I should probably get a less boring job.
>>28260935
I don't self-harm sorry
>can't help but glance at this one girl I really like
>sometimes, she will see me doing so because she was looking in my direction when it happened or will make eye-contact as I am doing so
>pretend the blink or look away as a reflex
>she does the same
>initially hoped her looking at me might mean she likes me too
>realize that she probably just thinks I am creepy as fuck
Seriously, how the fuck do I get enough self-control to not constantly make glances over at girls I like? How the fuck to normalfags avoid it?
Don't fucking stare at her.
>>28260795
Don't worry OP. Nothing wrong with staring/glancing. This is what's going on with me right now
>always look at oneitis in class
>she starts to notice and looks back
>then I always made it quick glances
>sometimes I would catch her looking at me
>feelsgood.jpg
>a couple days ago by complete chance I actually got to talk to her
>was paranoid she thought I was weird for always looking at her but was actually totally into me
now we do the same stuff, always glancing at each other but I have the opportunity to start a conversation now that we've actually talked. I think it can actually go somewhere so don't worry about it. Probably doesn't mean anything bad if she's looking at you. Don't doubt yourself, maybe she does think you're cute.
>tfw trained myself to completely ignore even the hottest or most attainable girls
this may have been a detrimental decision
Is it safe to use an ice dildo? I tried masturbating with sharpies and similar plastic objects, but the lack of lubrication is causing a little inconvenience, it's just too dry, even with olive oil as lubricant. So I thought what could be a better solution than a (feminine) cock shaped icecube? But I'm affraid that I freeze my anus and rectum and I end up in ER and the next the newspapers mention it under the "Local man froze his ass" title.
>>28260793
Wouldn't it melt?
>>28260848
Course it would, but who cares? I can make another one any time.
>>28260793
Try using Vaseline as lube
>tfw haven't seen my gf in 2 days
brehs...
>>28260676
I've never found my girlfreind. Must be hard being you though
>>28261325
you can't really miss what you've never even had
you can want it, but not miss it
>>28261359
>because you can't miss what you forget
"I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you piss me off, you'll regret it."
What do women mean by this? And how can all of them be the nicest person I'll ever meet?
>>28260670
Usually its the most retarded men saying that but anyone who says that sounds like retarded trailer trash.
>>28260670
The intended message is 'I'm pleasant but not a coward'.
How it comes across is 'I make hollow, baseless threats because I'm insecure, and I feel it necessary assert myself, for no reason, in an unpleasant manner'.
Pathetic.
Means they're not actually nice, but a bitter twat masquerading as a normal person.
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
immediately write my name
Shlomo
Problem solved.
Go ahead
make them pay
No comfy thread?
was just about to start one myself OP
having a bit of a shit day so I need to unwind
http://asoftmurmur.com/
here's some comfy tunes I like
https://youtu.be/rRr-DZmYER0
https://youtu.be/_6bOmqrjtrk
https://youtu.be/18XXTuR2wuk
https://youtu.be/_BPVtw6oRno
https://youtu.be/iPk6o3N3CGg
where my comfy bois at
time to get comfy fampai
why do jews push liberal ideals such as homosexuality and race mixing? what do they gain with it? is it just the destruction of the goy?
"Pushing homosexuality" is a retarded idea. You could show someone gay porn all day and unless they're already gay it's not gonna do shit. No matter how hard you 'push' homosexuality you're not going to have much of an effect on the general population.
Same with race-mixing. It's not some horrible epidemic like /pol/tards act. Most people still largely date within their own race.
You people need to chill.
>jews
>not the irish
good job getting meme'd on, sassanach
it's called Operation: Distract Goys
it's a psy-op ran by mossad to divert our attention from how the jews run the world.
LISTEN UP GANGSTA CUZ THE MORAL IS THIS: NEVER FALL IN LOVE CUZ A BITCH IS A BITCH, IF SHE GETTING WET LET HER SUCK ON YO DICK BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE CUZ A BITCH IS A BITCH
I'm in mah jammies
Check out these tendies
You know you want these
Can't touch these wagies
I got a double pot of extra spicy dippin' sauce
I gotchoo salivatin' like you ain't got no recourse
I'm gonna eat these tendies 'cause I ain't got no remorse
The way we rollin' boys we're cleared for using lethal force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKl6umkwKfU
young metro don't trust you
we comin' down to bust you
(blah blah)
I make my own gold so fuck jews
>>28260409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXa7ZtMIRXI
A BITCH IS A BITCH
AND A BITCH
AINT
SHIT
/r9k/ - in the closet the board?
>>28260368
/r9k/ - So thirsty they white knight for men wearing dresses the board
No, fags just can't get the hint and spam their shit around here 24/7
THERE IS BOARD FOR YOU FAGGOTS AND NO IT'S NOT THIS ONE
R9k is the boipussi pounding board. Totes not gay
A watched pot never boiIs.
Every man is guilty of the good he did not do desu senpai
>>28260286
so if I look at you will you boil away
Better call Saul I watch that show too nigga
>MOOOOOOOM
>my shitting bag needs replacing, the smell is getting stale
>also, my wee wee bottle can only take one other wee!
post pissbottle and poopsack/sock stories
that looks like a miserable existence
why be NEET if all your going to do is spend it watching a monitor
at least get into reading or something
>>28260303
I read on an e-reader actually, and I work and go to uni.
man i need to get me some money so i can get a second monitor
THEY FUCKING DID IT. THOSE FUCKING MAD MEN!
There's gonna be a movie, a movie of our lord and savior!
If only...
At least there actually is going to be a Columbine movie, which I guess is something. Too bad it's going to focus on that one bitch they shot in the face and her boring life. Hopefully we'll still get some good Eric and Dylan scenes though.
>>28260289
They have two school shooter movies. One about a high school shooter and another about an Asian shooting up his uni
>>28260289
There's alrwady two columbine movies:
Elephant, some lame art film showing perspectives of different people on the day
Zero Day, a film based off of the tapes Eric and Dylan recorded
