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How do I become a rapist?
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grow some balls, fembot.
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forgot that dream became a racist its easier
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Interact with a woman in anyway

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>you will never be a child prodigy, making huge positive impact on the world before even leaving high school
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>>28262623
He's ugIy tho
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>you will never get a chance to redo your childhood
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>>28262623
you can't know that
i'm only 26, there's still time

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Who else really wants to move to Japan after every time they watch a slice of life anime?

I am watching usagi drop right now and fuck guys it's so fucking cute, even things like divorce in Japan are cute as fuck

I have to get there
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>>28262550
Don't confuse 3D Japan with 2D Japan.
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I get this feel all the time but only for the 2d Japan. That would be so comfy and nice.
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Who actually lives in Japan? What mentality do they have?
I wanna escape this hell called Luhansk, away from parents especially from mom, pops is cool and all of that shit.
Yeah, I heard that Japanese don't really like foreigners(also called "gaijin"). Is it true?

So has anyone had any luck from speed dating at a weeaboo convention?
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>speed dating
>at a con

They do that? They didn't do that at the con I went to.
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>>28262539
They did it at NYCC last year
Didn't go because I was a lot more socially awkward then.
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Pls respond robutZ
I can't think of any other place to find a qt weeb girl

Like you all all so fucking depressing this cannot be real, no ONE is this bad ever

After all this is the greentext board so I'm sire some are jokes right?

I have met people with bad lives but NONE have been THIS low
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Please elaborate on what is depressing, OP.
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>>28262445
r8 b8 m8 k8 h8.
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I honestly don't kmow

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If we are born to die after a certain amount of years, why are we even born in the first place?
Why are we to stay alive while feeling sadness or pain? Why are we supposed to follow the concept of capitalism while what we make out of it won't matter at the end of the day anyways? Why do we express ourselves for joy, if the joy won't last, and the people who get joy out of our creations won't last either? If the pure idea of existence is as pointless, why do we exist?
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How the fuck would we know that?
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>>28262386
Survival instinct I guess. Why not Is just as valid a question. Why not live for a while before you get thrown back into nothingness? Unfortunately neither satisfy me. I don't like living all that much but I'm not ready to kill myself yet. If my parents were gone I would be also. Also, if you could hypothetically live forever what do you do when you accomplish your goals? Keep rolling the boulder up the hill? Kill yourself? Sleep? I would want to be immortal though simply because there are some goals that seem infinite like philosophical answers.
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>>28262934
Pretty much this. It would be nice to just be an observer. To eternally watch over this planet as civilizations rise and fall and mankind evolves.

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>Got a girls number today for the first time
>Too afraid to text her
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Do it. Ask if she has any updog.
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does she have your number as well? if not just text saying something along the lines of "hey its anon, this is my number. whats up?" or some shit like that

howd you get her number lad?
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>>28262231
If you're not going to use it then what good is her number?

Throw it out.

Is it bad that I sometimes get jealous of girls for their ability to drain shekels and gifts out of beta males on youtube and streams?
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>>28262200
Naw, everyone is a shekel loving Jew at heart no matter how cool they think they are.
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>>28263004
True, but girls have the ability to get free shit from orbiters judt for telling them hi
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No. We should be jealous. It eats away at me daily. Why did I have to be born in this shitty world?

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What's a good place to live in colorado? I.e. Not too much traffic not too much prep but still has skate park and weed bars possibly. I live in glenwood springs been here a year
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>>28262117
Denver
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>>28262117
go back to California
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>>28262156
I liked what I saw at the Oklahoma border area of Colorado. Very laid back community it seemed like. Haven't been back since. Stopped in a liquor store girl was nice. Cop was nice.

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major depression
social anxiety
death anxiety
avoidant personality
self-hatred
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Panic disorder, ocd, disillusionment disorder, dissassociative identity, substance dependence, avpd, depression, etc
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>>28262104
shit, I know why she wont sit next to him
because he has cancer
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you forgot the mental illness "reddit"

fuck off

Why do woman older than 26 years old even exist? Why don't women just slowly fade into the abyss over the period from 25 - 30?
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Why are you still a virgin at the age of 40?
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is your mom really that bad? tell her to do yoga.
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>>28262023
I agree OP, the pedo scare in society is only to keep women relevant.

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ATTENTION ALL FEMBOTS :D
You are all nothing. Everytime you visit this board your social value plummets. You will never be on the high end of the social ladder. You are nothing but whoers nothing more. Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal maggot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from beta orbiters on the internet, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking cancerous thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. "Girls" like you are the most useless and forgettable people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some faggot you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Do your friends and family a favor and attach cinderblocks to your feet and jump in a river

pls resond ;3
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QQ Moar faggot lel
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>>28262020
I really really like that pic op
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You're entitled to your opinion and I respect that. I hope that venting your feelings to us has made you feel a bit better. God bless.

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what if I just took all the pills I can find in my house and downed them with hard liquor, would that be a secure way of killing myself? What are the dangers?
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Structural brain damage.
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>>28261961
then what? why is suicide so hard?
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If you want a secure way of killing yourself, attack a police officer.

Written in 1926 by Tesla:
http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/1926-01-30.htm

> You will communicate instantly by simple vest-pocket equipment. Aircraft will travel the skies, unmanned, driven and guided by radio. Enormous power will be transmitted great distances without wires. Earthquakes will become more and more frequent. Temperate zones will turn frigid or torrid. And some of these awe-inspiring developments, says Tesla, are not so very far off.

>"It is clear to any trained observer," he says, "and even to the sociologically untrained, that a new attitude toward sex discrimination has come over the world through the centuries, receiving an abrupt stimulus just before and after the World War.

>"This struggle of the human female toward sex equality will end in a new sex order, with the female as superior. The modern woman, who anticipates in merely superficial phenomena the advancement of her sex, is but a surface symptom of something deeper and more potent fermenting in the bosom of the race.

>"It is not in the shallow physical imitation of men that women will assert first their equality and later their superiority, but in the awakening of the intellect of women.

Even Tesla, the OG robot, who lived alone with his pigeons, knew what was coming.


How could he have predicted this so accurately though?
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I think we will be wiped out before that happens. I hope so, anyway.
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>The Queen is the Center of Life

>BUT the female mind has demonstrated a capacity for all the mental acquirements and achievements of men, and as generations ensue that capacity will be expanded; the average woman will be as well educated as the average man, and then better educated, for the dormant faculties of her brain will be stimulated to an activity that will be all the more intense and powerful because of centuries of repose. Woman will ignore precedent and startle civilization with their progress.

>The acquisition of new fields of endeavor by women, their gradual usurpation of leadership, will dull and finally dissipate feminine sensibilities, will choke the maternal instinct, so that marriage and motherhood may become abhorrent and human civilization draw closer and closer to the perfect civilization of the bee."

>The significance of this lies in the principle dominating the economy of the bee--the most highly organized and intelligently coordinated system of any form of nonrational animal life--the all-governing supremacy of the instinct for immortality which makes divinity out of motherhood.

>The center of all bee life is the queen. She dominates the hive, not through hereditary right, for any egg may be hatched into a reigning queen, but because she is the womb of this insect race.

This is some spooky shit, negro
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>>28262923
Tesla was one spooky mother fucker.

Also spooky accurate too

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>"Oh, hey, little bro, you want to play with your sister and her friends, huh?"

What do?
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I'm okay thank you I have a guild meeting scheduled in 10 minutes.
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Fuck all roasties with a razor-covered dildo
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA degenerates

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