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do you think she would have killed herself?
>>28269709
why don't you try killing yourself you pathetic faggot
>>28269709
let her poor soul rip u bastard. she was too good for this board
Hopefully. Dumb slut.
Imagine if this fuck lived on a plantation 200 years ago, goddamn he totally missed out on his calling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
>>28269620
>you'll never watch whipcracker crack his whip while classic dano sings
>>28269620
>mfw he swings around a massive fire while like some demented game boss
>mfw the madman cuts a coke can clean in half
We need to start a gofundme to send this guy to inner-city negro nests and wreak havoc
>You struggle through the texts of Schopenhauer
>Chad gets her clit more wet than a shower
>>28269585
You improve yourself daily
Chad fucks her carelessly
I can feel your existential angst through my monitor OP
>>28269585
>struggle through the texts of Schopenhauer
I have one thing to be proud of in this life and that thing is my reading ability.
>Jordyn Jones is a coalburner
>Lia is a coalburner
>Daisy is a coalburner
>>28269554
Just end it now famiIia
>>28269595
Taytay also burns the coal, Katy Perry, that hot Mexican chick also
yep and more and more girls will do this now
Is it harder to get a gf thanks to the internet? You can't just talk to a girl anymore, you have to compete against thousands of dudes because every girl has social media.
You're basically FUCKED
>>28269519
On the plus side it's easier than ever to BECOME a gf now thanks to the internet. You can get female hormones, androgen blockers, girl clothes, and makeup all through the internet without needing to see a doctor or go outside.
nah you'd be just as much of a loser if there was no internet
can't project your problems onto other things, you only have yourself to blame
>>28269519
in this day and age, it's hard to achieve anything unless you will yourself to do such. We've been so pampered and comforted by modern science and agriculture, we've lost all sense survival purpose, which also means self-improvement and evolution comes to a halt if you aren't focused and prepared.
Who here plays WoW, misses the good old days but knows Nostralius won't be the same but still plays WoW and gets hope for each new expansion but still plays regardless of how shitty it is.
I have some good memories of vanilla WoW. But I don't think I could go back. Not because I wouldn't enjoy it, however, but because it was over 11 years ago and I just don't have room for an MMO in my life anymore. I wish I had the time to commit to it again, but I also feel like I wasted my teenage years.
t. played wow in its heyday when I was 15. I'm 26 now.
>tfw you resub once a year to check out a new expansion and people on your server recognize you from a decade ago
i play WoW. But i dont want legacy servers.
I play Excalibur the tbc server because classic is too much for me desu.
My son, attendenth to my wisdom and bow thine ear to my understanding
that thou mayeth regard discretion and thy lips may keep knowledge
but the lips of a strange woman drop as a honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil
but her end is bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edge sword
her feet go down to death, her steps take hold on hell
to keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman
lust not after her beauty and thine heart
neither let her take thee with her eye lids
for by means of a whorish woman, a man is brought to a piece of bread
and the adultress will hunt for the precious life
let not thine heart decline to her ways
do not astray in her path, for she has cast down many wounded
many strong men have been slain by her
her house is a way to hell, going down to the chambers of death
Where is this masterpiece from?
T_T
shekhinah desu
>>28269492
But, anon, I feel like I might have a chance at having a future with a qt who is of the same faith as me, and in-general and upright person.
If Nothing comes of anything though, I will devote myself to the worship of God. If I do not, then let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth.
We haven't had one of these in a long time
ITT: post your most autistic shoes
pic not related
r8 my mocs
awd asd asd
>>28269474
lugs
ad aslkdm i
>>28269474
these have the ability to not be autistic with the right outfit
>tfw bought a New 3DS and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for my oneitis so I would have someone to play with
>she never played with me
On a related note, I still pay her Car Insurance every Month, which is $200 because she owns a 2001 Jaguar.
Does your cuckshed have a tv in it?
>>28269336
This sounds like bullshit bait
>>28269336
>I gave this post a (You)
Who should we fuck with?
Fnords and spooks.
Yourself anon, go and fuck it
/pol/ obviously. Those are some spooky motherfuckers. Rivaled only by tumblr.
What do you do for a living? Do you see yourself doing it for the rest of your life? Was it hard getting the job? Can you afford a comfortable life?
madame in training
yes
my aunt got me this job
i live extremely comfortable
Uber/LyFt driver.... Make about $750/week. Pretty fun but getting out of shape from sitting and junk food.
I mooch off my dad
Absolutely
Not at all
Definitely
NEET master race, kids
>be me
>impregnation fetish
>always masturbate to creampie, impregnation tags, raw, creamy sex
>start having sex with a girl
>she agrees to not use a condom since she is on the pill
>i cum inside everytime
>i know there is a chance the pill will fail and she will get preg
>i almost want it to happen
>but i know it would ruin my life
>i dont actually want it but at the same time i want it
WHAT TO DO
>>28269257
Nice senpai I wants me some of that.
Also I want to do nasty dom shit like cumming down her neck then choking and slapping her so it sprays out her nose.
Double up fampai make her get an iud then ur stacking 99% on 99% gg ez.
>>28269257
you're living the dream man, no chance she will get pregnant you'd have a better chance of being eaten by a shark as you walked down the street
>>28269257
we all seek punishment and to fuck up our lives because we crave drama. we are stupid animals
I feel really fucking depressed right now, robots. Cheer me up please
>>28269231
same feels anon. what's making you depressed?
>>28269296
A woman. My family. My life
>>28269231
Hope you get better anon. Have a chuckle.
I would probably blow my brain out desu senpai
What about you?
>>28269220
I'd polish it while moaning to myself
>>28269220
Nice I'd obtain a license for it if possible and begin target shooting as a hobby.
It's been an ambition of mine for a while but guns are prohibitively expensive here.
I have many guns right next to me. If a new one suddenly appeared I would probably field strip it and clean/lube it and put it with the rest.
>going to the kitchen
>dad calls from the living room "you're getting ANOTHER snack??"
>>28269060
So did you get another snack?
Tell him to fuck off and stop listening to everything like a 70 year old widow with nothing to do.
>>28269060
>go to make dinner
>LITERALLY see the dissapointment in my parents eyes at the total failure I've become
as I walk by
Just Fuck My Shit Up Senpai
![Schopenhauer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7tYKSZu.jpg "Schopenhauer[1]")
