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Why do frozen Chickie Nuggies/Tendies taste like fucking garbage compared to any fast food joint? My mom for the first time cooked me some frozen nuggies and I felt like I had to throw up because of it.
What brand were they?
>>28271068
Foster Farms. They tasted like fucking cat food. I've tried others in the past and none of them can beat any fast food joint.
She didn't fry them, they were baked or microwaved; completely changes the taste.
Btw I'm super fat so you know I'm right.
Drinking beer, shitposting, cleaning some rifles. This is the life. Way of the road.
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SUCH THINGS!?
>>28271041
to piss in. try to keep up, retardo
>>28270968
that's drinkin, buddy
that's the way she goes
I worked hard on this masterpiece to accurately represent r9k.
i beleive that everyone deserves love
>>28270957
So this ls you?
Nice self portrait /r9k/
>scratch my balls for like a minute
>decide to smell the hand because why the fuck not
>actually pass out for a minute or two from the terrifying stench
how did i become like this
the last time i had a shower was
uhh
sometime during last year, summer i think
i despise myself
>>28270941
>the last time i had a showet was sometime during last year, summer I think
This is going to be an epic thread.
The rest of you smells just as bad, you're just used to it.
>>28270941
so why are you not showering right now?
Anon, were going for 5 RDS. Are you ready?
i'll try...give me 6 months and it would be a lot more interesting
Rage Southstitch doesnt scare me.
you cant train for heavy hands tho bro..theres a chance i could one shot you like mcgregor
>another day I couldn't face the bullies
>another day I sit at home studying alone
>>28270831
you have bullies in uni? how is this possible
I am in uni and I just don't talk to anyone. Problem solved, no bullies
>>28270831
In what way are you bullied OP? I'm alone all the time in college.
>>28270831
It's good that you're studying OP, keep up the good work
Okay robots. On April 27th I lost my very best friend in the whole wide world. It's been a very rough 4 days already and I miss him. My sweet Max was so kind, funny, and loving to me when no one else was, and he was ripped away from me like that. I love him so much. I want to see his beautiful face again or hear the sound of his voice, I want to die. I want to kill my self so I can be with Max again forever. But I am afraid what if I go to hell and he is in heaven. Or even worse. I go to heaven and he goes to hell. Should I do an hero my fellow robots? What would Max want me to do?
>>28270827
There's no such thing as hell or heaven. Reincarnation might be a thing though so find comfort in that. Its probably just lights out at the end though. But if you really did believe in hell isn't suicide a one way ticket there? I plan on ending it soon, but if you're motivated by the after life that's retarded.
Yeah, being motivated by the afterlife probably isn't the healthiest way to do things. Honor his memory instead.
What was Max like? Spin us a story, OP.
>>28270827
Obviously Max wouldn't want you to be dead, especially not because of him, so unfortunately you are stuck in this life without him. All you can do is press on until shit gets better
>he isn't a feminist
>expects to have a gf
>>28270766
If I have to pretend to be something I am not to have a gf then I don't want one. Probably why I am a 20 year old virgin, but better than being a 20 year old phony.
>>28270766
>Not being a grill and having a bf.
>>28270839
HA! GAAAAYYY!
oregnao
This is Chad Dickson aka Numbuh 274.
He is the best KND operative there is.
He's so good, he became a teen double agent.
He is the one I Imagine you talk about whenever you mention Chad
>>28270696
he's hot I would let him fuck my ass
>>28270696
No OP
Never
>>28270800
You're sick in the head, seek help
>tfw got accepted to Harvard for grad school but not MIT
Who /depressed/ here?
what field are you in?
pretty cool desu good luck in grad school
>tfw got into Johns Hopkins University Early decision but didn't think about applying to Ivy leagues
Feels bad man. I could've been at UPenn
>>28270668
i think this post is >important enough to reply to with a complete nonsense to be honest senpai because while it is obviously bait since grad school acceptances happened months ago the idea of >Harvard Grad School is still dangerous enough that it might evoke some emotions from the robots on this board which i dont want to see besides which can we all laugh at this dumb frog poster for falling for >college and worse >grad school memes because honestly the only honest way to make an honest living these days is to steal steal from the systems that cause us robots so much pain
If I posted an ad on craigslist or something similar, what are the odds that I could find someone willing to kill me?
I really just want to die. I'm a pathetic loser with no future and I'm hideously ugly. I got a job in hopes that money would make someone willing to care about me, but it didn't. No one could ever care. So what are the chances, especially if I fully cooperate and leave everything behind and just walk solo to where they tell me. Am I more likely to just get beaten and robbed or something?
At least we have dota right?
>>28270666
I had to quit for 2 years due to the job I got. Now I'm worse than the Peruvians. I don't even have DOTA anymore.
>>28270636
Don't say those things about yourself anon. I will be your friend and talk to you on skype or something if you want.
Is there any fembot who would want cute, skiny, shy bf?
>>28270604
no you cuck, they don't exist, you have to be confident. Have a good life etc. otherwise its cuckery
>>28270604
The answer is right before your numbers
>>28270604
I am better than OP btw
I am cuter
I am skinnier
I am shyer
any fembots here please choose ME, not OP. Thanks.
how do i get rid of my vore/fat fetish r9twats
>>28270350
gas yourself pls
>>28270350
Damn. I'd fuck her.
ngger
comment htis original
>in my last year of high school
>small school, ~100 graduating class
>has voting for prom king and queen
>I was elected king ironically because I am an awkward fuck with literally no friends or acquaintances
>the teachers decided to not accept it because they thought I might kill myself
What was the worst most embarrassing moment of your life
Some chick asked to make out with me at prom because she said I couldn't graduate kissless. She was a 8/10. I guess that's the most embarrassing, it's pretty tame.
>>28270433
goddammit anon
was kissing nice? or did it just feel like you were putting your lips on skin
did you actually kiss sexually like get tongue involved and shit or was it just like a peck
>>28270515
I didn't kiss her, I was e-dating some chick at the time. I'm not sure if I regret it. Kinda?she kind of forced herself on me anyway which I can admire, doesn't take no for an answer, or maybe she knew i wanted it
Since I was 14 I've jacked off after shitting to save time since I was already in the bathroom.
Now I can't cum unless I smell shit, what do I do?
>>28270192
The fuck OP
Surprisingly this isn't a original comment
>>28270192
Smear a little bit of your poop on your upper lip, so when you have to fap you already smell the poop and can fap and cum.
>>28270345
Good idea, thanks m80
