Will someone please help me die?
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If I posted an ad on craigslist or something similar, what are the odds that I could find someone willing to kill me?
I really just want to die. I'm a pathetic loser with no future and I'm hideously ugly. I got a job in hopes that money would make someone willing to care about me, but it didn't. No one could ever care. So what are the chances, especially if I fully cooperate and leave everything behind and just walk solo to where they tell me. Am I more likely to just get beaten and robbed or something?
At least we have dota right?
>>28270666
I had to quit for 2 years due to the job I got. Now I'm worse than the Peruvians. I don't even have DOTA anymore.
>>28270636
Don't say those things about yourself anon. I will be your friend and talk to you on skype or something if you want.
Post a pic of yourself and i'll tell you if you're better of dead or not.
You're probably better off hiring a hitman off the dark web. Im assuming the reason you don't want to just an hero is that you don't people to think that you killed yourself. A hit man is probably a lot less likely to get caught than someone who took up a craigslist offer. Once he gets caught he'll probably say it was a craigslist ad
>>28270824
I'm too cowardly to do it myself. I have a bunch of scars on my chest from trying to stab myself but it was too hard to get past my rib cage.
I don't have the means to do it. I'm in a state with nazi gun laws, so I can't just buy a 12 gauge and suck-start it, unfortunately. I considered trying to hang myself but I'd have to like drive out into the woods or something because nothing in my house can support 50 lbs let alone 180.
>>28270912
Pretty sure there's a euthanasia center somewhere in Europe that you can apply for. You have to wait a year after you get accepted though to make sure you don't change your mind
>tfw you want to kill yourself
>tfw you start doing research into methods
>tfw you settle on the old shotgun mouthwash method
>tfw you even plan far enough ahead to know to get the right buckshot to ensure maximum damage so you can sever the spinal cord and pulp the lizard brain.
>tfw suddenly you start looking at threads and hearing about what happens if you fuck up
>tfw you just want to die peacefully, but don't want to end up gargling and sputtering for 3 hours because the recoil fucked your shot
>tfw you get too scared
>tfw you puss out, like you do every time
the ride never ends.
>>28270636
I posted a similiar thread in the past, but nobody wanted to do it. I would be willing to commit suicide with you together, from where are you? I have enough to fly to your place, I wouldn't have any use for it when I'm dead either.
>>28270993
I'm in America. It's just really hard to get a gun in NY. I wish places like that existed over here.
>>28271075
I'm in NY too and I've been wanting to do this for a long time I don't have a car though where in NY are you
>>28270636
>>28270636
Did you ever think about giving a camwhore money? It's very fullfilling.
>>28270636
If you go on some death fetish site you could probably find someone to do it on the down low in the woods somewhere, but you'd have to be cool with them cumming on your dead body afterwards
>>28271175
Capital region, about 20 mins north of Albany.
>>28271209
wat?
>>28271241
I mean it's not like I'd be aware of it.
>>28270912
>I'm in a state with nazi gun laws, so I can't just buy a 12 gauge and suck-start it, unfortunately.
Why are you even worried about breaking the law if you're gonna kill yourself you stupid retard. Buy an illegal gun or travel to another state dumbass.
>I considered trying to hang myself but I'd have to like drive out into the woods or something because nothing in my house can support 50 lbs let alone 180.
Build a fucking structure you retarded asshole. How about hanging yourself from the door's knob you queer?
>inb4 it will break
Well then buy some planks and nails and reinforce it you imbecile piece of attention whoring shit. Also what's up with that bullshit:
>I have to drive like a hundred miles into the woods because there's literally nowhere to kill me closer than that.
Dumbass. Queers like you are the worst, you just want to get attention and are making up bitch excuses to pretend that you can't kill yourself. Post you're fucking address and timestamped picture here with "Please murder me" written on it and I'll show up and kill you you lying piece of strash. I dare you to do it but I know you wont because you're just an attention whore. Do it faggot. No balls.
>>28271502
Prove that you can fucking do it first, faggot
>>28271066
>read about exit bag, everything looks awesome
>see posts saying is not 100% sure and you can end up being a vegetable
I just want to die without pain and without leaving a mess, god dammit
>>28271589
They started mixing some oxygen recently so it will be more likely that you just get like brain damage.
>>28271585
>N-no you f-first
Stupid bitch. If you want to die what are you even afraid of? You could even post it here and claim that the first person to invade your house and murder you gets to steal all of your shit. But of course you don't actually want to die.
>>28270636
If you want to kill yourself in a relatively painless fashion and be sure you actually die use fentanyl the lethal dose is 2mg you can either administer it via injection or you could rub it on your gums you can buy it from various sites on tor or any other deep net browser
>>28271502
People who are so depressed that they would kill themselves will also be very low energy. They need a quick and easy way out.
>>28271685
That's pretty cruel of them. Death is better than brain damage.
>>28271685
>more likely that you just get like brain damage
Nah. You'll be breathing oxygen so you'll never pass out in the first place.
