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Is there anything more satisfying than lying nakie in bed and blowing a fat load then rolling over and passing out?
>>28268036
Yes. Humping the comforter, blowing a load right into it, and passing out as you are.
Nope, nothing
>>28268101
Before i knew what fapping was i humped the shit oyt of my bed
>finish last final
>go to the gym
>work out hard
>get home
>stay up until 4 with vidya, accomplish some stuff that makes you feel good
>get in bed naked
>blow into fleshlight, throw it to the side
>start to pass out at like 4:30
>it's a little bit chilly but you have the spare thicker blanket rolled up at your feet; you unroll it and tuck in
>lay there drifting off as the rain pounds on the roof overhead
>play out fantasies and worldbuild in your imagination until unconsciousness hits
I asked out a man because I am lonely and now he is taking advantage of me and I can't leave. I asked him out out of loneliness. I want someone who I connect emotionally to but have up after years of not finding one and I decided to ask out this guy who thinks I look good but he isn't that emotionally connected to me. I think he's schizophrenic or some craziness in his mind. So when he rambles on I always just put up with it but I don't enjoy talking to him . I even asked him to stop rambling cause he usually makes no sense but he doesn't get it and keeps on. It's actually frustrating and head hurting to listen to him. Anyway he is only with me cause I have a lot more access to money and cause he likes very skinny tall girls and he is with me for sex obviously. I like sex a lot so I never turn him down and we used to make love like 5 times a day for 6 months now I started refusing him idk why but lately I do not want sex and he has been coercing and raping me every day. An example is today when I was napping he tied my hands behind my back and I woke up to him with his fingers in me, of course I told him stop fucking me and kicked him and he just has to hold me down since I'm weaker. It's sad but this relationship seems parasitic and he's making it worse cause not only is he unintentionally abusive with his blabbering as if I was his diary all the time but he also uses me for sex. It feels pretty bad and desperate I'm desperate for any type of affection so I dint want to leave him.
>>28267946
lol thats fucking brilliant
where are you from?
Before you break up plz record some amateur porn
>>28267946
Yeah good luck with that, you stupid idiot.
>you will never have a friend
what do they feel like?
>>28267918
Quality ones are great. Low quality ones are worse than being alone.
>tfw I will never play vidya with Aaron and Dan
Over rated.
Being friendless kinda blows if you wanna get somewhere in life. But if you're not a normie, and don't wanna be a normie, you don't need friends.
>no 21 to your 24
>no doc to your jackson
Hello, robots. I just wanted to alert you all to an event that will be happening on my university campus tomorrow starting around 10:00 AM Central Time. Tomorrow, many social justice-oriented students, such as myself, a male feminist, will be protesting the racism, sexism, transphobia, and other such bigotry that occurs on our campus. After having dealt with so many oppressive straight white males, it has come time for us to stand up and say enough is enough. Tomorrow, racism is coming to an end here at SIU and across the entire world. What we do here will be the beginning of the final push to end bigotry, a push that will ultimately succeed. Get ready, you fucking white males, because you are about to become those who are oppressed. The gravy train has come to an end, whitey!
>>28267908
URA FAWKING WIGHT MAEL!!!!!
ARE U KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
>>28268008
Come to Carbondale, cis scum, and say that to my face!
>>28267908
Bait. I'm a real male feminist, and I don't set up threads on 4chan to bait the /pol/acks
ITT neet pics
OC my one weekly chore of cleaning room while patents are out
Couldn't be happier (:
>only feel comfortable cleaning my room when my mom is out
>but she doesn't work and so she's always home
I would actually be a very neat NEET if I lived alone, but I have to put up with a messy room because my mom makes me uncomfortable.
Good job OP, it's the little victories that count.
This is my room currently.
What music makes you guys feel comfy or nostalgic?
For me recently its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYuf4r-8xk
This really does it for me, for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ky1td3_6LY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xmIEKji3mA
>tfw no belly dancer gf
>>28267859
Shit, I was listening to this just earlier today. Such a good song, it really takes me back to when I watched Bleach in Middle School. For that same reason the OST from FLCL has a similar effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxVAT_pdyOA
I fucking hate determinism.
I can make conscious decisions to ask girls out or try to talk to them, or to try to meet people in general, but as soon as I am in a position to actually do so, I can't. It's like it is impossible for me to just approach and talk to them.
Fuck you, determinism.
>>28267787
If you have no free will, then your thoughts are not your own to decide either.
You're doomed to think and act the way you do without any control over it. What control you think you have is illusory and false.
So why be upset? Why hate? It's fated.
I think you're being very unreasonable.
>>28267879
>you have no choice what you feel
>stop feeling bad about it
Got it.
>>28267943
This, pretty much. You can't just change your thoughts or desires just because you can't attain them.
>Tfw you want to visit ancient Islamic architecture in Syria but you can't because ISIS blew it up and they'll cut your head off if they see you.
Why even live
>yfw the bible and koran predicted that the city of babylon and other aincent mudshit cities would be destroyed in the final days
>>28267639
>tfw a Roman Catholic prophecy from the 1800's predicts WWII essentially down to the year
>tfw it says that not long afterward would be the end
Just visit London.
Is this an acceptable term?
As a society do we now accept the standard definition of Racism being white discriminatory to minorities?
Pic not related
racism is racism, there is no reverse racism, if you rob blacks it's not called reverse robbery
Hence Trump being popular.
>>>/pol/
that way
>the standard definition
the standard definition is from the OED you fucking nigger. stop trying to redefine words according to your political agenda
>2016
>not the super autist
>>28267390
all me except the rage meter.
what does this mean r9k?
>>28267390
so basically a barbarian?
Yeah, this is me now. But that's gonna change. Right, guys?
This fucking board has been taken over by Tumblr hipster girls. If I was in charge and this board had a self destruct button, I would sacrifice it before letting it cannibalize. These cunts won't let us have even one place to ourselves.
>>28267263
>These cunts won't let us have even one place to ourselves.
I find your use of the term 'cunt' problematic, but if you're on the internet, you're probably a woman, so I'll let it pass for now.
>>28267263
Who's that qt, op?
>>28267263
Fuck off, shitlord.
![[propane and propane accsessorys].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KPh9hMB.jpg "[propane and propane accsessorys]")
>mother begins reading japanese books
>starts asking me about anime
>reveals that she knows about "pornographic anime"
what do i fucking do
>>28267223
>shut up you stupid bitch
>"J-JOJO!"
>>28267223
Show her Yuru Yuri
>>28267223
show her Boku no Pico
share cuckold/cheating stories?
i am a cuckold that habe been cucked in the past and i am looking for it again. also humiliation in general is very nice.
>>28267143
do you prep the bull famalam?
any one has a small penis and think they cannot satisfy their girl like a real man
>>28267178
whats prepping a bull?
sucking a bull is way too advanced for me
Some of you frogs are cool...
frogamirite
>>28267070
Where should i not go tomorrow?
Frog thread
If you had an 'end the world' button would you push it?
No, because I know I can just end the world whenever I want by killing myself. I've concluded that I'm the only real living thing in the universe, and killing myself will just reset everything.
>>28267055
I would fucking smash that like button
>>28267096
Do it faggot
P-pls....
