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So, someone finally liked me and I go and drop a fucking nuke off bat. Post fuck ups.
>>28272542
>Getting that deep while still in the Tinder app and not texting.
What the fuck, anon? Girls don't want a wounded puppy.
>>28272542
>"It's always strange to make small talk to strangers"
>"so let me tell you about my trust issues and my batshit crazy ex "
Come on OP. What at all made you think that was okay?
I got no matches on tinder but sometimes on okcupid I get replies if I said im a kissless virgin.
women are FUCKED UP
>yikyak has handles
>create handle on yikyak and post communist/leftist propaganda and talk shit about normies
>handle drama starts and now the kalamazoo yikyak is in constant flamewar 24/7
Feels great. Ever since yikyak allowed tripfagging it's become more fun to troll. Every time I post a flamewar starts. Normies can't handle the bantz
>>28272503
bringing up this yikyak related post to the first page
>>28272503
>> Get turned down in front of everyone
>> Everyone in my school there to make fun of me
>> Now all the Chads in my school call me the spectrum bender
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> Anonymous 05/01/16(Sun)20:38:43 No.28272958
>RIP Lucas and the kidd that gave away
>>28272503
Michibot?
>look up a video of childhood computer
>some high school kid is taking it apart
>to just end up giving my dad a laugh to say "Hey, I have a computer that was just like yours"
what
orginial
>>28272417
anon
what?
one three two
>>28272417
Nice copypasta, Anon. Can I cop it?
who else /too smart for college/?
I'm literally dying of boredom in class because all of my professors are extremely slow and do the easiest examples in class.
I lose concentration because of this and sometimes end up failing tests and quizzes.
Any one else?
>>28272361
bump. Are there no smart people here?
If your classes are too easy take harder classes dumbass
>this is what autists believe when they fail out of college
Get some rope and just end it.
Woman Hate Thread
I'll go first
Bumpplumptrumpbump
>>28272215
bumpbumpbumpumpanddump
Braaaaaaaaaaaap
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Somebody give me a cute girls phone number to text from the US. It doesn't matter who, I just want to have a conversation with someone. Thank you in advance.
please help me, thanks
ok, well thank you anyway friend
Do you want a back story on said qt or you just want the number?
>post your favorite pepe/wojack
>what do they sound like in your head?
>>28272151
That one is one of my favorites
>mmmmmm, indeed good sir, but showering more than once a week is wasteful
This one is pretty nice OP
This one is obvious, but I think he sounds like a smug Leo d'c
>major in anthropology
>secretly don't believe in cultural relativism
In my 3rd year of uni, the normies still don't have a clue
>light bulb goes out
>change it
>mommy will never know the light in the living room is from an entirely different bulb
>aak for extra extra sauce at Burger Cuck
>throw it away
D E V I L I S H
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>mfw I surround an ambulance with my traffic cones
Good luck saving those normies now
Hey, how're ya doin'? Welcome to the Frogs and Feels Tavern, a place where you can drink, chat, and chill those feels away.
On the jukebox, we've currently got one of the bartender's personal favorites; a nice, upbeat, relaxing song by The Avalanches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff052d3-nhM
>>28272082
hey, can I have a rum and coke please?
>>28272212
Here ya go.
What brings you to the tavern tonight?
I'd like a tall glass of Girlfriend who cares and loves me please.
Post shitty things that happen to you.
>Getting ignored on anonymous image boards.
>>28272046
I've barely been able to get any (you) 's all night.
>tfw you are too robot for r9k
>>28272046
I love your post. You can have all the attention you want.
>only online friend stopped replying
>Oneitis got married today
H-hold me, /r9k/
Haha, you suck dude
>>28272031
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ONEITIS
We know that feeling.
Black anons, when did you abandon black women and move on to superior Asian waifus?
>>28271815
since I was 9 years old and saw my first JAV
i hope the jews or whatever open up immigration to asia so I can get me a jap waifu
>>28271815
when an asian girl called me cute
>>28271815
When I realized how ugly and loud black women were. So about when I was 3
my grandma is dying right now, but i dont think i care. does this make me a terrible person?
Yes n every sense of the word. Grams is cool it's your fucked up parents that you shouldn't care about.
What a fucker...
>>28271814
no she's an old hag who needs to die
old bitch deserves it for protesting Vietnam
What's the next step in their master plan?
>>28271794
to get blacked?
>>28271794
To have black babies
>>28271794
Death by snoo snoo... Because oregano
Have you been dreaming lately, anon?
Yeah, dreamt of a high school friend, getting prognosed with cancer, and having a pet ocelot in the past 3 nights.
I'm fortunate enough to mostly dream about cute girls, since I see them all day at work, and they're pretty much all I think about. They're great dreams, but waking up makes me sad again.
I had a five star dream last night
Was very nice and refreshing
