Who /mischief/ here?

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>light bulb goes out
>change it
>mommy will never know the light in the living room is from an entirely different bulb

>aak for extra extra sauce at Burger Cuck
>throw it away

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>mfw I surround an ambulance with my traffic cones
Good luck saving those normies now

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>take an English course with a feminist professor
>write an essay praising feminism and its contributions and receive an A for the course
>secretly think women are by and large physically and mentally inferior to men and generally do not belong in leadership positions

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>go to my therapist
>tell her I'm suicidal
>she asks me if I have a plan
>tell her I don't
>actually do

>laugh at other people's jokes
>they weren't even funny

>>28272141
>Ambulance goes rushing past overtaking traffic
>it's time for my free escorts behind it.

Fuck off normal wage cucks I got home half an hour early to wack off to hentai.

>>28272141
I'm a cultural relativist, but I'm also a far-rightist.

I realize that since there is no objective morality or truth, so the best you can do is just fight for the predominance of the culture that you were brought up with, and hope it beats out foreign, alien cultures and moralities.
This is the essence of National Socialist thought.

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>have shitty friend
>friend is a dick
>friend tells me horrible joke
>pity laugh
>zone out playing vidya
>friend says something
>not listening
>was probably another bad joke
>pity laugh
>shit goes quite
>friend says 'Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you'
>turns out he said he has depression and confessed to me
>say sorry
>friend goes quite and leaves a few moments later
>mfw I still don't feel bad

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>remember its my cousins birthday
>fully know on that day it's his birthday
>wait until tomorrow to wish him "happy late birthday"

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>>28272141
>carpool lane
>for more than two people
>go to carpool lane even though I'm alone

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>boss asks if I finished a project yet
>say no
>get fired
>I actually finished it
They'll never know what hit them

>Tell mom I'll go grocery shopping for her.
>Don't actually go.