Girls of /r9k/ are you crybabies? Why do you cry so much?>inb4: a bunch of men pretending to be qt grills
not really. i actually can't remember when was the last time i cried
Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to...
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>>28274649
I dont cry
>"So Anonnnn....What do you like to do for fun?!"
>>28274589
I wish I could be totally honest and say "masturbate". I mean, it is fun and I like to do it as often as possible.
I like to drink.
>implying this is not the best answer to that question when dealing with normies and girls
>>28274589
Think about you, sweetie.
Alright so today I'll be reviewing the Doritos mix: taco explosion
Here's what were dealing with
>>28274579
>Taco = Machete
>Spicy Nacho = Tortilla Chip
>Salsa = Illuminati
>Sour Creme = DNA
What did Frito Lay mean by this?
Wow, look at that variety folks
Who else doesn't really accomplish anything here? I pretty much don't do anything all day long except browse 4chan and take a shower and eat.
Even something like vidya or anime would be more productive than the shit I do
>>28274308
you should work out. at home. its the only thing i look forward to anymore.
>>28274328
yeah nah I don't think I will do that
sounds like a giant waste of time, I am not even obese, I am solidly underweight
>>28274358
eat lots then. also it sounds like you have a lot of time on your hands. if anything the warm fuzzy afterglow after a workout and the endorphins (?) are worth it.
>five minutes late for class
>peak through window of classroom door
>everybody is settled down
>skip class because can't stand the anxiety of walking in late and everybody turning their heads when I open the door
How am I going to survive in the real world?
literally everyone does it who cares and if they care theyre fucking brainless cunts lmfao "hehe anon was late X3"
>>28274341
yeah you just got to be yourself :)
>>28274306
>tfw get up at 8:00am every morning and still have been late to my 11:00am class everyday this year
>anal hemorrhoids are back again
>>28274161
Every thread deserves a (you)
Also, I know that feel
>>28275697
thank you for responding.
honestly.
iktf
just get some of that cream and inject it every day in your asshole
helps a ton
have a cute anime girl
>have 15 page paper due
>end up typing 17 pages
>got results back a few minutes ago
>A+
a minor victory arcanine
good job, man. what was the topic?
I'm exhausted just thinking about typing 15 pages. How the fuck do people manage to get through college
>>28274118
>10 page essay due last tuesday
>still havent turned it in
fuck
So, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'm into cuckold porn because we were talking about our secret fetishes and she kept pestering me to tell her about my weirder ones. I made it clear that I would never want to actually be cucked in real life though. Did I fuck up? Wat do?
>>28274054
you fucked up anon
Shes eventually going to come to the conclusion thatd itd be ok
>tfw no gf to let you drink her blood and eventually eat her
Why live
If you don't find a healthy way to live out this fantasy with her, she's going to cuck you for real. Control the situation.
/r9k/ has had enough of the cancerous, rule breaking, repeated offenses by some of our boards tripfags, and in a thread where one user began bragging that he received child porn from Eliza and 'cucked' us, we decided we'd had enough of their awful reign here.
This thread's intention is to gather all information and evidence if illegal activity on Eliza, King black Chad, and anyone else involved in the pathetic child pornography ring that our board has been plunged in
We need:
>Skype names
>Screenshots
>Pictures of the people (just two per, verification purposes)
>people to organize information and evidence
>people to report it to the authorities
How you can report this:
>anonymous tip lines on the internet
>call your local law enforcement and give them digital copies of what we compile here
>print out evidence and mail it to your local police department anonymously (for those of us who want to help but aren't too comfortable socializing)
This is not to stir tripfag drama or cause personal harm, but to ensure the safety of a literal child, and to put away people who are breaking the law and rubbing it in our faces. We are sick of this shit and we are retaliating.
Thank you for your help, let's start compiling what we've got right away.
Pic related is evidence that Eliza communicated with paedophiles regularly, more to come.
Here is King Black Chad's Skype info, he posted screencaps from their convos earlier and proved he received child porn, it was in the picture. This would still be in the chat logs
>>28274049
>doing the polices' job when they're going to go after you some dayif Murican anywaybecause everyone breaks a law
>>this is not to cause personal harm
WEW LADDY
In the end this just boils down to more whiteknighting
>decide I don't want to date/marry a slut
>give up on women
>have to deal with the fact that there's just an uglier guy who doesn't feel as bitter and will bend over backwards for pussy
is there anything more depressing?
keep telling yourself that. whatever makes you feel that thats the reason you cant get girls and makes you feel more attractive than guys with gfs..
>>28274187
you're implying that a gf is always a good thing
Some people are just so desperate for sex that they'll put up with anything. There are guys who try very hard and buy their gfs chocolates and flowers just to end up getting cucked.
>>28274187
I like how wanting something better for yourself is chastiseable. nice meme, keep it up anon you're going places
DAAAAAAM
HE THIC
>>28273951
these nigger memes could very well be the pinnacle of irony
I don't understand the significance of the mii
>>28274535
You're obviously not a nigger
>see thread i don't like
>hide it
>>28273911
>post isn't getting a reply
>reply to it pretending to be someone else
>>28273911
Ha, I was just going through the catalog and hiding all the degenerate threads and the rest of the dumb shit.
My /r9k/ experience has improved massively since getting in the habit of doing this. Everyone should.
>>28274046
PROTIP: You can Shift-Click on an image in the catalog to hide its thread.Just in case anyone didn't know already.
25 POUNDS OF TORSO AND COCK
>>28273855
nice balls, faggot
>things robots and sextoys have in common
>>28273855
what do women even use this for? why use this if they can just fuck any chad they want?
HELLO I AM A VIRGIN DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY ME
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH ME I AM ALSO VERY LOW MAINTENANCE YOU ONLY HAVE TO FEED ME EVERY OTHER DAY
post pics of you, how much, where?
>>28273799
How much baby? I'll treat you reeeeal good
>>28274482
>>28274638
Fuck these losers I'll treat you like a prince. Give me a price, location, and preference in men and I'll be your dream come true.
>he thinks piracy is theft
>piracy
>theft
>Multi billion dollar company
>Puts message saying piracy is illegal
Fucking money whores
It's more like duplicating than theft. Nothing is being destroyed or taken.