I'm thinking of moving into a tent in the woods to get away from society. I'm not gonna go full survival mode though. I have a way of getting money, so I'm still going to go grocery shopping. But is there anything I need or should know?
You should read "Walden" by Henry David Thoreau
He does the whole:
>I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
Why would you do this? Cant you continue living in a house and ignore what ever it is that you dont like about society?
>>28281445
role-playing is fun, please go
>walk into kitchen
>mom and dad are sitting at the table
>"Anon, we need to have a serious talk"
>oh god
So what was the talk about?
Did you steal their pepe's?
Did they give you an ultimatum
Would you like to have a wife and children?
>>28281342
Being a single father seems better.
I can't explain why, but that picture makes me feel so sick and depressed inside. Actually, I think I probably could explain why.
>be /neet/
>be /ug/
>be /fet/
>tfw will never be able to start a family
>>28281342
Absolutely not. That sounds like a beautiful fairytale life but it's not for me. I've decided that i do not want companionship
> dress in ulzzang/kawaii fashion
> no one looks at me, not even once
> dress like a basic bitch
> more attention than I ever got in life
WHY DO MEN LIKE GIRLS WHO LOOK THE SAME
>>28281252
Simpler = better
real > fake
ya dig?
>>28281252
Because we know you were trying to seek attention when trying to be "different"
P.S: kill.yourself
>>28281271
b-but every girl who dresses like that has had 1000 dicks and wants a real man with a chiseled body to step to the plate and raise her kid. Why don't you all want ultra-fem or qt alt girls like you say you do?
any fellow disgusting disabled neets here? i was hoping we could have a thread to post about gross details relating to our illnesses etc here. pic semi-related, i have a bedsore on my ass and went to itch it and the blood and pus leaked all over my fucking hand in the dark, felt fucking good man. not nearly as bad as the pic though, this is after surgical draining and such. feel free to make this a general gross thread as well. i feel better knowing i'm not the only disgusting loser on here
>>28281167
How did you get your bedsore?
Sitting at the computer too much?
>>28281310
bedridden from my severe crohn's disease so not so much sitting as lying down but this made me laugh irl
>tfw disgusting human, but even more disgusting disease
>>28281167
How long did it take to develop. I'm scared.
British anon here. Why are American liberals so afraid of Trump? If they don't like his political views all they literally have to do is just not vote for him. It's like they don't realise that they live in a democracy.
>>28281096
Politics here are so partisan that our congress can barely function. It's not about policy, it's about someone from TEAM RED being in office when you're TEAM BLUE.
Telling people to vote for at the point, if something sounds like it would be obvious very quickly. Seriously take a step back and look at them objectively and tell me he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>28281096
He's getting alot of people voting for him who usually do not vote, so he's winning by tapping into a demographic that is wildly unpredictable and the other candidates have no idea how to counteract it.
You're finally a Wizard!
Wizardhood has awaken latent powers within you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
But with powers comes a shift in your alignment
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign
(first alignment listed is your alignment)
(or select 1 alignment and generate)
How will you use your newfound power?
>>28281040
>chaotic flamboyant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Ripping
I use my magic to fissure the ground and men's anuses
>>28281040
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Echo
>Chaotic Lazy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal
Incomprehensible Neutral
I guess I'd just make random women's clothes disappear on a whim, since I could and if anyone tried to stop me I'd strip them naked.
Left or right? Which one is better?
Both look really manly. Id rather take the syrup in the back.
>>28280921
right, left has an ugly pussy 100% certain
>>28280921
Right. Better facial shape despite the smaller breast size.
ITT: We write a Sitcom based on /r9k/ a la cancer TV sitcoms of today.
>Chad Thundercock
>Stacey
>Norman the Normie
>Chuck the Wagecuck
>Chuck has to rent out his childhood house to survive because he has no family left to NEET off of and autism bux don't pay for living expenses, neither does his shitty job
>this is the setup for how all the characters meet
>laugh...
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>an entire episode is Chuck trying to get shoes that aren't autistic while Chad and Norman mislead him for a prank
>>28280826
Do Chad, Stacey and Norman live in Chuck's house?
>>28280866
SHOULDN't EVERY POST WHEE YOU RESPOND TO SOMEONE BE ORIGINAL SINCE EVERYONE HAS NEW DIGITS?
There is a moment, immediately before life becomes no longer worth living, when the world appears to slow down and all its myriad details suddenly become brightly, achingly apparent.
For Alex, that moment came after exactly one week of pain, seven days of searing, tormenting agony that poured forth from his belly. Alex never liked his belly. Growing up he was always fat, surrounded by a family of bellowing, rotund Americans, who had a room in their house with wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling cabinets, all entirely filled with bags and boxes of various pre-processed semi-organic assemblages, which they used to stuff their faces at all hours of the day.
Alex had body image issues. He'd avoid mirrors because he couldn't bear to look at himself, his large bulbous cheeks obscuring his fine features. He avoided photos, covering his face or ducking out of the way when the click of the camera came, for the same reason: he didn't want to be confronted with the physical evidence of his disgusting nature, thought he could not go on living if he had to face the truth.
It wasn't until he got away from his family that he discovered his weight was not an immutable characteristic, like the fingerprints he often mused about burning off, like the dental records which had caused him so much adolescent anguish, like the DNA he'd heard so much about in school. He would take off his shirt and stare at his stomach in the full-length mirror. It was there, of course, hideous as ever, but also appreciably smaller. Its size, he realized, could change.
So Alex starved himself. Cut down from three meals a day to simply two and then to only one. And even that became superfluous most days. Alex simply wasn't hungry.
He watched his stomach dwindle, monitored his progress on the electronic readout of his at-home scale, charted the numbers on his computer, admired the plunging trendlines.
He was doing so well. He told all his friends. The secret to losing weight, he would explain, is simply not eating. You just get used to it after a while. He looked at the beggars outside his window and refrained from giving them change so that they too could experience this miracle. He changed the channel when the radio began speaking about starvation in Africa. "Starvation isn't so bad," he scoffed. "You get used to it after a while." He wondered whether the USDA thrifty food budget could be further reduced.
He stopped going out. His friends always wanted to meet him for meals, or for drinks, events in which Alex simply wasn't interested anymore. Before long, Alex's friends were no longer interested in him.
Alex started eating in cafes, ordering a small pastry, sitting in a comfortable chair, listening to the music play over the loudspeakers. Soon he stopped doing even that.
Alex read on the Internet about death. There was a theory, increasingly well supported, that eating is what killed you. They found that rats on extremely restricted diets, rats who ate very few calories, lived impressively long. They saw the same results with other animals, up to and including chimpanzees. They suspected, but could not prove, the same was true of humans. Every little bite of food was another step towards death.
Alex started eating again. His appetite grew as slowly as it had declined but within months he was back to eating three meals a day. Food suddenly gave him pleasure again. He savored the tastes on his tongue.
One night he and his friends decided to try a new restaurant. But when the food came, Alex couldn't eat it. He thought it smelled funny. He let it sit there, his plate lying on the table, his food seething, untouched.
The next night Alex couldn't sleep. He'd wake up, feeling searing pains in his stomach, as if the food winding its way through his gut had spikes and was tearing apart the walls of his intestine.
He suffered like this for days, rolling on the floor in agony, unable to resist eating but every bite he ate causing him unimaginable pain. And still, he could not stop.
Five days in, it seemed like the worst had passed. The pains came less frequently, the pains were less intense. He actually slept that night.
The day Alex killed himself, he was awoken by pains, worse than ever. He rolled back-and-forth in bed as the sun came up, the light streaming through the windows eliminating the chance for any further sleep. At 9, he was startled by a phone call. The pains...
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He went to a new cafe across the street, the one place he hadn't been to yet. Light streamed in through the huge picture windows, making the whole place seem bright and airy. So much light, in fact, that the outside seemed a glow, as if the cafe was suspended in the middle of a powerful white light. People held lowered, indistinct conversations. People on his left, people on his right, people behind him. But one conversation seemed to be coming from the ceiling. It might have been a trick of the acoustics. He looked up and saw two speakers staring back at him and listened...
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What you all doing today?
I ordered a PS4 and am waiting for it to be delivered.
Sounds like a packed agenda. Try not to exhaust yourself.
>>28280680
with that money you could have bought a god tier graphic card for your PC.
I am waiting for my Game of Thrones 5-book set to be delivered, it's supposed to be here tomorrow, I'm really excited for it :)
>the world is your oyster
>>28280409
I eat oysters.
>if you find a job you enjoy you'll never work a day in your life
>>28280519
>>the world is your oyster
What the fuck does this expression even mean?
>r9k is now ruined by all these tripfags
They should just not let you even trip here.
what is wrong with tripcodes my man
tripcodes make it easier to filter and ignore faggots
i wish op had a tripcode
>>28280623
This.
>>28280480
Learn to filter newfriend.
Hey anons let's play a game. Pick a woman, any woman.Now imagine whether she would be an alpha or beta if she were born male.
Alpha, alpha, beta, beta, beta.
>>28280456
>>28280509
sweet thread dude
>>28280456
I think she would be beta bordering on alpha
>tfw as you age, you will get less horny
>sex won't feel as exciting if you ever manage to finally have it
>girls won't feel your raging erection because you'll have trouble getting it up
>every single available girl will be trash that's gone through 3+ partners and couldn't form a stable relationship
What's the point anymore? I have even less free time these days and therefore even less of a chance to ever find any girl who'd show remote amount of interest in me. And yet, I hear about guys who are total losers but managed to get a girl who genuinely loves them to the point where she'd kill the guy if he appeared close to another girl. Girls that are comfortable getting a less attractive guy purely because he doesn't get much female attention...
>>28280431
You done fucked up by being a cynic. People tend to get the world/life they believe in.
>>28280444
Not even true. I tried so many times. I even got the fucking tinder and while I talked to many girls there, I only got 4 dates out of which none of the girls wanted to see me again.
Nice trips you have there though.
>>28280466
Well, that's a relief, sinceI'm a cynic