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You're finally a Wizard!
Wizardhood has awaken latent powers within you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
But with powers comes a shift in your alignment
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign
(first alignment listed is your alignment)
(or select 1 alignment and generate)
How will you use your newfound power?
>>28281040
>chaotic flamboyant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Ripping
I use my magic to fissure the ground and men's anuses
>>28281040
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Echo
>Chaotic Lazy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal
Incomprehensible Neutral
I guess I'd just make random women's clothes disappear on a whim, since I could and if anyone tried to stop me I'd strip them naked.
Holy kek I can't stop laughing at the OPs image. Where do all these Drs come from? Is Mr Pibb the wildcard?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Distortion?useskin=oasis
>Chaotic Violent
So I'm the Judeo-Christian God?
>>28281040
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cache
>Neutral Smug
go around a live a pretty fun life, absolutely and mercilessly shitting on anything that stands in my way or opposes me
maybe find a qt 3.14 by caching my autism then slowly releasing it later to just be myself again and start a nice family
sounds pretty god tier to me
>>28281290
G-d is Lawful Violent you ignorant goyim.
Ambivalent Evil
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation
basically I'd be a really indecisive kidnapper
Angry good
Energy Absorption
I guess I go around kicking everybody's ass by turning their power onto them
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation
>Chaotic Horny
It could not be more perfect.
The rest of my life is now dedicated to tentacle rape and living clothes.
>>28281358
Lawful Violent as long as he can change his laws in a chaotic manner whenever he wants and manage not to follow his own laws he put in place, right?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack
>Cuddly Evil
Go around using my hug that can't be blocked.
>>28281040
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation
That's rather neat and wouldn't draw too much attention if played right.
>Chaotic Hypochondriac
Nothing changes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object
Angsty Evil
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mimicry
>Passive Evil
This is amazing. I'm gonna fuck Chad's girlfriend and he will never find out. I'll use my powers to manipulate people so I can live a comfy life.
>Inconsistent Neutral
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion
Huh. Hmm.
>>28281040
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Infusion
>Chaotic Bored
Well setting shit on fire is moderately interesting, I guess.
Maybe I could make some wicked flaming cocktails, or use it for something cooking related like grilling.
Maybe I'll just watch the world burn.
>>28281208
All the reasons you would do that seem pretty comprehensible honestly
>>28281040
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Manipulative_Puppetry
>Annoying Good
so I can control my body like a puppet even when it can't move
I want a refund
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Loneliness_Embodiment
>Chaotic Depressed
fuck
>false good
>Absolute healing
>able to mend any type of physical, spiritual or emotional damage
I'd start by curing my mind
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication?useskin=oasis
>delusional good
Pseudoscience Manipulation
Neutral Incomprehensible
I don't think anything more needs to be said, I'd just fuck about with science-breaking science without really doing much. Sounds about right.
