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>tfw applied for a job
>tfw no response
>tfw op makes a thread
>tfw no responses
wow op can't you do anything right
Why are you applying for jobs
>>28288052
>tfw OP doesn't even get bumped
>tfw no one cares about OP, not even himself
What is pepe doing in this picture?
I always thought he was sticking the popcorn up his nose and exhaling
>>28288049
really enjoying that popcorn
>>28288049
Giving the popcorn a little blowy on his popcorn hair
Describe your first sexual experience
inb4 REEEEE etc.
>>28288039
IN THE YEAR 2030
REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oregano comment
>>28288039
My hand kept touching my peepee then it felt good.
Who is having a good day here?
>>28287904
i am, whats good about your day anon?
I'm having a good evening after being in panic mode all day
>>28287904
I'm having an okay day. I'd like to be more productive but I'll work on that later
>Be me, 24 years old
>Cashier at small grocery store
>Have cute grill coworker, 6/10 nerdy girl
>Great personality, seems to genuinely like me
>She's also being butt raped through Dark
Souls 3, hates bros, hinted at having kinks
>Flirt back and forth for a few months
>Few days ago, muster up courage to ask her on a date, she said yes
>awwwwyissss.png
>Arrive at her apartment that night, ready for date
>MFW she answers the door in problem glasses
>MFW she is wearing a Bernie 2016 shirt
>MFW she says she just needs to log out of Tumblr before leaving
>>28287820
Fuck, I guess I'm a newfag
>cute grill
>6/10
Are you stupid?
>>28287820
I genuinely would be instantly turned off. I wouldn't be rude and tell her to fuck off but after we finished that date I would not pursue her in a relationship mannor ever again.
yo yo what up r9k
Make a rap and stop looking at traps
hey it's me
the IRAQUI
gonna blow that wrap SEE
Yo what's up? You know that this is
Anonymous, man those are some great tits
Yo, okay
All my niggas with me
All my niggas with it
All my niggas balling
All my niggas athletic
All my niggas A1
All got street cred
All my niggas balling
All my niggas athletic
Pulled up in the phantom
Pulled off with a dancer
Got a pocket full of money
Kinda hard to keep my pants up
Nigga tryna run them bands up
Fuck a bitch with my hands up
Lil Que fucked the Xans up
Kinda hard to understand her
Duffle bags in the Escalade
Call the bitch there a bread truck
Got the bitch going retarded
Call uber for a spare truck
All these niggas never scared us
All these niggas never ran up
Bitch tryna put the head on me
Niggas tryna put the feds on me
Niggas tryna take meds on me
Everything for the players only
Niggas sunny like Arizona
Gunshots just for saying something
Spraying shit like aerosol
You a foul and that's a fair ball
Nigga can't reach the goal
Keep shooting that there air ball
http://fourtonfish.com/detective/play
This is a chat based game where you are either assigned the role of the Detective or the role of the Imposter. A third role, the Robot, is handled by a chat bot.
The Detective has to correctly identify the Impostor, whose goal is to convince the Detective they are speaking to the Robot.
bump motherfuckers
o R i G i N a L
>>28287599
K I'll bumpbut not play :^)
bump
WE NEED MORE PLAYERS
If you woke up and you were a girl what would you do?
>>28287591
Important question. How hot am I?
Suck dick for money
masturbate, play with my titties, then post my tits and pussy on here and taunt all the lonely betas
>be 10 years old
>hang out at a girls house (I don't remember how I was doing this, probably her invitation)
>went to same grade
>she didn't let me walk with her after school
>never talked to her during school hours
Can someone explain? Was she a shy gf or was I some Stacy's pawn to play dolls with?
>>28287458
You expect us to believe you are 10 yo?
>>28287503
Just answer the fucking question you mongoloid.
The 90's hat and "I don't remember" clauses should've delivered a message. Kids have a superb memory.
You were someone she didn't want to be seen with at school, but she didn't have anyone else to spend time with after so she settled for you
I wish I could die in my sleep, because I'm too much of a coward to actually commit suicide. I had an extremely pleasant and desirable dream a few nights ago: I wish I had died as I was having it.
>no friends, non-existent social life
>NEET (had a few shitty dead-end jobs here and there, recently got fired), still living with parents
>useless college degree
>ugly manlet
>health issues
>unable to get over an ex-bf that I met on /r9k/, filled with crushing regret that bothers me every day since he left
Just wondering, what is it that makes you afraid of commiting suicide?
>>28287379
Afraid of pain. I suppose it's just animal instinct. The mind wants to do it, but the body's reflexes react instantly and attempt to prevent further harm.
>>28287433
Why would you listen to your mind, when it only causes you pain and suffering?
>be a female
>be disgustingly overweight
>have 1/10 looks with a chin that could double as a punching bag
>post pic of obese self in dress
>thousands upon thousands people giving you praise
>thinks it's because she's 'beautiful'
This is why I will never have a gf. Majority of women are just too fucking insufferable to withstand. God I fucking hate roasties Jesus christ
>inb4 hur dur you just mad you don't get attention like dat hur dur
>>28287315
You just seem mad you don't get attention like that,
>>28287344
mhm yup you got me
>>28287315
She looks pretty good. Nice hair, nice makeup, nice dress and accessories. Remove the double chin and she's got nice features too. She'd be a stunner if she lost weight, it seems like you're upset fat people can look good.
> be me, in high school
> live in redneckland where everyone on Facebook in your area has a dead deer in their photo with a shotguns camo bullshit
> everyone keeps a close eye on me after I attempt suicide after grandma's death
> grandpa teaches me to take apart and put together a family heirloom: a Colt M1911 from the Vietnam War, apparently
> get so talented at it I time myself and try to beat my record
> video myself and put it on Facebook because I'm proud of myself
> go to school next day and get called into office
> "Anon, are you having trouble at home"?
> "No".
> Dickweed principle makes me take down video because it was "Frightening to your fellow classmates"
> get snarky and ask him why he doesn't do the same to all the rednecks in my school
> Apparently because it was okay to hunt
> everyone thinks I'm going to shoot up the school until I graduate because I'm good at taking apart a gun
Was it even legal for the school to force me to do that?
> MFW
Keep uploading fun videos, fuck those hillbilly fagotors they can't do shit.
Now just say "Hi" to people you walk past in the hall way. They will be nice to you out of fear. They won't want to make eye contact with you, so expect that.
No really though was that illegal?
>tfw can't speak anymore to my 8 years oneitis
i'm a failed punpun
all i wanted was an happy life
life's fucked up
>>28287255
>>28287441
what happened anon?
original comment for the robot
ive been wanting to read good night punpun for a long time but cant find a complete working torrent anywhere of the english translations
>TFW I don't have any friends anymore
>TFW not even popular online anymore
>TFW slowly descending into loneliness induced madness
What do?
>>28287243
now is the time to Find Yourself(TM)
>>28287243
Reminisce on the fun times you had prepare for the slow anal pounding life is about to give you
>>28287243
>never had real friends
>was never popular anywhere in a good sense
>KHHV, never had a gf
It's a pretty crushing feeling at times but then again you don't feel sad for something you never had.
>tfw no social recluse mental illness qt gf to take care of
>>28287237
So you basically want a cute girlfriend, but added mental illness and isolation because she'd be easier to get.
How original
My gf is a 7/10 qt 3.1415 and has skitzophrenia. Be jealous my man. I understand you, I prefer a girl to have a mental illness because it's cute.
>>28288526
AND I forgot to add it's a lot of fun taking care of her. I know kw it might be fucked up, but that's how I am.
