Hey robots, my past is catching up to me. When i was a normie 8yo my friends brother (he was 14 iirc) convinced me to jack him off. I did so. Now, many years later, hes brought it up at uni. Idk what to do ;_;
>>28292992
jack him off
>>28292992
Lol.
That would've been something you could've easily flipped on him.
Too late now!
I'm not going to tell you how to handle it, because you'll probably fuck my advice up and make things worse for yourself.
Worse? Reckon i could just say "Dude, stop fucking bullshitting" (see i said dude im normal) we havent spoke much, isnt too out of hand
There are so very many shitty options for entertainment these days.
>muh Orange is the New Black
>muh Star Wars
>Super Mario Maker
>Mystery Dinner theater
>Pizza Hut
Each of these has some good qualities, but most are shit.
That's why I've invested in the Xbox One. All the premium entertainment apps and quality gaming brought to you by Microsoft. All for the low low price of $549.00
Step...
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Heres a better form of entertainment
>>28292988
nice try guy, bet you posted that from your superior xboner didnt you?
oh wait consoles for niggers and you need a pc to get anything done
Or you can grab one of these for the same price and not be tethered to a shitty console.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA57X2WJ4710&cm_re=rog_g20-_-83-220-796-_-Product
Was my ex cute?
>>28292961
no you cuck
>>28292961
Almost, but not quite. She's jewish tho right?
>>28292961
yes. not bad friend
Im full of anger and anxiety and its making me restless and angrier. How do you guys cope. I feel like beating the shit out of someone. I might even search a MMA type gym or something and ask for a match seeing as randomly kicking someone's ass will put me in jail
>>28292941
Wow, this hits close to home. I really want to beat someone up, I'm constantly running scenarios in my head where I get in a fight with the first stranger i see. I found that this feeling comes when i'm the most anxious, because I can't stop worrying about something, and I just want it to stop. I've tried all kinds of distractions, but self-harm doesn't cut it anymore. I've broken my knuckles multiple times hitting random stuff, just to let this hit out. I don't know man, I'm...
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>>28293411
if you're human you can talk about it faggot
When im really pissed the dopamine flows when I imagine myself in the scene from fight club when edward norton is unloading on the guy.
This isn't actually a guy, right? There's no way someone this attractive has a penis, that's just not possible.
>>28292843
You'd be amazed what some plastic surgery and estrogen can do
>>28292843
>Dead, vacant eyes
>Chicklet teeth
>attentionwhore makeup.
I just feel mild revulsion. That's nowhere near the top-tier of beauty.
>LE TRAP MEME XD
kill yourself reddit.or
Help me come up with some good fake points for my CV. I've achieved practically nothing and I'm useless.
>known fag
>Hi, I'm-
Dropped
jesus christ LMAO did you actually open your resume with "Hi" ?
LOL
>Hi
Stopped right there, just like any employers.
Did you cry on your first day of kindergarten/school/whatever?
where are you now?
I'll start:
yes
/r9k/
>>28292728
Yeah. I actually sort of remember it.
I was scared of people trying to get close to me and I just screamed a lot and hid in a playhouse for like 10 minutes til I chilled out and stopped.
Guess I just needed a sec to adjust.
>>28292728
On the first day of school. I even have a picture to commemorate that day (no, I won't post it).
Nope. Actually I apparently integrated surprisingly quickly.
/r9k/
>Why don't you join glee club Anon! There's a place for everyone!
>This fucking happens
>https://youtu.be/ULW4D__dRsU
>>28292685
I feel bad for that guy. He probably mustered all his courage to join that dance. "Today," he said, "I will do something I have never done before! I will take a risk! It scares me but I will do it, I won't be the one who watches by the sidelines anymore!"
And he is still that creepy fat guy.
>>28292685
He's fat and awkward, but I'm pretty sure he's a coach or something.
>being that autistic
>he's probably a cuckposter that posts on r9k
Who /nightdrives/ here? Where do you go?
Me? Nowhere
>>28292671
Im a driver, i just drive
>>28292671
i tried driving once, cant do it because of huge anxiety attacks every time I see a car approaching
I drive through my old neighborhood and past my elementary, junior high, and high school. I live in the same city but moved west.
Ok guys so I'm great friends with this Cambodian kid. Well I was telling his dad about how I'm 28 years old and haven't been with a woman since college and I've never been able to make any connections with women. Well this Summer he's taking his son (my buddy) to Cambodia to get a bride and he's getting paid by their family 20k to marry her for a better life. Now my buddy is 29 and makes 75k a year and I make 112k a year. Now his dad was saying that he'd be able to get me a bride as well and I'd just have to pay him 25% of the amount that...
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jesus dude that sounds exhausting
your buddys dad sounds like he is trying to ruse the fuck out of you
so many red flags
just get a girl in the states, its really not hard, doing what you are proposing is WAY harder and will put you in a really shitty situation
you're a dumbass if you do it
>>28292660
Nobody?46
>>28292660
Id do it if Ibwere you. Western mating customs are fuxking tedious. Friend of bought a Cambodian bride from the cousin of my old boss. Never got found out. he's black though
Why haven't you bought yourself the used panties of a cute girl yet?
>>28292637
The fucks that yellow shit.
Don't tell me that didn't come out of her ass or urethra.
>>>>>>28292637
why buy things I can get for free
>>28292751
I think women's vaginas are super acidic or some shit so they constantly secrete some super secret woman juice
more research is required on this
Who /mental breakdown/ here?
Tonight, everything just hit me really hard. I started freaking out, clawing at my face and tearing out my hair, burst into tears, trashed my room, broke my custom built gaming computer and smashed my $3000 guitar to pieces.
Right now I am posting on my phone and drinking Guinness beer to try and calm down, but I can't stop crying and my heart feels like it is "twitching". It won't stop twitching.
I don't know anon. I'm not sure if things can ever get better but I know they can be worse. You won't find answers here.
Everyone here is already damaged and too cynical to actually help. Just sit back and enjoy the rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZhBParVjo
>gayman compuder
>ima be a rockstar mommy guitar
You did yourself a favor actually
I feel the samr tonight
I dont have anything nothing just sitting alone hating myself and feeling worse than ever, that heart twitching feel is killing me
Who /givenupongettingagaybf/ here?
>>28292491
he's right here bby
This thread is a ploy to acquire a gay boyfriend.
>>28292593
Wow, you saw right through his tricks.
>>28292491
Why not a straight bf?
Why has cuckolding become so popular?
It hasnt
>>28292487
its not you memeloving nigger
It's not, you lonely little fuck.
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>>28292436
I don't get the filipina meme.
They all have repulsive monkey faces and their bodies are not attractive either.
If you're into that, why not pick an Austro-Asiatic girl instead, like a Thai?
>>28292503
Thai are the niggers of the oriental world.
>>28293171
What about Vietnam?