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Is 20 still considered young? I wanted my teenage years and never made friends or went out due to my anxieties and low self esteem because of my weight, I'm 19 now and have been making great progress losing this weight, I'll just turn 20 by the time it's gone, and I'll be starting college, I'm just wondering if 20 is considered old nowadays, did I waste the best years of my life?
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There is literally no benefit to this kind of worrying, so stop.
To give you some answer to your question: No.
Start reading interesting books btw.
>>28293688
Lol. No.
It's good you are worrying now though. You really do have to improve, motivate, and direct yourself starting around 20.
It's pretty much too late when you are 28+.
>>28293750
>>28293772
Thanks for the replies, they're very reassuring. I'm just pissed at myself for not doing something earlier, I never realised how easy losing weigh actually is, I wasted all the first time getting drunk, parties and all that.
KHV's, a magical genie comes to you and offers you the qt 3.14 gf of your dreams to love and cherish for the rest of your life. She's literally everything you ever wanted in a girl. The catch? Once every month, for as long as you two are together, you have to watch her get mercilessly facefucked by Chad. She does not have any feelings for Chad and is otherwise perfectly loyal to you. She only submits to the rough, sloppy facefucking due to the genie's spell... If you reject the genie's offer, then he will curse you to die alone. What do you choose?
Facefucked? No problem, as long as he stays out of my pussy desu.
Does she forget her actions during this time due to the spell? If I suck off Chad with her would she remember? That would be a bonus desu.
I exorcise him for being an evil genie
The cuck meme was funny for a bit, even meaningful when people applied it to actual cucking, like letting refugees destroy your country, or wearing fag nu-male clothing. But it seems like recently it's become some sort of unhealthy pathological obsession for some people. Please go away bad memer
ITT: embarrassing shit you did online
>posted my dick on /mu/ in exchange for a what.cd invite
>>28293563
>be me
>2006/7 ish
>on go gaia
>new item
>Alruna's Rose
>really want
>not enough gaia gold
>girl is on friendslist
>offers tog et it for me
>have to e-date her
i do
for 4 months
all for a virtual item
>>28293651
Damn, I miss gaia so much
Thanks for the feels anon ;_;
>>28293563
did you get the invite?
anyway it doesn't sound that bad, so many people post their dicks online like anyone gives a fuck what their thoroughly average, uninteresting cock looks like
if it's anonymous then who gives a shit?
Daily reminder that this board isnt for women or normies. That includes cyborgs. You normie and fail-normieshits have the whole internet and all we have is this board. Kindly fuck off
>>28293561
MAKE ME BITCHTITS
>>28293561
Fembot here, fuck you cuck I'm staying.
>>28293561
stfu, newfag. You and your pepes are cancer.
Is it weird that I like a guy who is almost 2 years younger than me?
He just turned 18 and I turn 20 in September.
Yes.
It will always be weird to be a faggot. Now go away.
>legal
Who cares?
>>28293592
No but I am a girl
Describe her in less than two words robots.
>>28293467
silky tart
anime gir
bare bosom
"Oh golly gee Anon! I know we've been waiting in this line for 45 minutes but my boyfriend chad just got here as we got to the front, but you won't mind if he cuts you here right ;)"
Is there anyway to stop this from fucking happening?
>>28293466
I let people cut behind me all the time in lines to get my /devilish/ numbers up
>>28293466
you tell them no. wow that was hard
>>28293507
>>28293540
Both acceptable solutions. Or you can just start shooting.
>he only showers once a day
I haven't showered in 2 weeks, I don't think anyone has noticed yet though
I have severe depression and wanna kill myself everyday.
>>28293285
I'll golden shower you bitch!
>tell boyfriend I'm colorblind
>he keeps showing me objects and asking me what color it is
>tell bf i'm partially deaf
>he keeps sneaking up and scaring me
>>28293270
>>28293304
uh
OK
is that it?
>>28293338
>tell bf i'm anosmic
>he keeps calling me stinky and asking me to smell things
Who here likes 2D over 3D?
A robot isn't a robot if he has nothing but rejection from 3D and no 2D in his life.
>>28293209
Literally 2d master race
fuck the 3 dimensional pigs
>>28293209
3D girls are inferior like 90% of the time
I do. I only fap to 2D. 3D does nothing to my penis.
However this does nothing to assuage my loneliness anymore; I need a boyfriend but that's impossible.
How would you commit to the beta uprising? Try to top cho? Or go with style like this kid with the sword who killed 2 people?
Bomb the sluttiest sorority house during peak hours. No idea how I'd do that, but my goal would be to take out the right people for once.
What's the point of a beta uprising?
If you are betas it makes no sense for your genes to be passed on.
How would a beta uprising accomplish you getting sex? You can only get a chick by raping her lol
>>28293200
futile mission for sluts will continue to multiply
Hey anon, it's only the 4 of us & were horny. Pull down your pants bro
"Okay but no homo right?"
>>28294216
CAUSE ITS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
Suck my cock this instant chads!
>>28293102
Eww no i hate that whole "all American" look.
Post songs that give you comfy, depressing, eerie, lonelyness, voidness, cheer you up, despair, hope, etc.. feels
I'll start with a song from another thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AwyQjgAM-0
Something from my own language, guaranteed feels
https://youtu.be/P94DHoHmumQ
>>28293047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1udeb2svXg
>reality is not for me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDBORZZmhbA
This song always reminds me of the void my life is.
What is the edgiest thing you've done?
>>28293015
I used to torture my cat
>>28293015
Assaulted my mom.
stole my friend's credit card # and bought loads of shit
wasted hundreds of $ on worthles crap
>tfw LITERALLY haven't jerked off in two days
>op no spanky
>haven't masturbated in a week
What's the big deal, OP?
>>28293014
>tfw LITERALLY haven't jerked off in 6 hours
