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>ugly as sin as a kid, got bullied, girls played jokes on me, "ewwww no" etc
>become a shut in NEET
>barely eat, exercise lightly
>looks develops during these years of isolation
>become good looking, girls talk to me, give me contact info, crush on me, straight up tell me they would fuck me
>I don't want anything to do with them, not out of bitterness, i just don't care any more
>a gf will not solve any of my issues nor give me an ego boost
>/r9k/ tells me I can't be a robot
>still a hhkv in his 20's
It doesn't matter if I have chances when it means jack fucking shit and only the trashy sluts approach me.
>>28296553
To be a robot you must experience the soul crushing despair of being genetically inferior at all times
>brags on /r9k/
Here's (You)'re pity.
>>28296553
We can all relax in hell. I hear it's pretty warm this time of summer.
Care to put this mask on for me friend?
A witch makes you switch bodies with Taylor Swift to punish you for your internet misogyny. How do you react? You'll be forced to spend the rest of your life pleasing your fans and acting cute and feminine on stage.
>>28296465
ewww I don't want to be an old hag for the rest of my life
switch me with a cute idol
>>28296465
wat
that's kind of a fucked up deal i'd at least find my original body and try to break the curse or just retire and be a big dyke
I would fake my own death and then disfigure myself so no one would know who I was
Hey /r9k/ r8 my new oc
>>28296383
op are you a girl?
check out these dopple ganging digits
I don't understand. What effect do lasers have on chests? Is it hurting wojak?
>>28296383
I like it, especially because of "Suns out guns out", hate that phrase
I hate my roommate
I move out on thursday and I'm thinking of telling his girlfriend that he's cheating on her (yes he actually is). I'll be moved out by then and on my way back to my hometown where I'll never see this guy again.
should I do it?
>LOL WE ARE LEGION!!!
>MUH PERSONAL ARMY XDDDD
>>28296242
Do it, this faggot deserves nothing but pain for his dishonesty.
>>28296242
do it
you wont talk to him again, there are no downsides
Explain how the last 3 years of your life have been?
>2013--emotionally broken after breaking up with first gf and a complete mistreated wagecuck
>2014--alcoholism flares and only see a few women, one of them being a goth fembot who later calls me a faggot
>2015--best year and worst aswell because start out by sleeping with chick with big ass and 2 other chicks after that. Date a 9/10 girl but she stops seeing me and then meet oneitis. Fuck it up after she stood me up so I got vodka pill drunk and call her a whore
>2016--start out year by sleeping with fat chick on top of a bed with her dirty laundry after and until now there's just been nothingness and dread
>2013 - stop taking my antidepressants and get my first gf; it doesn't last long but whatever. Gain some confidence and come out of my shell. Also start Uni that year and have a blast.
(that year was a turning point in my life)
>2014 - Hang out with this other girl I meet at school and we eventually become fuckbuddies for a while. That summer start working at a job I actually like.
> 2015 - pretty shit. nothing much happened. drop out of uni and continue to work.
> 2016 - Still working but feel much better about dropping out. Start hanging out with coworker friends and having fun. I hope the rest of the year is good
Why sum up years of your life completely based on women?
2013- several years into a relationship, in school for music. A few friends, but nobody close aside from gf.
2014- break up with gf, decide to get serious about my life. Spend most of the year practicing, working on self improvement.
2015- lost the few friends I had, but now gigging with bands regularly. Lost 20 lbs, got a cool job where I travel all over the eastern U.S.
2016- still single. Haven't even touched a woman since my breakup, but I've come a long way, still no close friends, but work is sending me all over the country, about to graduate, and I was asked to teach bass at a college next year.
>Why sum up years of your life completely based on women?
WDYTYA?
Half the worlds population bleeds out of their crotch for three days every month and we all act like its completely normal.
This is like demon shit senpai. They even act like demons when its going down. And we all act like its normal to the point where there's even a whole motherfucking multi-billion dollar industry dedicated to the three days from hell. How we know they all ain't demons bruh?
Hmmm, i think you're on to something. Didnt G-d curse Eve?
>>28296127
yeah didn't she conspire with motherfucking satan and got us kicked out of the garden of Eden?
>>28296063
A lot of women (the majority in 1st world countries) do not have periods every month due to the effects of birth control.
On the other hand, some women have periods every month that last a lot longer than 3 days. For some women it can be up to 2 weeks. Some women (usually with an extenuating health issue) are menstruating more often than they are not.
The long-term effects of either one of these situations can play a huge role in a woman's life. It transforms her body and mind. Her identity is heavily influenced by the decisions related to it. But...it's all part of being a woman.
>put spray oral nicotine on your dick
>get significant other or whomever to give you BJ
>they slowly become addicted to giving you BJ's
Why wouldnt' this work
what is that position called?
>>28296057
the filthy frank
>>28296043
nicotine patches when she sleeps, so she doesn't feel normal unless she sleeps with you
So I went to the hospital the other day and didn't get to tell any of y'all because I was banned for posting tinder profiles/convos even though everyone else does it
I'm real fugged up on dis hospital sheit
I'm gonna keep bumping this til someone talks to me
What are you in the hospital for?
Would you date a former pornstar?
>>28295993
>walk with her in public
>literally every dude stares at her and tries to remember where they've seen her
yeah no, that'd be embarrassing as fuck.
No, virgins only. Pornstars are trash, so why would I want it half decomposed.
I'm not a cuck so no.
Hello friendships can we talk? How was day?
>>28295904
Thats a good ass
>>28295904
Thats a dudes ass faggot
>>28296445
I'm sorry where talking to me?
What would be a dealbreaker for you when you're getting to know a guy, Fembots?
>>28295887
Basically think about everything men usually do, and that. That's it.
>when they dont complain about Dota 2 all day on anonymous image boards
a total dealbreaker for me
If he tells me he's liberal or a feminist. Nothing kills my mood faster than that. That usually means he's probably a sensitive baby that thinks we have to be equal on everything and probably asks permission to even hold my hand.
I grew up in the south around conservative manly men. They treated ladies like ladies and were confident about having a pair of nuts. Whenever I see these sensitive feminine men I want to puke.
This goes back to the liberal thing but if he's anti-gun then he might as well be a woman to be. I love guns, I love hunting. If you hate both of those things you might well cut your small dick off.
So given the scenario that you are one day married, you and your wife want to have a child together. However it turns out you are sterile, the only way to have a child is adoption or the sperm from another man. Would you be considered a cuck if your wife got a sperm donation?
i will not have a wife, and i wouldnt bring children into a warzone
>given the scenario that you are one day married
stopped reading
Of course you are. What kimd of degenerate is going to fuch his wife with another dudes cum up in her.
>tfw currently in the process of fucking my life up
>>28295863
Share the details, senpai.
>>28295963
just typical robot shit desu
I'm a college student who is failing my classes because I don't go and I don't turn in assignments
I have no friends because I don't talk to people and don't make attempts to make friends
Pretty much all I do is browse 4chan and hope somehow I become successful one day
>>28295863
being in control of your life is a meme. its a necessary one for human ideals but its a fucking meme
let go and see what life has in store for you, because you damn well can't choose it.
>one chance at living a happy life
>be born male instead
Man its hard to salvage anything after botching that first coin toss. Just a couple of more pissers and next thing you know you're a 26 year old virgin posting on anonymous imageboards for 10+ hours a day.
>you're a 26 year old virgin posting on anonymous imageboards for 10+ hours a day
this is literally me
>be born male instead
life is only bad as a male if you're below 5'8
>still believing in the bullshit gender dichotomy in 2016
http://facebook.us/refinery29/videos/10154096117412922
How do I bring up to my best friend that he needs to shower and shave everyday? It's worse than most people because he's obese.
>>28295835
I understand shower but why shave? That shouldn't really have any effect on you.
Just be blunt and honest. Make your intentions known first though, so something like...
"I'm just looking out for you here, I don't mean to offend you but dude you smell bad. You really need to shower more often. Shaving would also make you look a lot better."
>>28295835
>tell men they need to shave their faces because it looks better/cleaner
>still keep hair on top of head
???
