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when this nightmare is going to end?
what do you mean? am i the last robot standing?
>>28300943
That feel my bro. Well happy birthday anyway maybe it will all be better.
Fuck who am I kidding it gets worse but know you aren't the only one suffering.
We all suffering man, we all suffering
>>28300960
nah, no big deal just my fucking birthday
>>28300989
but do we all suffer the same?
i got a feeling that some you would even belive in things that i feel
How can I ever get a girl in life?
>>28300935
lose weight. looks like you have a gunt and have to hold it back to see your dick
>>28300967
Currently have lost weight but it's still really small even pushing back on the pubis.
>>28300967
Obviously I have to lose more still to see more of my penis but even pushing back as far as I can it's small.
Go on. Your free now
>>28300920
Your grammar sucks
>>28300920
Not yet. Not yet by a long shot...
I MAY JUST BREAK SOMETHING TONIGHT
Why are /pol/cucks the biggest cancer on Hiroyuki Nishimura's 4chan?
>>28300869here is your payment, good sir
>>28300869
you seem obsessed with /pol/
I think freud was right about a lot of things.
Like how robots complain about chad all the time, until they finally admit they want to go gay for him.
/pol/ memes can't be stolen and defiled by Reddit/9FAG. Merchant will never go the way of Pepe.
This is /pol/s saving grace.
>ITT Describe yourself with three mythical creatures
>enenra
>kappa
>djinn
>Dragon holding scales of justice
>>28300820
>Fairy
>Pixie
>Slyph
boy that was easy
>>28301006
U a fagget bro?
Why aren't all robots learning to lucid dream? It seems like the ultimate solution, no matter how hard or shitty life gets you can always go to your dream world where you are a god.
I'm still a beginner and haven't experienced one yet, but I've kept a journal for a few months and can basically recall at least one dream every night. Very recently I've decided to start practicing WILD, hopefully it turns out well. Not really a fan of reality checks because they're a pain in the ass and don't work well for me.
Any tips? Thoughts? Experiences? pls share
i never learned it at all. it comes naturally to me.
>Desu Senpai Kek
As someone who has had very vivid dreams for their whole life I've decided that I don't want to control them because I'm afraid they will become less interesting.
fasting. if you dont eat all day only water..
>Desu Senpai Kek
you will not post
>uncalled for catchphrases
>macro image replies
what did he mean by this
>>28300806
it means that you should post more loli
>>28300995
wtf anon that's breaking the rules and i never posted any loli to begin with. it's just an anime girl tasting cake batter.
>>28301046
she looks pretty young man
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CONVINCE ME YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN IN DISGUISE
>>28300803
I JUST JERKED MY LITTLE DICK TO DAKOTA SKYS, please anon kill me.
>>28300803
Uuuuuuuhhhh I have a benis
I've beaten multiple Zelda and Mario games, as well as every game in the Souls series, and my penis is 7"x5"
>it's one of those 'anon fucked up his important assignment by not reading the grading rubric properly' days
>have gone to class four(4) times, each time for the purpose of taking an exam or turning in an essay
>go to last day to take final exam
>no one is there
>turns out it's a take home exam, due two days prior
>get a 0% F on the exam
>still get a passing grade
the education system is a joke and im lazy and stupid
>>28300829
Holy shit anon what country do you go to where the eeducation system is that easy.
>>28300945
im from america of course
>making eye contact
>gf makes eye contact while giving bj
>>28300941
>gf makes eye contact while giving bj
actually it's kinda hot if she got the vibe, feeling powerless and ashamed can be a major turn on too
>>28301570
when its Riley Reid how can it not
kek. r9k in a nutshell.
Daily reminder A christian life is the best life.
Nutshell
great song, just listened to and played it on my guitar today.
>Desu Senpai Kek
political discourse on r9k in a nutshell
what's like to have a little sister you play video games wirh
what multiplayer games are actually fun?
>>28300764
mmo
mario party and smash
>>28300764
soul caliber if she brings her friends
>Can be the buffest guy in the world but your dick will never get bigger
It's so tiny.
>>28300612
How many inches is it? You have to press the ruler against your pubic bone so it might be longer than you think. A study online said that 6.2 inches is the most desired length by women so you don't have to be huge
>>28300631
Like 4 maybe 5 no real girth
>will never lift my way to a happy life
if only happiness could be reached with progressive overload
>>28300582
tried it already
drugs are a hell of a drug my friend
they will relapse
>>28300582
Nurturing by having lots of protein in sperm?
>>28300582
>I read emergence and now I want to find a crack whore of my very own
just stop
>>28300620
I fall for "knight in shining armor" fantasies. Taking advantage of a druggie is a vile sin. My only reward would be to make her smile.
>>28300601
i'm realistic. I have known many people with many problems. My entire family are alcoholics. Slowly got them clean over the years.
Know others who are into meth and heroin. Seem like nice people but they keep relapsing.
>>28300624
I have no clue what emergence is.
Fembot here. lf you want a gf so badly, why not date a girI from /r9k/?
>>28300500
I'd date you, but I'd rather check those dubs.
Why are there 40 of these fucking threads?
>>28300530
Fresh tasty new meme bud, straight outta reddit.
