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I kinda want to fap but my dick just won't get hard no matter what I look or watch. What do?
>>28305783
prepare your funeral
>>28305783
Do nothing. Your mind is growing up and your desire to fap is nothing more than a reflex. Your fapping days are numbered.
>>28305783
low alch yourself.
If any girl has ever expressed any interest in you, you are not a true robot.
They only express interest as per the usual normie shit test.
"Why are you so quiet, anon?"
A : If I wanted to talk, I'd say something.
"Do you have a girlfriend, anon?"
A: No.
List goes on. Dismiss any interest in you from anyone, regardless of gender.
Having girls show interest in me is great because I can pick one and go out with them for a little bit and make them think that I actually love them and would do anything for them just to break up with them for no reason
I don't even try to fuck them or anything
I just tell them some lovey dovey shit occasionally then get rid of them because it makes me happy knowing I just shit all over someone just like how everyone else shits all over me
>>28306707
>tfw I did this until I got attached to one of my targets and they broke my heart
What are your hopes for the afterlife, robots?
Pre-emptive bliggity bloxy blox
>>28305714
I'd like to think that it goes back to "Sandbox mode" and this life was just "Story mode" which I accidentally selected last time
I wish I could just live inside of the world I imagined for myself in my writing.
>>28305714
Meet God, understand how the universe works. Even if my memory gets wiped, at least for a moment I have some clarity and understanding it would be nice.
>tfw you realize you're literally perfect
>>28305622
you're not perfect.
>>28305622
I know this feel la
>>28305853
>imperfect pleb detected
Considering that he started a mass-movement and wrote what will no doubt come to be seen as a seminal work of 21st century literature, is based Elliot now too alpha for this place?
The guy in post picture is a creep and used to have a fucked up instagram, use to comment on my pics like a creep. Can give insta if needed
>started a mass-movement
elaborate
>>28305859
The guys who idolise him have a lot of mass, volume too
>tfw you want to buy a MAGA hat but you're afraid of wearing it in public due to leftist cultural hegemony
>>28305556
yea fear will cuck you out of a lot of things in life. such is your nature.
>>28305571
I don't want people to get in my face. It's not worth it. I support the guy and will vote for him, but I don't need shithead millenials trying to lecture me or call me names
>>28305556
One 5 away from quads
Don't buy that hat . If you are small in size or generally look weak do not buy that hat . Not only would lefties attack you verbally , some blacks may chimp out seeing wear that hat
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Fucking Australians mang
>>28305495
>>>/s4s/
>>>/Reddit/
>>28305536
It's /int/ trash.
Far worse than those places
I need a non fast food Job. I messed up an interview by rescheduling it because I'm an idiot and now my mom is beyond pissed. I need a job for the summer.
How do I get a job and fast?
>>28305486
pls help robots bloxxx
If you think anyone here knows how to get/hold a job let alone owns a pair of working shooes, you are in the wrong forum sir.
>>28305990
It's not our fault shoes shopping is fucking awful.
Has anyone here done chin implant? Thought about doing it? Post stories
Might do it myself in the future, but the money is insane, the improvement looks to be pretty significant, and i actually believe i can go from a 4/10 to like a 6.5/10 or something, I know about genetics with children and shit, but there's a chance my partner would help my children get non fucked up chins, and if they do they might either not care as much as i did or they'll have to fix it themselves later in their future. Or i just don't have children, who knows
Have you tried growing a goatee to hide your chin?
Just grow a beard, unless you have a George Lucas chin.
I did a nose job. But cutting something off is different than putting some plastic under your skin.
How much does on cost, anyway? 10'000 bucks?
I don't have any beard growth either... so i can't hide it
How many hours a day do you browse 4chan, roboto-kun?
All day evry day.
Depends whether I feel like playing vidya or not. Mostly 6 hours everyday
>>28305374
Not sure, I check threads I have open and browse from interesting threads for a few minutes in between anime episodes and I pretty much do that all day. Sometimes I browse for hours straight, but that usually only happen if I get too fucked up and anime starts feeling too incoherent for me to be able to follow along.
>be me
>5'8, skinny,
>live in londonistan
>get hungry, decide to get a kebab
>arrive at venue
>"what would you like?"
>"large ch-chicken doner please... with rice"
>he passes on the order
>"one large chicken doner.... with rice"
>whatever
>I don't own a wallet, so i brought 6 pounds in coins
>large chicken doner is 6 pounds
>as roach is making my food, i begin to get worried
>oh shit
>what if i didn't count my money properly
>what if i don't have 6 pounds on me
>panicked, i reach into my pockets and immediately pull out all the money i can find
>drop two 1 pound coins on the ground
>some trashy nigger girls from the local shit-tier college laugh
>whatever, why should i care what they think
>they're barely even human
>i pick up my money and count a total of 7 pounds
>relief.exe
>"do you want any sauce?"
>i do love garlic sauce, but
>"n-no, thank you"
>guess no garlic sauce today
>meal usually comes with roach bread and a salad
>i do love my salad, but he doesn't seem to be getting it for me
>too beta to say anything, guess no salad today
>freshly made roach bread is getting cut up behind him
>surely it's for me
>he doesn't even turn around, guess no bread for me
>"that'll be 7 pounds"
>meal is 6 pounds, but too beta to say anything
>smile as i hand him the money
>roach smiles back
>"thank you"
>"i stutter something
>"uh ye-uh thank you"
>i turn to leave the venue
>push the door to open it, but of course, as the massive sign indicates, i have to pull
>i leave embarrassed
That was the last time I ate there.
How was the food? Please tell us.
Maybe the girls were not laughing at you.
Also no one's going to beat you up for not having a pound. just be brave and say you forgot to bring more cash.
When I order food, I always make sure say every ingredient I want at a kebab shop. If they don't give me the food I wanted at least I can say it's not right and get a new one.
>>28305284
>go to mcdolans
>order burger
>it's dry and tastless
>don't complain
Advice for a balding, friendless, ugly, skinnyfat, mentally ill, perverted, anxious, creepy, depressed, alcoholic 20 year old?
>>28305259
Kill yourself, it doesn't get better
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>>28305259
wig, friendfinder, plastic surgery, lift, professional help, spirituality, mediation, social interaction, sunshine, positive constructive distractions and self discipline.
>>28305259
>balding
It's funny how this shit is the smallest of your problems yet it's the only one you'll never be able to fix
HELLO I AM A ROBOT AND I CAN ANSWER ANY YES/NO QUESTION.
ASK ME ANYTHING AT ALL!
Will I ever be skinny again?
NO YOU CANNOT *BEEP BOOP*
>>28305219
Same question anon asked. Will I ever be skinny again?
Who /panic attack/ here?
Jesus fuck what did I do to deserve this. I get them once every few weeks on average.
Nothing I've tried helps.
Breathing techniques, weed, alcohol, sleep. It still lasts for hours on end.
>>28305187
try meditating. discover the inner workings of your mind.
>>28305187
maybe stop smoking weed and drinking alcohol
the two things that can easily trigger a panic attack
are you dense?
>>28305249
Are you?
I tried smoking weed/drinking once the panic attack already started
Who /Hirsuties coronae glandis/ here?
Do you have papules on your dick? Are you ashamed of them? Are you planning to get them removed?
ITT: bumps on your dick
>>28305181
looks like the dicks in my chinese pornography comics
>>28305181
Are you dying?
>>28305181
Kind of hot t b h
bIoz
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