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Why the fuck do you still not have a gf?
There are more women than men because they live longer so unless you're going to date an 80 year old, it doesn't matter that there are more women than men
Because I am Indian.
>>28311839
this
the ratio is like 5 females to 1 male for males and females over 65 and goes up to 10 to 1 for over 85
I added a job on Facebook but it doesn't show up on Tinder. How do I add a job to my Tinder?
Do you guys pimp out your Facebook/Instagram or will a throwaway be good enough to get conversations going?
Do you guys have to message first when you have a picture of Chad?
Original bump I need help
>>28311764
I hope you're not catfishing. Surely there are better things you can do with your time
>>28312342
I'm not meeting the girls irl or anything. Just want some dank conversations.
why haven't you eaten some tasty girlbutt today, anon?
I don't get these posts, the kind that says something along the lines of 'why don't you get a gf, why don't you get an azn girl, pussy etc.'
Want to know why?
Because this board is full of depressed socially awkward cunts who are more likely than not autustic manlets. Why don't you get a gf?
BECAUSE WE FUCKING CANT
>>28311585
you're not wrong. I haven't had a gf in 4 years and I just really wanted to chat with my fellow bros who love ass eating
>>28311551
I will eat girlbutt tomorrow when my wife gets back from her boyfriend's house
>first day working in a server house
>wind turbines break down
>no choice but to manually crank to keep the bandwidth open
>forced to power the entire southeast's internet with my right arm
>get tired, start cranking slower
>people's internet can't get through and their uploads get redirected to the company fax machine
>fax machine prints everything that comes through
>IM messages, Reddit posts, and Wikipedia edits get printed out
>office gets flooded with papers
>before my shift end my boss makes me go through each paper and retype it and resubmit it
>tells me not to come back the next day
Just die in my sleep already.
>boss walks in on me touching the firewall girl
>starts spanking me and telling me that she cost a lot of money
>plugs a cable into my butt and puts me of firewall duty
the people at my work are so gross
>>28311633
>on firewall duty
>redirect the uploads into a garden hose with the mouth of the hose inserted into the end
>uploads get cycled through the hose endlessly
>go get a McDonald's ice cream cone
>come back 30 minutes later, open up the hose and let the uploads go through the bandwidth
>realize I forgot to check for viruses
>quickly call the guys in the basement and tell them to block all incoming uploads
>they tell me they already went through
>entire network could be infected now
>we have to do a rollback
>every website with its server based on the East Coast gets reset back to 1997
>get flooded with angry calls and emails
>redirect the emails to the company fax machine
>every email gets printed out
>office is flooded with papers
>forced to take them home in a folder and write handwritten apologies to each customer
>come back the next day
>realize I didn't finish my McDonald's ice cream cone
>I left it on my desk and now the keyboard is all sticky
>boss is angrily slamming on the keyboard trying to stop a nuclear launch sequence
>mfw I fucked up
>>28311777
Jesus fuck anon this was amazing to read
The fastest threads on /r9k/ are the ones people complain about the most (bait generally, especially racebait and fembot feels). Nearly identical threads are reposted everyday and people here continually reply to them. Reporting can help, but moderation here is almost nonexistent. You can do two things to meaningfully benefit /r9k/:
First, most importantly, browse the back of the catalog and save good threads. If something is on page 8 or later it's probably going to die, especially if it doesn't have many replies. If you see a thread where people are posting greentext stories, or where the OP is interesting, or where any particular effort was exerted in creating it, bump it when it's at the back of the catalog. You don't have to write something interesting or important, even just mashing on your keyboard to generate nonsense and then deleting your post after you make it will help a lot. Do not be shy, bump good threads.
Second, stop going into bad threads. Just filter them. The dumbest thing you can do is post a roulette in a thread you don't like to spam it, as they keep the threads on autobump and the spam can easily be hidden just by hiding the roulette. If you're reading this post you haven't filtered OPs with the word "fembot", and you should. Even if you sage, contributing to flame wars encourages other people to post, and they probably aren't saging. If you don't like a thread don't enter it to bitch about it, ignore it.
>man what's with all these shitty threads?
>I know, I'll make a shitty thread complaining about shitty threads
Meta shitty threads are still shitty threads.
>>28311442
I agree but stuff like >>28308943 completely disgusts me, especially when it's somewhat rare for a good thread to crack fifty replies. If a handful of people spend a little bit of time at the back of the catalog /r9k/ will improve substantially.
I'm not going to phonepost to pretend I didn't bump my thread here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3571175/High-School-football-player-19-arrested-exposing-team-s-yearbook-photo.html
>>28311366
>Osborn now faces 69 counts of indecent exposure
>69
kek
>>28311366
Did all 69 even see his junk? Considering how no-one noticed, it doesn't seem like indecent exposure to me.
The school totally distributed pornography to people, possibly minors, and they should be given punishment for that
>Tfw I actually know this Chad.
Went to same school.
Oh dog. I bought a bunch of ice cream sandwiches this afternoon. A pack of six. I've eaten them all now. What done?
>>28311311
How were the ice cream sandwiches, OP?
>>28311421
Weird. Didn't really feel like ice cream.
>>28311311
you a mother fucker, I want some of those tasty bitches now
I want to start a new hobby.
Is 40k Warhammer a good hobby?
I really like the memes of it.
>>28311269
Same, it looks good from memes but haven't gotten into it, bump
expensive as dicks, but fun
>>28311269
Play the games first, the original Dan of War plus expansions. Also browse the Lexicanum, it's a lot of fun by itself.
Friendly reminder that if you would turn down a date, you aren't a robot.
That means no saying no because s/he's
>a Stacy/Chad
>not a virgin
>fat
>boney
>ugly
>annoying
>a tumblr user
Robots are the lowest tier, we refuse no one.
>>28311265
fat "women" aren't people.
>>28311265
>being able to talk to a women
>being interested in dating
disgusting
>>28311265
>thumbnail
Pic represents my feelings on the matter
>tfw winter is finally here
>can wear clothes that hide my skinny frail body
>realized I look pretty good on winter clothes so decided to buy a boot and leave the autism shoes
good times comes with winter bros
>>28311190
>no snow in western cuckstralia
>Southern hemisphere """""""""""""""""winter"""""""""""""""""
Boo hoo it's 5C
>>28311233
This
come to alaska and experience our winters. its literally fucking hell
All right, Pinhead. Your time is up!
>>28311126
Please remove yourself from the gene pool. TY familia.
Who are you calling Pinhead
Who in particular are you labelling as a pin head?
Vagabond and all you other guys inspired me - I believe I could bring in some more laughs. The problem is, I already used my own phone number for my original Tinder account (my experience was as depressing as you'd expect). So yeah, if any robots would mind helping me out with this verification, I would appreciate it a ton. Also, I'm in the UK, which means bitches are extra sassy/pretentious here - the results will be satisfying to say the least.
bumpin' for keks
original originality
>>28311094
07800746352
Sent ;) tbo
>>28311094
You can use the same number as your other account.
/manlygeneral/
post manly things, talk about manly experiences, discuss topics with your fellow manly men. what have you done manly lately, r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ri3Uj4AgvY
this is a very manly podcast video
>>28311028
I killed one of those big fugly mosquito things earlier.
>>28311028
A guy fucking walked on me on the street. And I turned around and asked if he had a fucking problem. His answer was yes and I fucking kissed him.
He never saw it coming, that fucking faggot.
Is urbex manly or just lonely beta male walking
I did everything 4chan told me to do, I started lifting a year ago, changed my diet and started wearing better clothes. Am actually really into fashion now. Take better care of myself, thankfully I generally look good and am pretty tall so by now I get womens attention.
But I am still so fucking autistic its not funny anymore. I cant talk to girls at all or even make them think I might be interested in them the slightest, bad thing is since I now do look like an approachable and socially capable person fucking normies start talking to me and expect to have a normal conversation which usually stops within a minute and ends in awkward silence.
Even the fucking delivery guy, I wish I could just tape the money to the door and he leaves the foods and fucks off.
Still I would recommend to try to look better, I am now still forever alone and havent even kissed a girl in the last 3-4 years but at least I feel better about myself.
also lol at the captcha asking me to confirm that I am not a robot, even the fucking captcha fucks me over
Good job learning the hard way personality is what gets you friends, girlfriends, etc.. The kicker being, while you can change everything else you cant change your personality.
>>28311023
This, personality really does matter.
>>28310978
Do you have friends who can back you up if you spaghetti too hard?
Some old woman just gave me this 300mb data card for tracfone smartphones.
She bought it and couldn't even use it, so if one of you guys has a tracfone, you can throw this on.
Hope someone can use it
You havent offed yourself yet eggy?
>>28310952
Im not gonna use it, but thanks huevo.
kys eggman
