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>tfw you see him at the pool
>>28308924
You go to public pools?
Dude, what the fuck.
Hope i get a really good one!
>>28308943
they see me rolling this original comment
>>28308941
lifetime pool, yeah. sort of private, but not really i guess
>>28308943
i roll for this
>>28308943
Roll roll roll the post
i roll for you, you roll for me.
>>28308924
Are you embarrassed that he won't like how you look in a swimsuit, or are you just staring at his hot bod?
>tfw you see him everyday at homebecause he's your dad.
>>28308943
dey c mi rollan
>>28309752
Go on.
>>28308943
Rolulu.
>>28309752
To be continued please
>>28309752
I would also like to hear more.
>>28308943
rolling to derail shit thread
>>28308943
Rolling with cock at ready, sir
>>28309752
what's getting in the way of you fucking him? You know he wants to fuck you
>>28310176
>You know he wants to fuck you
Very doubtful.
>>28308943
Rolling for the "fembots do not exist" option
>>28308924
>>28308941
>going to public anything
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>28310220
As a dad, I can say you can be very wrong.
>>28308943
roll1231231
>>28308943
I clicked on pictures of tea
>>28308943
rolling for the original commento senpai
>tfw 6'3"
>>28309752
I also know this feel
>>28310650
>50
reroll - something not black pls
>>28308943
ok lets roll famalam
>>28308943
Rolling baby give me an asian
>>28310672
hows the weather up there ;)
do you BUMP into the glass ceiling often ;)you tall people are the worse
>>28308943
This is a rollingstic fembot feel right here!
>>28310672
>complaining about having supermodel legs
you need to leave
>>28310672
If you're somewhat fit and dominant, I don't see how that's bad at all.
>>28308943
READY TO ROLL OUt
>>28310326
You can also be very right
>tfw nobody likes you because you're black
I'm not even ghetto or anything..life sucks.
Rolling badollin
>>28308943
my comment is definitely original
>>28308943
steampunk is scientifically implausible roll
>>28310672
Hey cutie. Post nudes.
>tfw JohnTron will never be my bf
>tfw when we will never play shitty video games together
>>28308943
Pls bby I need this
>>28308943
rollerino linguini al dante
>>28308943
pls give me a real qt
>tfw you see. him at the pool
yes, origonial comment
>>28308943
rolling for a goddess
>>28308943
rollen cuz fuck op
>>28310672
I'm 5"10', I found so much potential wild sex to be had with them if I ever had the chance. I don't get why almost every male want petite little women.
>>28308943
GIANNA PLEASE
>bf says if Trump wins he'll join army to remove kebab
>if bf is in army you'll never get fucked ever again
>still want kebab removed
Aw geez.
>tfw too scared of sex and relationships
>>28312519
becuase tall women wont date people shorter than them
>>28312519
What if I want sweet romantic loving sex with a qt manlet?
>>28308943
sjadbjandb asjnk dbas
>>28308943
Roruru!
>>28311991
I have to say this has to be one thing I actually feel bad for all bots. On the other side though, light skinned black women are usually fucking gorgeous.
>>28310815
Why do you hate me?
This post is original
>>28312796
>tfw never even given thought to dating a female taller than me before coming to this board
I don't know why really but it just never occurred to me.
>>28311302
I'm not, though. I'm super submissive, which sucks because only submissive guysand girlswant to date me.
>>28313659
>tfw no amazon to tease and make drop spaghetti
>>28313637
Maybe because women are disgusted by males shorter than them and everyone knows that?
>>28313659
>tfw the most aggressive mean confrontational stacey you ever met was an actual femlet with a genuine growth disorder
I can't stand the tall girls are sensuous amazons and short guys are sweet and submissive meme 2bh
>>28308943
Let's hope it's anything but black.
>>28313838
I like guys taller than me, yes
However, what's so much more important is how he acts, what is personality is, and what he looks like
>>28313659
If you don't have any deformities I can see no problems. 6'2" guy here that would date pretty much anyone but a midget unless she's cute.
>>28308943
akdfljga;kfjelaew
>tfw he will never leave his girlfriend for you
>not even after promising him blowjobs, handjobs, nudes & even your virginity
>>28314065
Have you considered becoming my girlfriend instead?
>>28308943
Rolling with a very original comment.
>>28308943
roll shit get banged
>>28313995
I have apenis, but besides that I'm alrightexcept for my feeling depression and social anxiety
>>28314065
He must love her a lot, I bet she's a really special girl.
>>28314065
It could be worse
If you never tried you'd live without being able to get over it. Now that's hell. Especially when I'm expected to do the bullshit ice breaking.
#fuckgenderoles
>>28314140
>I have a penis
>making tfws in designated shitposting for females thread
That's not alright
>except for my feeling depression and social anxiety
I can relate. Cute girls fill my chest with vexation and horror. It's fucked up.
>>28314065
Is that all you are? A sex-dispenser? Have some fucking self respect, woman
>>28311991
>tfw kinda curious about things occult shit and vexillology
>tfw find it hard to connect with others because people don't really expect this from looking at you
>tfw the shaniquas, janelle monaes, erykah badus, and weeb/gamer black girls all find you weird
>tfw gonna get a hold of some 1p-lsd and try it alone while listening to your favorite artists seeing as the chances of you making friends interested in doing this with you are probably 0.00000001% and this is the only way you'll get to have this experience
if I hurt myself then racism is to blame 2bh
>>28314118
Can we have sex andc-cuddle afterwards?
>>28308943
I'm rolling for gf
>>28314213
>making tfws in designated shitposting for females thread
I'm trans. I'm not a man
>>28314259
If you're grill most of guys that aren't Chads would be into that. The catch is robots are bad at communicating and Chads not.
I would cuddle and all but it'd be weird to feel natural with me.
>>28314298
Transitioning with that height is a mistake. You are like a castrated cat that wears the skin of a dead pussycat and claims to be one.
>>28314259
>implying anyone here would be stupid not to cuddle afterwards
All robots need contact, cuddling is a necessity.
>>28308943
mwahahaha, only came here for the rollzz
Everyone is gonna die so who care what face you make, who cares about qt3.14's, who cares about your oneitis. Let's just die
>inb4 2edgy4me
>tfw ugly fat gross fembutt
>basically an orphan
>no one ever stays
>parents despise me
>bf will leave me for someone like >>28314065
>dog will one day die
>>28314464
I'm a philosophical autist that would have never loved anyone if not for a qt gril that liked me slightly and maybe even would have dated me if I made first moves.
You should already know there's no decent purpose to live for if you don't feel well under current circumstances and see no possible change in the future.
I know there's no hope for me but I'm overstaying my course to see if she is gonna date or marry someone else. Then I'll be more open to that idea, mate.
>>28314259
tfw no cuddle gf
>>28314298
>I'm trans. I'm not a man
You are a man.
>>28314298
be my tall submissive gf, making a tall person feel small is cute
>>28308924
i work as a lifeguard.
if you happen to go to my pool, scream reeeeeeee noises at me while slapping your thighs.
do this to any lifeguard you see, and if it's me, i'll make you my gf.
tfw no dominant fembot gf
>>28315759
See here the pathetic faggot who bumped this thread from page 8.
>>28308943
its beat time baby
>>28314298
>trans
>not a man
Will this fucking meme ever end?
>>28308943
Le roll
Aashwidvwjdg
>>28310672
Would you ever date a man who's 5'11"? Obviously not asking for personal reasons, just curious. Do you pretty much restrict your search to men around the same height as you or taller?
>>28314298
Are you passabru? Or do you still look like a dude?
>tfw making a harem of fembots
I wish I lived in a bigger city so this was easier, but I have two so far. If you guys want to do this sort of thing, I suggest you follow these steps.
>1
Be dominant. Sexually. This should go without saying. If you're a sub then you'll probably never get a harem. Ladies just aren't into it as much in my experience.
>2
Read erotic literature aimed at women. It lets you understand and internalize how they want to be treated in bed and out. You want to almost not be a person. If you're a person, you have flaws. Submissive women want to give themselves to you, and they won't feel ok doing so if they see you as a person and not some idealized romance fantasy partner.
>3
Ya gotta work for it. Browsing /soc/ mostly. Most ladies aren't game for being in a harem obviously. But some like the idea. Plus if they are a fembot they get to make friends. Its like a sisterhood. Its kind of nice, actually.
Anyway, I just wanted to see if any other anons want to take on this project. If you're decent looking and you try you can do it. I want to see my fellow robots happy.
>>28308943
sa,e senpai
>>28308943
Roll :Dgdjkdkejcjdbx
Once again was virtually rejected by the guy I liked. This is how awful person I'm.
>>28316355
>soc
oh my god this
it's so fucking easy
>>28308943
Rory faps
>tfw see a really cute petite blonde girl around campus
>always look at her as she passes, so cute
>tfw perfect people like her don't even think about people like me
>tfw fallen in love with someone I've never said a single word to
Not a grill btw )))
>>28308943
Rerolling autobots
>>28316589
disgusting tranny or landwhale.
>>28316648
Neither, she's pretty cute actually
>>28316355
>Be dominant. Sexually.
Can I get a regular gf if I'm sub though
>>28316698
Yeah. There are actually a disproportionate amount of dominant women on r9k and soc. Its just that their sexuality is more extreme. What I mean is: those who are submissive are very submissive, and those who have dominant streaks embrace it fully.
>>28316681
disgusting normie whore then
>>28316846
Not even
She's far from Stacy; she's a shut-in who is obsessed with anime
>>28316890
>literally masturbates on cam via skype
>not a whore
ahahahaa, this is what you want to believe.
>>28316589
>anime avatar
>swears
>unwarranted lewdness
How can any of you find this attractive? These are huge fucking red flags. Nothing good will come out of a connection with this person
>>28314298
You have a penis, you're a man.
>>28316355
>Be dominant. Sexually. This should go without saying. If you're a sub then you'll probably never get a harem. Ladies just aren't into it as much in my experience.
> You want to almost not be a person. If you're a person, you have flaws. Submissive women want to give themselves to you, and they won't feel ok doing so if they see you as a person and not some idealized romance fantasy partner.
I think these two are things that I'm not really doing and I've been kind of scratching my head over what's been going wrong with my conversations with girls off soc. I don't know how I can fix it since I feel like I'm just hard wired to be a "beta" and treat them like equals when they want to be a sub
>>28314140
>I have a penis
fuckingdropped
You're no woman.
>>28308943
I'm honestly just doing this to ROLL
>>28308943
rollenorino
>>28314298
>anime avatar
>I'm trans
of course
>>28316250
I said this >>28313945 earlier. height is attractive for either gender, but I don't have high expectations.
>>28316274
Neither
>>28317786
2tru
>>28317994
do you think watching anime might have made you want to be a cute little girl even more?
>>28318538
No, /mtfg/ made Mfw like anime
What made me want to be a girl is the crippling disconnection and dysphoria from being a man
>>28308943
Welp, this thread's gone down the /b/tier shitter.
Rolling
>>28308943
Originally rolleroonie.
>>28308943
rolling like Hiroshima.
>>28317786
Seriously, why do so many trannies insist on avatarfagging?
Absolute cancer.
>>28308943
I really like comments of natural origin
>>28319675
Living is painful
Anime brings relief
Are there any femanons here that consider themselves completely heterosexual, do you think it's true onehundo percent hetero females do not exist?
>>28311991
Black girls that arent ghetto are cute. I have a crush on a non ghetto black girl right now, she's perfect
>>28308943
original roll of originallity
>>28316589
>tfw most of the girls you add on /soc/ just disappear off the face of the earth and you end up hiding the conversation
>tfw the only times you've been approached it's been underage or trump supporters
>>28308943
roll blarg
>>28320026
Let me suck your peepee and call you mommy.
>tfw all you wanna do is hug him and hold his hand but you can't
>>28318919
Have you considered [spoilerjust fucking ]transitioning[/spoiler]
>>28314140
Ivy?
>>28308943
ROLLL BABBY
>>28321333
just do it.DO IT
>>28321347
I am transitioning
>>28311914
Yes, in the end it is a gamble. Watch out for signals and be subtle and gradual in you advances.
>>28309752
Sauce on the image?
This issss original
>>28322691
Do you look like mugi, because if you do I'll consider it
>>28322691
>tfw can't start transitioning yet
just wasting time...
>>28323022
>trannies
>ever looking good
come on my man
>>28308943
original roll as fucg desupai
>>28323724
stop bumping this shit thread you dumbass
>>28323022
I l have brown hair, an aggressive face, and thinner eyebrows than mugi
>>28323772
so you look nothing like mugi, thanks for wasting my fucking time
and to think I could have had a cute gf who shares my waifu
>>28308943
orgnl roll
>>28316589
This is so cringy. Is this really how people socialize in soc?
>>28308943
Alright I'm rolling hope I get dahlia sky
>>28308943
roll for petite or asian
>>28308943
oh hell yeah let's go
thanks for derailing the shit out of this thread anon
>>28308943
dfbdgnfhmgj,hkj.lk//
>>28308943
roll orginamu-desu
that feel when you are a girl
hehehehe
>>28308943
fuck you baltimore!
>>28311991
tfw one of my closest friends is a weeb black girl on skype
>>28317053
>>28316355
how do I do that? I just feel fucking embarassed as fuck every time I do this shit
>>28310672
Tfw tall girls are also usually flat
>>28308943
rolling fammamaaialalaaiemairino
>>28308943
roll sjrek lrognal hitle
>>28308943
thing
>Tfw no submissive guy to fuck with my strapon
>>28308943
roll roll cinnamon roll roll me a roll and I'll roll a roll
>>28325302
All I want to do is watch Sam get violently raped by six large niggers, when they drench him in cum and his asshole is bleeding I want to shove a spiked 14inch dildo in his ass, keep it in there for hours, then give him a bleach enema. Have his arms torn off, piss on the stumps. Eat the flesh,while he watches. Tightly tie his balls til they go purple, then cut them off.
>>28325905
I bet you are on here Sam. I bet you are trolling for new girls to trap into pitying you. You pathetic piece of human garbage. You know I heard from six other girls message me after your last stunt, telling me what an absolute real creep you are. You are the embodiment of this board. You weak little man. I find comfort in the fact that you'll die alone.
>>28308943
Bbbbbbbbbbnnnnmnmmmrolling
>>28308943
rollen cause im just that baller
>be me
>INTJ
>female
Feels bad.
>tfw he doesnt reply to your snapchat
>>28308943
nig3r
>>28325842
>No.28325842
Do me please.
>>28308943
Gotta git rollin
>>28326312
>be me
>female
>black, somewhat taller than the female average, have a monotone and resting kill-me-please face
>seem to make people feel uncomfortable and nervous
>have had a couple times where people would talk to me then "apologise" afterwards with something like "haha I just like going up to random people...(s-sorry for disturbing you)"
>have had times where I'd sit next to a nerdy guy in a class and they looked visibly uncomfortable
jokes on them I'm INFP and believed in santa until I was 14ish
>>28314259
why cant you be real?
why is it that I will never have a cuddle gf irl?
Life is suffering.
>>28326862
Can I piss in your mouth and call you a subhuman piece of shit?
>>28327326
I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd be happy if you let me drink it and lick you clean.
>>28310672
TFW you're as tall as me...
>>28327436
You disgusting pig. Eat my ass out first and maybe I wont put your little pecker in a cage.
>>28327609
Would you actually let me lick your butthole? I want that.
>>28327661
Thats all you get. Extreme teasing and licking me when I want you to. I'd never actually let someone like you fuck me.
Kik taypink510 if you are looking for more abuse.
>>28325946
I'm sorry, but are you alright?
>>28311991
>t. Bebe the toothless sheboon
Fuck off, bedwench
>>28310672
BOI, YOU BEST GETCHO ASS ON THAT COURT AND START CATCHING MY BOARDS
SHEEEIT, TALKIN BOUT SOME FINNA HANGING
ONLY HANGING IS GONNA BE OFF THE ROOM FROM THE ALLEY HOOP
tfw he stretches and his shirt lifts and you see the waistband of his boxers.
>>28308943
i like niggers cocky xDD
>>28327091
Yeah, all black women are garbage tho, so please don't sit near us.
Thx
>>28327967
>tfw did this once and my benis was hard and pointing out
>teacher saw
>expelled for sexual advance on a teacher
Loving that male privilege
Fuck you
>>28327966
I'm not very good at sports, though
>>28308943
I eat lettuce but not tomatoes.
>>28308943
Desu sempai original commento
>>28308943
rawlonafasczxc
>when brown men hit on you
no. no thanks. no thanks at all. please. no
>>28328852
brown man here
you can't escape from us; we're on the internet tooBOO!!
>>28328894
I'm fine with brown men. Just not dating them.
>>28308943
Rollin for blue
>>28328128
>expelled for sexual advance on a teacher
was your teacher hot?
>>28328852
Are you brown too or something?
>>28308943
rolling oregano rolling
>>28310672
I have a thing for tall women
Kik: TpeeI <- capital i
>>28327463
If you have Kik, I'm enpizzle, add me, tall women are gorgeous
>tfw you will never violently rape and kill a fembot
feels bad senpaitachi
>>28329731
I'm into that tbqh.
I have fantasies about being killed by angry men
>>28328112
but I'm a cs student anon
>>28308943
roll time famalam
>>28308943
lets party boiz
>>28308943
God Im so horny for some big ol phat ass
>>28308943
wishu meu lucku
>>28314298
You're a delusional man who needs help.
>>28308943
Fuck rolling nigga
>>28310672
tall girls are cute.
you wouldn't happen to be skinny, pale, and have bright eyes? that's the type of girl that I really like. Either that or the same combo but short.
tall robot here
>>28308943
rice-a-rollie
>>28333522
Did you read the replies? Its a tranny you dumb fuck
>>28333946
fucking kill me now god
shit
I love making shit and I love cute shit so I recently made some hair bows. They're black and white, very simple, average size. Nothing tacky or over the top.
How awful would it be for a young looking 24-year old to wear them around town? Not to work or to any formal events, but just to stuff like coffeeshops, the library, gas stations, etc.?
>>28308943
here i have come, to roll and then to cum
>>28334121
Picture of them. The kind they are makes all the difference. Also if you're young/cute looking then it can work too.
>>28334339
This is all of them.
>>28334121
>>28334484
It's okay as long as you're cute. Don't wear them if you're fat or ugly
>>28334549
I'm skinny with clear skin and nice hair. Thank you for your blessing.
>>28334567
then it should be fine
>>28334484
Looks fine to me then as long as you get an outfit to go with them or something, and like the other anon said. It's just sad when a hamplanet does stuff like that.
>>28330336
Well too bad that youre not a fembot but a dude
>>28334704
I wore the small black one with a dress and leggings like this. Sorry for the hideously shitty artwork. Almost all of my outfits are very simplistic and conservative like this, but usually with collars/buttons/bows/other accessories
>>28334821
Sounds perfectly fine to me then.Obligatory bee my gee eff here
>>28334821
Simple is good. I bet it was cute!
Engaging roll maneuvers.
>>28334821
PLS BE INyou seem like a qt, don't become a stacy
>he actually thought he had a chance with me
>>28334997
thank you senpaiI have a gf already, otherwise I would be game. I'm sorry.
>>28335032
thanks so much, I hope it was. my worst nightmare is to realize that I'm actually dressed like an enormous autist and everyone is just being polite.
>>28335064that's absolutely impossible, don't worry about a thing
>>28308943
rolling for later and this is completely original
>>28335110
Are you bi or trap?
>>28335230
bi
this definitely won't be original
>>28334821
To be honest you probably looked like an autist who just went to a funeral
>>28335305
desu familia I think that's the image I always give off
>>28333522
>>28333946
>>28334090
Today's the day I finally end it
>>28335687
Don't do it! Ignore those meanie butts and keep enjoying your life (if you aren't then you might need some help).
>>28335687
Why? Are you really that surprised that straight men aren't attracted to penises?
>>28335657
Don't feel bad about it but I just recommend you to wear less black. It would have been cute with a black skirt for example, a dress just makes it too much.
Men are vile disgusting creatures.
I never even want to have kids on the off chance of having a boy.
I hate anyone with a penis.
>>28336378all I own is gray and black though
>>28336429
>WAAAHHH WHY WONT CHAD DATE ME
>>28336457
Lol. I have as much interest in dating a chad as I do dating an autist, none.
>>28336518
Why are you so bitter then?
>>28336518
pls it's not fair
not all guys are like the assholes here
give guys a chance ;_;
>>28326312
i can also apply to this
here i have some fembot feels
>be minority fembot
>no real talents only shitty interests
>liberal arts, fine arts, humanities, poli sci
>poor as fuck
>no friends
>mental illness/ csa trauma
> In the past physically and emotionally abusive parents but now just emotional
>bf of 3 years breaks up with you leaves you with a stuffed animal and tells you he loves you.
> physically ill
>starting new job soon and mom isnt satisfied with job and u have to live in this house or risk more sex abuse or even being murdered as homeless
>would rather die than use my body or date a guy to survive
just fuck me up
>>28336778
With a story like that you should have an easy time making guy friends that are legitimately not attracted to you. You should do that because having friends helps things feel less shit.
>>28308924
>she sees Chad at the pool
>you're licking up her stool
>>28336835
making friends with guys is sort of scary because they say they arent attracted to you but end up being attracted to you and develop a savior like complex. I've tried. Or men avoid you like the plauge. I would like friends though just very scared off all people, yet i feel overwhelmingly lonely and hopeless consistently
I just got out of jail after 6 months what the hell has happened to /r9k/? It's looks like /b/ mixed in with tumblr.
>>28336900
what the fuck were you in jail for?
Happy Birthday Abby senpai! Notice me pls
>>28336900
some camwhore camwhored on here and girls decided to exist. That's about it.
>>28336889
Awwww fucking poor you
>>28308943
it is time m7 dudes
