Which one are you?
Cerebrotronic and Cyborg here
>>28313332
The sloth.
Formerly wageslave, but haven't been employed in over a year now.
>>28313332
A combination of the underage and the histrion.
>>28313332
I would say cyborg but the description of that cyborg sounds like a total faggot.
I need help, robots
Yesterday I found out I have a vomit fetish after browsing gelbooru for while. I couldn't get the video I saw out of my head and I came to it again just now. I'm shaking and I feel fucking awful. How do I get rid of this?
>pic related: mfw I have this fetish
don't worry m8. I have scat and guro fetish there's no reason to feel bad
>>28313021
Quit the porn Jew, it's hard, I'm trying myself, but it will be better for everyone involved.
>>28313051
STOP MERCHANT, STOP TRYING TO NORMALIZE DEGENERACY, I'M ON TO YOU
Don't listen to him anon, he's a degenerate and he makes no excuses to hide it.
>Have older chad bother
>He would rag on me not having a gf for all of my teen years
>He moves out, don't talk to him for awhile
>Found out he just got random girl pregnant and she isn't going to abort, his life is basically over now
Will normies ever learn?
>>28313006
> tfw your shitty older sibling has their life ruined
> tfw no face
>>28313006
Be the bigger man and take care of his kid
Can we get a feels thread going? I could use a good feel right now.
>dog always whimpers infront of my bedroom door until i let him in
>he died 3 days ago
>still hear his whimpering
what the fuck, i didn't asked for this
>been feeling extremely shit for the past few months
>because of this didn't complete my final papers
>been putting it off because every time I try and work on it I freak the fuck out over the fact that it's over two weeks late
>got an email last night asking why it hasn't been turned in
>Prof also emailed the class saying he hasn't grade it because someone hasn't turned it in
>in...
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>Get a text from my ex who I haven't talked to in 2 years asking if she could come over
>She tells me I'm the only one she has right now that she can talk to about everything
>After a 10 min or so I agree to let her come
>My ex comes to my house pissed off at me still for everything I did to her in the past
>You can tell instantly she doesn't want anything to do with me but she knows I am the only one here...
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>tfw no tall gf that makes fun of me for being shorter
being 6'2 is suffering
>>28312914
>implying girls like short guys
>doesn't bully you for your height
>doesn't bully you for being submissive
>doesn't bully you for being a masochist
>>28313000
>implying I'm short
I just woke up a from a very vivid dream.
>be in an auditorium for some employment workshop shit in my home country apparently
>look to the sides and see name of my current uni emblazoned
>must have sponsored this shit
>was seated next to some IT sperg
>Apparently he was working for my dad
>He was working on some spreadsheet while watching robot videos on youtube in his laptop and doesn't...
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Were you by chance browsing 4chan before you went to sleep?
About the only thing of value to interpret from this is that you feel like you're disappointing your dad.
Step up your game, son.
>>28312923
I was in /biz/ posting my resume for critique
>>28312871
Stand the fuck back! I shall analyze your dream using Freudian psychoanalysis, the only veritable method for the task at hand!
While an infant you had a pre-genital attraction to your mother/mother figure that was, unconsciously, perceived as being interrupted by a father figure (your dad or a strict aunt, etc.) and this allowed you to desire other beings. Assuming that you are male since you said jack off. So, due to insufficient identification with this father figure, whom you perceived as weak, a refuse or residue (feces) compared to the stern role of representing manliness to you, you had an uncertain and anxious/neurotic life and sex life (if you had any at all). This residue bit is reinforced by the fact that you describe a part of your dream as "doesn't really give a shit to what the speaker is saying". This seemingly innocent phrase actually shows that speech, which is associated with fatherly interdiction (law), has been ignored because the father was not deemed worthy unconsciously. Hence the pictures of shit and unworthy disgusting fat men.
While the prepubescent boy with long blonde hair doesn't necessarily need to be you, it is an image of childhood, showing that your ideal ego has been shaped by this failed fatherly figure.
Now, I'm not good with technical terms, but googling rodox gave me retro porn and "climax" is also used to describe the orgasm, showing that your very desire towards others has been shaped by this initial father figure.
Obviously however, the insufficiency returns to haunt you, making you unable to fully enjoy the partiality of hentai. So, your father's interdiction of enjoyment of the mother, while freeing your desire to pursue other people (because the mother figure is no longer accessible), did not reinforce your desire sufficiently.
I hope I was clear enough. That'll be 500$ and see you tomorrow!
But seriously, how close was I?
>been fat my whole life
>finally decide to do something about it
>last week
>start eating ONLY chicken and brocolli every single day
>now, 7 days later, already thinner
Fucking hell, fatbots, join meCan i keep this up or will i die?
It is literally that easy
saying thatexcess skin
Just make sure you get all the nutrition you need. But a little bit of fruit in the diet for fiber and carbs so you have energy. I did the same thing you're doing and went from 210 lbs to 167 lbs. God speed nigger
>>28312867
I'm actually not that fat so i don't think it'll be that bad.
I've also started doing as many pushups as i can every day.
>first day
>cant do one single okayish pushup
>now
>can do about 7
>>28312920
Yeah that's what i was worrying about.
I'm eating some multivitamin tablets and an apple/banana or two every day, that should be alright, right?
Thank you former fatbot
It's like i'm actually believing in myself for the first time ever
>Mom wants me to get a job
>She honestly expects me to bother applying to retail stores
>She doesn't realize that retail is incredibly biased and will hire mostly females
>She doesn't realize that I'm asocial, so even if I did get hired I would fucking hate it
She doesn't even have a job herself.
I've done fast food before and really don't want to go back to doing that shit either. Why do people not realize that...
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>>28312800
Why not move out then? I mean, you have everything figured out...
quit complaining and do something with your life
>>28312843
Because moving out would cost exponentially more and require more labor for an inferior quality of life. If I moved out I'd literally just be working a job in order to do the exact same things I'm doing now, only with infinitely more bills to pay.
America just has a shitty culture of "gotta move out for no reason!"'
I actually have moved out before and didn't do anything different to what I'm doing now only that 1/3 of my paycheck was wasted simply on upkeep while another...
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>tfw no one will hire me
>no girl will love me
>no wagecuck for me
>being NEET is bittersweet
>i got a new phone from my birthday
>it is actually my first one (i am 19)
>literally no contacts to put
>tfw i will certainly use it only for music and kitty collector
is it the same for you or it is just me?
k boys, you all kool kids i get it
Neko atsume is the shit
Just do what everyone else does and use it to take hundreds of pictures of your penis.
Any eurofags here?
Here in Norway we have an Energy drink called Burn. They did a nassive change in the product, and I am no longer buying it. I ask you all to send complaints to The Coca Cola Company and ask them to chabge the product back to what it was before.
Changes include:
25% less content for the same price (355 ml compared to 485 ml)
Ugly new decoration (Pic is the old one)
Removal of coloring (Not really that important but it was iconic red/purple)
New taste, old was better, and still call it "Original".
Removal of "smart-lock",...
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Aw shit, Bongland here and this was my go-to energy drink when on holiday in europe
>>28312643
weirdly i've never liked the taste anyway
there are a few obscure local eds i like
>>28312643
what? the lock is still there
Three more days to go, wagecuck.
why do these threads always assume people with jobs work 9-5 M-F with weekends off
>>28312649
I know, since the average age here is 18. I assume most are working shit retail jobs on weekends.
>>28312597
Friday is a holiday here
j-jokes on you, you useless neet
So I just became 18 years old and thought about my future a bit and realized that my life just pretty much ended. I am still finishing HS but things that await me now
>Getting driver license
>Getting into college which will be very hard for me because Im not that good at studying
>I will have to share room there with two other people
>when I finally finish college after years I will need to start working
>After two years...
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>>28312541
Shut the fuck up you spoiled little shit. I'd fucking slap you if I could.
>>28312541
>Im not that good at studying
it's called being lazy
>small shitty flat with financial help of my parents
>getting financial help at all
kid..
>>28312541
Are you me?
Wew
/ps1 emulators/, which is the best one? and what's the best site to download games from?
>>28312525
Fucking google this shit yourself you lazy faggot.
Or go to the emulator general in on /vg/
>>28312602
i'm so lazy i don't even have the necessary discipline to click anywhere out of r9k, am i ded yet?
http://tasvideos.org/
create and post your best ree's.
let it all out!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0drDPWMfC4H
>>28312500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NrkMqGTn1X
>>28312500
bumo///////bumpo
>>28312500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mppvFS906i