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>women would rather stand by a chad that treats them like this instead of date a robot
In all honesty, I can't feel bad for abused women anymore. Call me heartless, but they pretty much had this coming to themselves
God damn I just fapped but I'm still getting hard.
I SO wanna do this. I wanna make a girl cry and call her a whore and hear her cry like that as I insult her. My nuts hurt just thinking about it cause they're getting ready to cum even though I just did.
>>28318835
what the fuck am I listening to
>staight whore bruh
>100 percent whore BRUH
>HEY BRUH
Took you long enough. Most of us found this shit out at like 13. Also, lol at the cuck comments of jewtube. All those whiteknights deserve to die way worse than chad does.
any anons receding? i spent the last 60 in my bank account on minoxidil, just hoping it works (3rd month)
you can be your betafag self and still get a GF if you're cute
after balding the only choices are nu male or putin-style masculinity
I kind of just want to stay inside forever now
If you go bald, get muscles and look like a fucking beast. I honestly think that muscular bald men with or w/o beards look fucking cool.
I'm paranoid as fuck. 25 years old and I think the hairline is starting to recede. Its like NW1 and I was NW0 for the longest time, hoping it doesn't get any worse.
>>28318842
>5'7 FUCKING BEAST bro
Where do I get a bf that looks like this?
He doesnt want a girlfriend..and link isnt gay, if you're a guy, which i'm guessing
link is celebate Masterace
>Desu Senpai Kek
>>28318619
>He doesnt want a girlfriend
What? He literally blushes when he sees the sexy MILF twinrova
>>28318724
being attracted to girls and wanting a girlfriend are two different things
Link is diciplined celebate Masterrace.
imo
So I recently got a normie girlfriend. I'm pretty happy with here.
Anything exciting happening in your lives?
I got an offer from a studio to write for their newest show.
I texted them this weekend, no response.
I called them today and they hung up on me.
>>28318472
I just killed like 6 million jews
I'm motivated.
>Desu Senpai Kek
Does anyone have the video where he is crying because the club bouncers took away his crutches and he only has one leg?
I need a laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7ZHrtQQ0c
thats avery inspiring pic.
where he is crippled physically, i am crippled mentally
i wonder if he's natty
Why are steroids illegal, this is such bullshit. Even without a leg he looks amazing. Women can get their hormones by just asking for it, and can even pick and choose which ones. You have to fight just to get testosterone as a male, and the other fun shit like tren, primo, dbol, etc. you don't stand a chance of getting legally. Patriarchy my ass.
Give me 3 GOOD reasons why I shouldn't kill myself. There doesn't seem to be a point in life and I'm just so bored with it all.
I've already written my suicide note to my parents and my "friends." Even if my family and "friends" miss me I'll be forgotten in 2 years max.
Think about the food there's too many food you can taste it's delicious
>>28318380
Video games, anime, food...
I could go on.
I'll give you one reason: survival instinct. Face it anon, you're too much of a pussy to do it, otherwise this thread wouldn't exist.
>tfw it's gonna be Trump vs Hillary
and trump will win because no person who can read will vote hillary
>>28318362
>tfw it's gonna be President Hillary Clinton for the next 4-8 years
Real talk I'm convinced Trump is a plant by the Democrats
>It takes some goon with Hitler-tier beliefs to get people to vote for Hillary and people will still vote for him because the average white americuck is still racist and stupid as shit
>that feelerino when Hillary isn't just a puppet being used to get Bill back in the White House
>He will never be prsident ever again
>tfw Romney could've swooped in for the W but no
So i've finally quit my job
I was so fucking tired of learning nothing because my jew boss
I only have like $400 in my account
So, what's next?
Beg for your job back
>>28318359
get another job?
what was your previous job anyway?
>>28318359
>I only have like $400 in my account
>The smartest decision is to put myself in a situation where I have no money! All because I have a false sense of pride.
Your kind is the lowest-tier on this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadd4PPqntM
>tfw no angry and critical, but yet adorable gf
WHY LIVE?
This dude has a pretty gay voice.
>>28318387
I guess all you need to have to have a cute gf is a cute face and some degenerate badboy habits, ad you're all set. Doesn't seem to matter to these girls if you're a complete useless deadbeat at the end of the day lol.
normie problems amirite guise???? hahaha thats what you get for having a gf
What experiences have you had when dating?
Bad.
>girl from old job gave me number.
>texts me for awhile. Obviously interested.
>Go play putput, haven't heard from her since.
Only bad ones
>first date ever
>only time I touched her was shaking her hand at the end
>no second date
>another date
>she and I had nothing in common, minute pauses between talking was common
>thought id be slick and kiss her on the cheek at the end
>it just came out awkward and weird
>no second date
>another date
>give her a hug at the end
>she actually wanted a second date
>second date is the exact same as the first, complete with the same hug
>no third date
>another date
>shes rambling on about some stupid shit
>think "man, you're pretty damn boring"
>except I said this out loud
>she looks shocked
>walk out
>no second date
At this point I just don't care. So much easier to just jack off to cartoons than it is going through this whole song & dance routine.
>>28318321
I've never been on a date, I just spend more and more time with friends of friends until we're a couple by accident
I'm thinking about adding a girl I asked out a year ago on FB. Talk me out of it.
>>28318315
As long as you don't get upset when she rejects you again, then it really is of no consequence. Go for it.
>>28318962
I'm more afraid it'd creep her out or something. I ain't gonna do it fammo.
>>28319037
Just do it and channel your inner chad
Send this picture to your gf and post her response
Damn I just got grounded. No tendies for a week ;(
Someone explain to me why I'm wrong to think that all women want this.
>>28318527
You're not wrong, tho.
Alright faggots last 2 digits of post = number of pushups and sit ups you do. EXPERT MODE: multiply your number by 2.5, those that win get a gf within the month.
>>28318271
I literally cannot do one push up
>>28318286
86 mother fucker get goin
Rolling
not scared
>tfw no pale, dark haired, mentally ill and depressive fembot gf
hey bb i'll be your fembot gf
>>28318218
probably one of the worst possible girlfriends you could get
>>28318218
I'm a pale, dark-haired, mentally ill and depressive boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iXD-yTJ_k
>i will never get to feel this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok
>i will literally never grasp the real feelings felt by this experience....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oppLGKEbHE
>i will forever never, not once in my life get to relay the emotions and heart palpitations of this reaction to my soul...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0DI-bUIUiI
>i will never meet a qt asian girl in the streets of venice.
>she will never sing sweet songs to me with her guitar.
