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There are people in this world who literally look forward to going out and meeting new people and socializing and actually feel really amazing when they do it and literally get happy and feel relaxed doing it.


I know the majority of humans are like this, but I still cannot believe it.
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Try harder. You can become one of them.
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>>28323420
sounds like you want to be one of those people

you're the only person standing in your way
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>>28323420
left>right>middle
you know this to be true.

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>22, khhv with no friends
>Co worker tells me to join a church or get a hobby where I'm exposed to people
>get tired thinking about hanging out with people when I'm already an emotional mess and barely have time for my issues much less theirs
>talk myself out of it
>go back to my room, shut the door and boot up anime
>repeat ad nauseum
Who /foreveralone/ here?
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>>28323228
You need to stop listening to ordinary people and do what you believe is right. (note: not implying suicide)
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>>28323254
Suicide is what's been on my mind lately. I keep holding out hoping things will get better if I have friends and get out of the house more. I've yet to take that step because change is terrifying and putting myself out to be hurt scares me too.
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>>28323307
I am regularly suicidal but I don't believe it is the answer philosophically. You should find a hobby to remove those thoughts. Of course, you don't have to follow this advice, it's just what I've done.

Where are the rare women who prefer short men?
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Big woman usually are ok with small men.

Not fat big, tall amazon big.

Big woman r ok with it too I guess.
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>>28323313
I can see why some tall women would be okay with short men. But I think some would rather not be called amazons.
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>>28323205
I'm indifferent, as a tall woman, I can't be picky. I've only dated shorter guys.

At my company's formal year end function the photographer made my date stand on a crate for a photo...

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Why do people think GG is the best looking Asian guy? I think this guy is better looking.

Unironic Asian masculinity thread.
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i don't know how old these pictures are.

feel free to contest my claim.
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>>28323195
Ken Hirai
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>>28323237

no way he looks like a monkey compared to Tony.

tony has features so sharp and angular he could cut paper in mid air with his nose.

different folks different strokes.

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I cant Fucking handle it anymore where ever I go its always so fucking load. School fucking normies and shit yelling and screaming no reason. Home siblings constantly fucking screaming and sings literally no fucking idea how to use an INSIDE VOICE and constantly draging chairs out when they need them instead of fucking picking them up, love the fucking sound. Parents whenever they need to anything to me they have to fucking yell from across the house and ask me to come over just so they can say 1 thing seriously what the fuck. Just leave me in peace for fucks sake.

Does anybody feel the same I can feel the rage building probably going to sperge out soon
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>mum and brother having conversation
>start off with inside voices and end up shouting
>they don't even realise they're doing it

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>28324308
>"Inside voice please, I said inside voices please, Please, PLEase, FUCKING PLEASE LISTEN TO ME"
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>>28323182
hey, that's my pepe OC

One song to describe your life, past/present.

If I had one song to describe my life how it use to be and how it is now I'd say this is pretty accurate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes


Would listen to this song when getting high a lot. It reminds me of my ex and how I'm a failure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfR99RFpQTc

I think this song describes everyone on /r9k/.
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Alice in chains -Man in The Saturn Box


>Desu Senpai Kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjgAu3GpGI0

The Kids Aren't Alright

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>C'mon anonette, wanna go for a ride?
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>>28323060
sure, can you drop me off at chad's house? ;)
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well I would never refuse a ride on a good d... I mean a 86
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>sorry anon, chad's taking me instead. maybe next time

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>Got straight A's in high school
>near perfect SAT
>had a small group of friends I could talk to

>now go to a pretty prestigious uni
>no friends here, depressed, failing all of my classes

When did everything go so wrong.
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>>28323005
when you lost your friends

if you can't make friends it's the worsst
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>>28323005
Yeah this is exactly my situation. Top 0.25% of the state, best uni in the country, all I want to fucking do is kill myself. I see all these people I view myself as smarter than going to class, studying, while I just masturbate and worry about the future and drink. I'm so sick of this nightmare, I just want a job and no mental stress.
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>>28323005
You're learning the hard lesson that everyone who goes to university does. You aren't some fucking prodigy because you did good in high school, any dipshit can do that and not even try. In college you actually have to try hard or you will fail.

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Some of you losers have no idea how truly hopeless you are. In order to get a girlfriend you need:

>money
>attractive
>job
>hobbies
>friends
>personality

Some of you don't even have any of those and you're still hoping for a GF? LOL OK
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>>28322968
I'm missing the money and job parts.

I'm well aware I'm not really qualified for a girlfriend. The parts that suck are dealing my friends constantly giving me shit for not getting with girls, and the miserable lonely waiting while I work on fixing things.
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I'm pretty sure it's doable with just:

- Not hideous
- Hobbies
- Personality

But it'd be hard.
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>>28322968

keep telling yourself that wagecuck. You must be lonely and hate life if your'e resorting to petty bullying on r9k

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pls b my gf i will love you 4ever and worship you and do anything you ask pls
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>>28322950
will you go out and get a job and give me all your money? will you only have sex with me when I want it? will you work out and stay fit and healthy? will you leave me alone unless I want you around?

so many guys say they will do anything and everything but its all lies.
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>>28322980
yes pls
>have job
>i work out sometimes
>have small garden can go outside
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>>28322950
Ok but i want money, lots of it

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I found out one of my classmates is in some kind of fucked up cuck situation where he's sending some girl here tons of money. After checking it seems he's going by Israeli chad and she's called eliza, ciara and I've seen mentions of erica.
What's he done? And please tell me he hasn't already sent her money, I'm going to contact his parents and make sure he gets some help because even with what little I know this isn't ok.
If anyone can explain exactly what's going on here I'd appreciate it.
Also, this is her, right?
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Self bump, if anyone knows anything aboutthis please tell me.
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Hi Ciara. You have much to learn about the art of trolling.

We are all veterans here. I suggest you head on over to the lol cow farm and take lessons from the ladies over there.

Good luck in your training!
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>>28322892
eliza wanted me to tell you guys that she doesn't like anyone from this board. if you have her on skype or facebook or other social media she wants you to block her

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>be at school
>with a few friends just talking
>most obnoxious kid walks up to us.
>starts talking about how men are more privledged
>rallys my female "friends" and they start talking about how bad it is to be a girl.
>they start talking about how awful the wage gap is
>try to tell them the wage gap isn't real.
>"anon it's real don't be sexist"

mfw
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>be at school
You have to be 18 to post here kiddo.
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>>28322886
>>most obnoxious kid walks up to us.
>>starts talking about how men are more privledged
Stopped reading there
Strangers don't just walk up to friend groups and start ranting about politics
You made this up to fit in with us edgy /r9k/ sexists
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>he has friends

Get out normie

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do girls like sad short chubby hairy losers with no sense of style and all they do is play video games, read comic books, and browse 4chan?
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>>28322854

Is that really who you are, or who your trials, traumas, and troubles have shaped you into?
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Maybe if you don't tell them you loathe life, obsess for anime, binge on vidya, or browse 4chan.
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>>28322854
No. Change.

Duh.

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ITT: We post average, iffish looking males
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oregonol
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>>28322792
ITT we post Orb and pretend we aren't from puahate/lookism/SH
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if these are average then kill me now

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>haven't talked to anybody for 4 months
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>>28322667
do you even want to?
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I'm ghosting and doing my own thing.

i have nothing to offer them right now, but when i do ill be ready to be a good friend
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>he posts on 4chan
>he has personal thoughts
>he maybe has an animal with him
>claims that he didn't "talk" to anybody

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