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You have a choice over these two to spend the rest of your life with?
What is the best choice?
>>28326743
The one on the right. How is this even a question? Only the most pathetic beta would go for the brown jungle asian
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>>28327275
>>28326743
DIM SIM LONG PLOW COW
>>28327275
nice cuck fetish you have but i'd rather the submissive obedient loyal one on the left
Would you like to be a bull to a cuck's wife?
>>28326686
would you like to be a pimple on my ass
I have been, to two at once.
>>28326724
This fampai, but only to one. And the guy does not know he is a cuck.
I have become an a neet, inadvertently. I just got laid off and have about two months worth of money to hold me over. Guess it is time to drink and play the division all day. Part of me blames you people.
>>28326633
well you certainly wouldn't be here if blaming others wasn't your thing. welcome home
>>28326633
That bitch's body is horrible.
>>28326687
Lol, she is not a 10/10, but it ain't horrible. Plus, what would you know about women anyway. What does ANY of us here know about women.
Was Son of Same a robot?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz
> In the mid-1970s, Berkowitz started to commit violent crimes. He bungled a first attempt at murder using a knife, then switched to firearms and began a lengthy crime spree throughout the New York boroughs of Queens, Brooklyn, and the Bronx. He was apparently a misogynist and sought out young female victims. He was purportedly most attracted to women with long, dark, wavy hair.[20] All but one of the crime sites involved two victims; he infamously launched many of his attacks while the women sat with boyfriends in parked cars
> Berkowitz admitted in a series of meetings with his special court-appointed psychiatrist David Abrahamsen that he had long contemplated murder to lash out at a world that he felt had rejected and hurt him. Berkowitz felt particular anger over his lack of success with women and thus singled out attractive young women as victims.
> During his sentencing, Berkowitz repeatedly chanted "Stacy was a whore" at a low yet audible volume.
>>28326613
> Son of Same
*Sam
>>28326613
robots don't have the balls to do anything irl so no
>>28326613
He was the definition of an antisocial narcissist without success. I guess that would make him King of the Robots.
I almost feel pity for him. Almost.
>one chance at life
>have a 4.2 inch erect penis
put it up my bum :)
>>28326600
I heard smaller penises are good for anal so I would put it in your ass.
>5inch fully erect penis
>get fat
>pube chub turns it into 4.5
>Old man comes into the surgery
>Says he has been feeling bloated for a long while
>Has been constipated for 8 days now
>Wants me to give him a laxative
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28326573
I've gone without a shit for longer.
>>28326573
Dude was pretty epic, 200+ plus victims
>be smart enough to become a doctor
>kill people once you do
how can one man be so based? what drove him to do it?
Reminder to drink milk, to make your bones strong.
Thanks anon. I'll drink a glass of almond milk for you.
>>28326564
I barely drank milk as a child. Is this the reason why I'm a manlet?
>>28326564
Cow milk doesn't make human bones stronger, rather makes them old faster
Hypothetically is there any hope for a woman who lost her virginity at 13, has slept with 9 men, and had a child at 20?
Like would she ever be able to marry and stay loyal?
Possible but very unlikely.
Besides she's gross anyway. Even if I had a guarantee from God that she'd never cheat and always love me with all her heart and she looked hot I wouldn't want her (as anything but a fucktoy that I'd discard in 2 months)
>>28326460
>had child at 20
Nope. Besides I'm willing to bet a lot of those men was while she was in highschool. Pass. I can smell the drama and issues she'll be stapled to.
>>28326460
No, you're fucked you cunt.
You made your bed now sleep in it.
Fuck off.
Is there anything I'm missing? Let's try to push through female bullshit together.
>>28326459
Missing these two
>caring what women think
beta fag
>not giving a fuck
who gives a shit
Oh yeah
Quiet:
>Attractive
Mysterious
>Unnatractive
Creepy
>>28326759
nice suggestion, friend
blox blox original shit
So I was just approved for autismbux /r9k, now what?
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with the rest of my life now that I'm formally diagnosed as an autistic failure. I now have all the time in the world and technically zero obligations, but its kind of demotivating all things considering ... I mean, they don't just give this out to anyone. Bux now days is extremely hard to get so like I was saying before -- its basically formal proof that I'm fucking retarded beyond any standard of a doubt ... so not really sure why the other NEETs here seem so happy about it.
It also changes my official story. "So what do you do for a living?" "Well actually, I'm a 24 year old autistic loser so the state says that I'm unfit for work." "Ah ... well, that's nice. My husband works as a banker." "Y-you too."
Do you guys do anything productive with all your free time or does the spergs ruin any chance you have to the point where its all pointless?
I recently started playing the guitar. I also study math and physics.
Stop complaining, I would kill for autismbux. Not having to work would be kick ass.
Ask the the person who gave u disability if U can do online university or something.
Then just do online Uni for the rest of ur life while collecting DSP so then you can say you have multiple degrees
>walk into your kitchen to cook some hot pockets
>see this
what do?
>Classified User Documents_2016-05-04-19h09m53s37.jpg
Hmmmm
>>28326466
this guy's gunna get a talking to from his handler, they have very strict instructions to rename their stock photos to something less suspicious
I'd cook my hot pockets.
I am not one for posting plebbit content, but this cuck story is a must read.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/comments/4h0zt5/the_true_story_of_my_first_cuckolding_at_18/
>>28326430
I came when I read about the pregnancy
>i am not one for posting reddit content
>posts reddit content
hmm
>>28326596
Sorry man, but the story is too good
I see so many robots who seem to be romantic and such towards women both real and 2d.
And I'm ok with that.
My question is why do so many hope for marriage? I know it's a dream that has lasted for centuries and it seems binding and all but...well, I hate to be one of those types but it's [current year]. Divorce rates are obscenely high and any MRA can quote direct studies to how women aren't satisfied or how single mothers are glorified and such.
To those who dream of marriage...why marry? It sucks but whatever importance or value marriage had is gone if it's not a shell of it's former self.
>>28326421
>whatever importance or value marriage had is gone if it's not a shell of it's former self.
not in my third world shit hole, here you still can beat your wife if you want, there's no problem with feminist ideas.
I don't know man, divorce rates in my church are still pretty low.
Furthermore marrying an American girl is my only way of moving over there so I really have little choice (but as I said, I don't mind all that much).
>>28326498
I kinda wish I lived there, all things considered. Feminism is a plague from the job market to education.
The reason I asked is because I see no value in it. No principle to hold up because I imagine it'll hurt me exponentially more than it'd ever help or even be worth. And if I have any kids with her? Good God, I'll have to be the perfect dad to even stand a chance.
I'm glad there are more classical romantic types out there, I just can't wrap the idea around my own head. Not with how US society is right now.
October '15 never forget
>>28326385
rip in peace good night sweet prince
>people browsing here right now might not know who this is
>may 4th, 2016
>>28326385
who is he? he has a funny egg shaped head
It's the end of the world for everyone but you and another girl, your mission is to repopulate the earth as much as possible.
Who do you want that girl to be?
This girl MUST be willing to be with you, willing to embark on this mission to populate the earth.
Can I pick a trap?
>>28326378
>those moles
You picked wrongly
>>28326378
I was fine with his face, but the lack of wig destroyed Robin for me. I didn't realize the hair was so important until it was gone
