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>mfw have chad friends that fuck a new hot cutie every weekend
>tfw hang out with them and they think im the same
>tfw get anxienty just from imagineing a one n one conversation wuth a hot girl
its a strange feel bros, to be soo close yet so far. I have no idea how they dont know im a virgin
can anyone relate?
>>28329555
I have 2 chad friends famalamone of them invited me to a party this weekendI aint coming, Ill be here shitposting and will regret later but theres no thing I can do
>>28329610
>nothing I can do
Really? Why can't you go to the party?
>>28329727
Because he will be an awkward fuck who will fail at talking to girls and his friends will see him for the loser he is
Why is my Mom's Husband such a beta?
>>28329551
Mine is too, it's really funny
>>28329551
Remember terms like step son and step dad? I sure as fuck do.
>>28329586
Fuck off Granddad
My sister is turning 17 this month. What should I get her?
I feel bad because she has always gotten me things, but I never buy presents.
Chastity cage to protect her.
Rlly cute panties
>>28329523
A maga hat
We were both young when I first saw you...
How did we go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbCSboujF4
>>28329539
To this
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>28329510
Take me, Taylor!!
Nevar let goe <3
What does girl saliva taste like?
Like the last dick she sucked
>>28329486
It's cold and tastes like Mexican food.
>>28329486
ashes
kinda looked different in the 80s 2bh
>>28329425
Are those nigger babies?
>nigger triplets
HAHAHAHAHA!
Cucked by Tyrone.
Impregnated 3 times over at once.
QUADRAKEKED
>>28329425
most americans aren't even american. but yeah except both of the parents should be 200 pounds overweight and wearing clothes from walmart/nike.
How easy is it to fuck qt trashy stoner stoner sluts with fat asses?
>>28329355
meh, theyre usually for sale at your local trashy strip club for like $200-300 a fuck. Pretty Easy if you ask me.
>get her high
>spew some pseudo deep bullshit
Should do the trick. Also doesn't hurt getting high yourself, the sex is great.
>>28329355
Really easy if you can get them where nothing else is around other than weed, alcohol, and you.
Whatsapp thread: post your numbers to get added. Op's number is +358451125129
Painu vittuun.
Bump for Kalle
+91 98 21 371803
^ That's mine, familia.
So I got evicted and have till midnight tomorrow to get the fuck out. Worse case scenario is I go hang out in Florida in a gated community. Only bad apart about this is I caused so much damn damage they're going to charge me up the ass. Plus that I just wanted to drink and take ativan today, which I have. Fuck it.
Where you live senpai? I live in a gated community in north Miami , as long as you don't do drugs or get yourself arrested you can live in the guest room
Post the whole thing (minus contact info or whatever). I want to see how awful of a neighbor you were pls.
>>28329277
How did you case the damage?
What's preventing your suicide at the moment lads
pic related for me
>>28329197
what a faggot the artist is for putting his own name right in the middle of the pic. fuck everything about that
I've yet to read the western canon
It's probably going to be just okay. metacritic in the low 80s, /v/-shitpost fodder for months, if not years.
I think that's when, my lads. then.
anyone else grow a large amount of facial hair and dislike it
>if i shave i may have ingrown hair
worst feel
>>28329173
This. I get bad folliculitis on my neck if I shave so I just let it grow out.
>becoming a nu male
>just yelled "FUUUUUCK" in my flat
>mum calls me because neighbours were complaining to the landlord
>>28329150
>Still living with your mother
>>28329166
i'm living alone in a flat but my mum pays for the rent and she's friends with the landlord
>>28329180
>mum pays the rent
it's my first time on 4chan i didnt know how to come with this, but idk what to do anymore, idk how is the community here, but i have a suicidal friend, she imposed herself a limit time because she's in too much pain, all the time, the doctors already gave her so much medication and she's still with this idea of killing herself, she never accomplished anything in her life, im sad for her, she wanted to become so much but nothing never worked for her, what should i do to help her ? i wanna make her instagram famous so she can realize her dream of being an artist but she's shy and scared of new people help me (random picture ok don't mind it)
I suggest you go to >>>/adv/ and make a more coherent post there.
You've come to the wrong place. This is where people come to die, not where they go to be brought back to life.
As for how to help her? I don't know, hang out with her and shit and suggest activities and such that you can do with her to take her mind off of how life in inherently awful.
>>28329213
*how life is inherently awful
>fly buzzing around
>kill it
piece of shit
>see roach on wall
>throw on my hazmat suit
>grab thickest shoe
>strategically and stealthily wait for his mistake
>slap the ever loving shit out of him
>his wings fall off and his legs are crushed
>i stand over and watch him die as the adrenaline rushes through me
>im a fucking madman
>dog walks up to me on my morning run
>it starts sniffing at my feet, so I slow down and walk for a bit
>we walk on for about 10 minutes, eventually we enter a park
>the dog happily follows me, it's obvious it's someone's dog
>lead it over to the swings
>turn around and stomp it's head straight down
>neck cracks
>just keep stomping it's head over and over
>start to feel my foot pushing through its skull
>it's body is just twitching, tail swinging around wildly
>it's trying to make sounds but it can't get anything out
>pick up the dog, set it in the swing seat
>swing seat is attached to the rod with two chains, one on either end
>start spinning the swing seat, getting the chains tangled up
>release the seat, make the dog spin around really fast
>dog starts vomiting and shitting itself
>grab it's face and hold its mouth closed with one hand, grab it's throat with the other
>dig in with my fingers hard, squeeze it's throat and shake it
>once it's stopped moving I leave it and jog home
>tfw I developed insane fly killing skills while I was at school because it was the only thing I had to do since I didn't have any friends
I can catch flies by hand pretty easily now, almost never miss
Ask someone who just became a wage cuck anything.
>>28328808
Why did you choose to work at Taco Bell, or in fast food at all, or in the "service" industry, frankly?
Hi from Taco Bell corporate. We hope you use this thread responsibly.
Also be sure to try the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito for only $1!
>>28328808
>no diarrhea induced work shifts for me
