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Who else /Lancaster/ here? Got to be other robots here.
Graduated in 2010, was in County. How bout you?
>>28334735
got accepted but I turned it down
who else /berkeley/ here
pls respond
>girl on top of you half naked and confessing her love for you
>W-Why is she doing this?
Why did I immediately think of this place?
>>28334709
Probably because of all those what do you do threads
Because it's undeniably true. Most robots are too insecure to do anything even if a girl throws herself at them.
>>28334709
>tfw this is most likely what you'd do in this situation
It's time to finally lose your virginity robots, pic below is what you get to have your first sex.
If an anon has a reply below your post but no pic you remain virgin because of him and you shouldn't accept something like that.
Maggie desu
no gf for you faggot
>>28334745
Now ill just self post with my waifu, thanks OP
I literally have never had a female even kiss me
Are you not putting yourself out there anon?
>>28334680
You don't appear to be TRYING hard enough
what about your mother?
orreeginal
How do I stop being an attention whore? Everyday I say "you're going to log off and not trip fag" and then I come back the next day for more attention. It's an addiction, like crack.
post your face and everyone will stop responding to you forever
>>28334675
>my face has already been posted numerous times
>>28334662
THAT'S NOT YOU YOU UGLY CUNT
STOP LYING TO PEOPLE
The window to change closes faster every waking moment. The optimism you had when you were younger is dead, yet you continue to waste time. Your body is breaking down faster and your old schoolmates have already settled down and you wonder where it all went so wrong. Tfw your parents are getting older and a world where they aren't around is approaching faster and will soon be a reality. Tfw no gf is dog piled with more serious life issues. you aren't the person who you wanted to be when you grew up, you are grown up and disappointed your younger self. you don't have the luxury to relax anymore because your brain keeps bringing up regrets. You are now too old to start a sport without getting injured. you are now too old to play a instrument. Tfw this is the future we choose. Tfw some of us are the people parents point out to their children when they say "stay in school or else"
It's not that bad, it's kind of liberating.
>>28334648
Got into college again at 23. I dropped out a little before I was 18 the first time to get a goverment job.
26 and in uni now. If your not a NEET youll be ok.
>>28334987
>If your not a NEET youll be ok
fuck.
turning 25 in 15 days, still a virgin and work retail.
consider jumping off the balcony desu.
Guys, i fucked really really bad today.
>Be me
>Going to the blood drive on the girls gym.
>Everything goes well after the extracting of the blood.
>I go to rest on the mat.
>A qt girl offers me some snacks and juice and we start to talk.
>Then IT starts.
>Just remembered i didn't eat breakfast like they told me too.
>Get super sweaty, tired and nauseous.
>Ask for her number
>Get it
>Then i start to throw up on her and the mat.
>i was escorted to the nurse.
>The mat is located in front of the waiting line where around 40 to 45 people sit and wait.
>I didn't even feel embarrassed because all i can think about is the pain.
>MFW my parents said don't donate your blood.
>I tried to text her, but no replay.
Please i don't want to go to school tomorrow, my social status is already low, it can't get lowered, i really want to go to prom.
Please, Please What can i do?
stop caring and start to use your vomit as the power it truly is. vomit all over the floor all the time, causing a massive uproar and an untameable classroom chaos. deny all social interaction whatsoever, just be a vomiting sociopath. cover doorways with your vomit, hide if in their lunchboxes, vomit on yourself as you stare the normies in the eyes.
you don't want to go to prom.
You want to become a villain.
>>28334705
Lmao trying to be creative and funny. Too bad that was stupid.
Rip you done did it
>tfw you eat PIZZA whilst CHAD spends HOURS at the GYM
hold me robot....
>>28334551
Pathetic cuck, no sympathy for fattys
>>28334638
I'm not a one board browsing fag, I got my shit diversified
Do you have any weird/unusual bathroom habits?
I'll start
>Fill bowl with paper to avoid water splashing my balls/asshole when a fat log comes out
>>28334547
That... Is pretty clever! Just a bloody waste of fine paper.
>>28334547
I have the same habit. I also put some paper on the seat before I sit down in case of germs or dried dirt.
>>28334565
I'm pretty sparing when it's own paper, I go wild at college.
How am I supposed to learn how to drive if my parents won't teach me?
I'm 25 and still don't have a license.
>>28334402
Most people hire a driving instructor.
Go to a driving school. Most of them provide a car for you to train in. This is assuming that you can afford it, but you're probably a NEET fatty
>>28334444
It's too expensive. Hundreds of dollars for a few hours
What do you think of these soles?
Do you find them beautiful?
Makes my blood flow
I'm no footfag but compared to mine they seem kind of shitty. No arch, fat, stubby toes, weird yellow color. I'm literally autistic though. I walk on my tiptoes and pay entirely too much attention to hygiene.
>>28334576
ops feet are red and not yellow
>My past doesn't matter anon, I'm with you now.
>I'm so glad that you finished the med school and becoming a successful doctor, it made you come out of your shell. You used to be so shy. LOL.
>>28334363
I hope nobody falls for this trick.
>tfw you will never use your medical knowledge to become a serial killer
;~;
>>28334378
it happens every day. Luckily we know better
>tfw walking down the street and people randomly stop you and ask "are you ok" or "whats the matter, is something wrong"
Just because Im not walking around grinning like a nomrie all day and I like to dress in dark colors, pic related, doesnt mean I want to be constantly bothered you normalscum
idk why girls think this is a female specific problem, people tell me to smile, ask me why I look so glum, etc all the time
>think young mexican guy is givng me the evil eye at the train station
>make eye contact and draw lips back into a snarl, mouth "fuck you"
>he looks fucking horrified and quickly shuffles off so he doesn't have to ride same train as me
>realize that was just how his face went
ha ha whoops
>>28334314
>tfw people just avoid you or give you and concerned look and cross the street
Feels good looking like a dangerous autist
>Be former tripfag
>Post quality content, write out original well reasoned arguments
>Tell robots they aren't actually smart, regurgitating what some else has said doesn't make you smart
>Get tons of blind hate
>Leave /r9k/
>Come back for brief browses
>See robots using your exact arguments almost word for word
Tripfags are always wrong because they try to gain attention with polarizing opinions.
Your opinion or comment does not matter when you're tripfagging, this is one of the most basic rules on 4chan, it should be included as a global rule.
>be former tripfag
>tried to make friends with other tripfags
>they didn't want me either
>>28334710
I can't think of one tripfag I'd like to befriend, including myself. we're all bitter narcs with nothing to add to the conversation.
How expensive can getting into crossdressing be?
Always fantasized about it while younger but I kinda want to try it now.
probably hundreds of dollars to thousands of dollars. camwhore to subsidize your costs
>>28334149
I dunno, quite expensive I suppose. All girls try to look pretty (well most of them) but you have the disadvantage of a male physique so you probably need more stuff to conceal it.
You'd have to get rid of your body hair as well.
You can throw one outfit together for less than $100.
