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ITT: share your nonsexual fantasies
>get a log cabin somewhere up North with as of yet unknown qt3.14 gf
>non-sexual
Die in bed with my wife knowing I did a good job spawning progeny and optimizing it's upbringing such that it may also spawn more progeny under ideal conditions.
I want to own a cafeteria and have qts working for me and be cool and chill boss.
It's that time of the evening.
To be originally honest desu
haha, hi.
meme rape is always shit and will go nowhere, see ya in 2 weeks when the rare pepe market is still strong
If you became your ideal sexual partner, and came across your actual self, what would you do to yourself? What fetishes would you allow your real self to indulge in? Stuff that could never happen with some real person
If I became that women I'd be so happy I'd probably do anything.
>>28337209
I would probably not be attracted to my actual self
>>28337209
If I became Mal Malloy I would let me hotdog me.
Anyone here chess?
It's a pretty good robo hobby. I've been thinking about starting a skype group for any r9kers interested in playing/helping each other improve.
If you're interested drop your skype here and I'll invite. ELO or experience is not relevant. Even if you don't know how to play but would like to learn you'd be welcome.
I don't know how to play chess, does it take long to pick up? It seems comfy
>>28337233
Not too long once you get the basics down. With someone to kind of spar with you can pick up the basics very quickly.
>tfw 4chan is all politics now
I can't relate to any of this shit
>>28337182
Then just vote for the candidate that wants to make America great again
>>28337182
Well learn about it so you can form an opinion it then.
>>28337182
>tfw the internet is all politics now
fixed. just check out the comments section of facebook posts and yt videos
What are you edgiest thoughts /r9k/?
I think gladiator battles should be brought back, just use death row inmates since they're in no short supply, plus there's money to be made with betting and ads
neets should be forced to do manual labor, the benefits of that speaks for itself.
children should be taken away from their parents and institutionalized with other children like an orphanage. I believe children are the future and the future should not be placed in the hands of retard parents who spoil their children. The truth is most people are unfit to be parents. It should be the governments job to make sure the kids get a quality upbringing so they can become upstanding citizens. There will be no manchildren, neckbeards etc. No media consuming freaks who fap and shitpost all day.
Teachers should be able to discipline students.
These aren't even edgy, just common sense in a world gone mad.
well if i was president..
>execute all violent criminals and rapists
> significantly increase penalty for 'harassing' people in public (speaking in a loud and threatening tone in a public area, being in public in a group of 3 or more, making sexual comments towards women or threatening strangers, etc)
Once a year, I should be given 24 hours to go around town and beat people who have had sex within the last year with clubs, to the point of killing them if I feel like it
can we get a /comfy/ thread going im about to go insane and this is the only thing that keeps me stable
i have a few more to upload
>>28337126
Saved, nice one op.
Paying back with the best one in my folder.
>>28337146
thanks i really need this
>NOBODY will EVER be attracted to me
>NOBODY will EVER be attracted to me
fuck off you nomie cunt
I wish l didn't know this feeI
>>28337098
It's okay, Anon...
I like you.
Do you guys ever think about those Ultra Robots out there wandering around who haven't found this place or any other similar place on the Internet?
Have you ever seen or encountered them? What are they like?
Do you think they're better off or do you think that the lack of any like-minded community at all is even worse?
>there are people so isolated from society and so retarded that they're robots AND they haven't even heard of 4chan
Jesus Christ almighty what a feel. You guys are weird but at least I have you. You're all great.
>>28337004
I talked to a guy like this in class once, although he was in University so he's got it better than most.
>clearly didn't pick up on social cues
>could barely formulate responses to questions
>had no hobbies other than playing TF2 (but was at least aware of this)
>had never even heard of Reddit, Tumblr, etc.
>only knew about Facebook because his mother uses it
>had never read a book
>mentioned that this was the first time someone he didn't know spoke to him in years, casually
It was weird, man. I feel for the guy but he didn't seem altogether unhappy. Just plain and neutral.
>>28337004
It's hard to say. I've seen some older mega-autistic looking guys who were shopping with their mother before. Who know if they're here or not though.
>>28337004
>>28337047
knew a guy like this in high school
never saw him speak to anyone other than the teacher and he didn't seem to be interested in anything other than math and history
no vidya, no internet, no friends
no idea what happened to him
Why not just get /fit/ and seduce your mom or something?
Works every time.
My mommy died. :(
>>28337048
hmm... dad?
i'd rather bone my sister.
>have dream of high school bully bullying me again
That's it, I'm going to find out where he lives and kill him.
>being such a beta Cuck
Get over it senpai
>>28336978
what are you gonna use to kill him.
>>28336978
We all know you just want to suck his dick
Do you think my ex had a nice body?
>>28336820
That's you and no. Nice boobs though, probably from the push up bra so nevermind.
Yep.
You'll probably never do any better.
>>28336820
Get out normie. You are on the wrong board.
Dr Pepper is the official beverage for Robots.
You cannot dispute this.
Literally the taste of originality.
How do you drink your Dr. P, lads?
>>28336818
I love Dr. Pepper. Always thought it was better than Coke, Sprite, and Pepsi. Rootbeer is a close second, though.
I prefer my Dr. Pepper in a cup with some jalapeno pepperoni pizza. Maybe hot wings.
>>28336818
Mr. Pibb is superior in every way.
>>28336856
Mr pibb is for faggots just like you
Going to Subway in a bit, you guys want anything?
6 thin slices of lunch meat for 7 dollars please.
>>28336808
anon order a steak and cheese for me. everything except olives
>used to order steak and cheese all the time
>stopped after I bit into some hard shit in the meat, probably a fucking piece of bone or something
How easy is life for a girl like this?
depends on her mental state
>>28336774
lol, bad example. Maja is a maniac who cuts herself and goes on about how she is a crying demon or whatever. She's not your typical Stacey. But I will admit, she can still get laid or get a bf anytime she wants (as we recently saw with her new British bf). Lucky bloke.
>>28337028
I know next to nothing about her (only looked at her Tumblr and Instagram), but she did give off a weird ass vibe. Was easy to ignore however because she's so gorgeous.
That being said
>bf
Dropped. Fuck that roastie.
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