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would you let an attractive girl eat your ass?
I love getting my butthole licked. The two types of women that do it most consistently are nurses and Asians.
one time, a half-black sorority girl I met on okcupid started eating my ass without even asking if it was cool. she just assumed that I was fully scrubbed and hadn't been very farty that day and to be perfectly honest I didn't recall if it was 100% safe or not but I didn't respect her so I let her do it and then I came in both her mouth and pussy. what a whore.
>>28342176
you don't think it's gay or anything?
I never once been to reddit
cool
originl
I could say the same but I lurk r/sanders to taste all the salt
Why are you expecting (you)s for something that should be normally done
>mfw I keep Wojaks in my Pepe folder
my folder is called "Frogs and Guys"
where else would you put images of the two of them interacting?
Same desu. Hate making lots of folders.
I dont even have a folder I just save my images in my default download folder along with everything else I download
Who /genius/ here ?
>electronic engineering student
>do no work in maths all semester, go to zero lectures, do no homework
>the night before the exam, study for 9 hours straight, don't sleep until the exam is over
>cover everything through using Khan acadamy, patrick jmt, random youtube videos, past exam papers etc
>get an A
>watch normies who study all semester cry about getting a C
feels good man
>>28342038
Nice try. Better luck next time.
>>28342094
>tfw it's all true and it's so impressive people don't believe you
>>28342128
>tfw OP doesn't realize that if he was a genius as he says, he wouldn't be posting here
OP is a faggot
>hehe may the FOURTH be with you
why do chads and staceys have to appropriate the few hobbies and interests that we have? why can't they just be interested in other things? why even bother if they are just going to pretend to like something instead of truly like it?
Star Wars has had mass appeal since its inception. Its not some nieche nerd thing. It's one of the most popular franchises ever since the 70's. Wtf are you even talking about.
Star Wars has been a significant cultural and economic force for almost 40 years now, so of course you're going to find shallow nods to it in the mainstream. Every body knows it, a good deal like it, and an even greater deal just like referencing things.
>>28342025
>Me and the 3 "nerds" I knew saw Episode 3 at midnight in 6th grade
>Were talking about it together the next day at school before class
>Get laughed at
>Those same people today probably jumped on Episode 7 because it was mainstream now
How does this video make you fags feel?
https://twitter.com/TurkeyUntold/status/727167635851476993
fucking sickens me, no wonder their country is gone to shit.
>>28342058
It has always been shit anon. Before islamists took it over it was an ultranationalistic. even more backwards shithole than it is now.
completely original bump
robot get out
>tfw Donald Trump cured your depression
Feels good man.
Meme magic works.
>>28342003
I agree. I have fallen into hysterical fits of laughter and jubilation similar to cocaine when I see how far he has come
>>28342003
hmmmmmm, this
https://youtu.be/w-fP6S5vLhE
Why, after all this time, do you still visit R9K?
>>28341942
It used to be a nice place until reddit fucked it up. I visit less now.
Misery loves company.
commentius originalus
>>28341981
I'm here from reddit, what was this place like before we ruined it?
So /r9k/ how should I kill myself?
Use a rope, it works.
Use a balloon, a rubber band, and a tube of toothpaste.
Toothpaste? How does that work?
I'm 25 and have a job, but the thought of moving out kind of scares me. I remember at 18 I was so ready leave, but unfortunately had no way of sustaining myself at the time.
Anyone wanna share their moving out and living alone stories?
Bump for interest. I am in the exact same position.
>>28341937
If you are in the usa I will live with you until I have enough money to leave. I am female btw and planning on just being a camwhore even though I'm not pretty I have no other options because I'm good at literally nothing.
>>28342447
CHICAGO
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>tfw masturbate twice a day every single day now
I haven't had an orgasm in weeks becaus I've already lost my sex drive.
>>28341936
only twice? get those numbers up
>>28341936
Me too. Round two is the best desu desu
How do you stop hating parents? I live a sad existence that I would say is both their faults for how they raised me but I am making strides and improving little by little. I find it hard not to be cold towards them and show them i'm mad. I just made my mom cry on the phone when I told her I don't feel like talking to her after she got minor surgery. I feel like when they die it will be days like this where I look back and regret what I done. How do you forgive your parents? How do you get over it?
>>28341909
Describe your parents. I'm cold towards my mother because she's an annoying and nosy cunt so it makes sense for me.
>>28341909
Understand your parents shitty job raising you was because of their shitty parents and same goes before that. Free will is an ilusion
Idk dude, I'll feel very little personal sadness when my mom dies because she's an emotionally abusive piece of shit that doesn't deserve my gratitude. But I could never be cold or distant towards my dad
, if anything I feel deep shame and regret because he's a good man who deserved a better son
Does anyone else here collect music? I'm spending some time on some classic Polish bm tonight myself. Post your favorite tapes, records and cds that you've been playing
>>28341879
yeah, i collect vinyl. too lazy to take pics, but these are what I'm spinning tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbD1sZj8BbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVdEqBbr4k
sick cassettes by the way.
>>28341879
yes, but I haven't bought any new stuff, aside from that one next to Bob Marley and MJ - Jam that I picked up at a record store that carried tapes from bandcamp artists from chicago, just things I happen to find in the open and catch my interest.
>>28342621
Nice collection dude. I used to have the queen is dead on cassette too, but unfortunately it broke. Used to listen to it everyday on the bus.
Bend over sissy virgin boy.
>>28341826
No thank you. I like your costume though.
>>28341826
The lips and eyes ruin it. Would look better with a gas mask honesty.
So, you want to fight?
The Safe Word is oranges.
>These feminine gay thoughts won't go away
What exactly do you think about OP?
That's because their is no free will.
We don't get to choose our thoughts. They just come to us.
"We" don't even exist, independently of our thoughts.
>>28341767
Could be ocd man check it. Hocd and Tocd are pretty common
