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Do you think she still uses meth?
>>28347528
mayli used meth? she didnt seem like the type desu
i thought she was just a rich girl who loves dick
>>28347621
>mayli used meth? she didnt seem like the type desu
She's in a Facial Abuse vid. None of those girls are perfectly sane or normal.
When she was in Uni, she was pals with guys who were running a meth lab in their dorms. Obviously this means she was a user too. But they never connected her to teh meth. Just found some marajuana. It meant she had to leave uni. But people saw the news reports and recognized her from porn.
>>28347658
is she still doing porn? i looked her up a few months ago and she it looked like she went back to school for some art type thing, idk if anything changed since then
FUCKING ESTOC FAGS GET OUT OF MY WORLD! GET OUT! GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*unsheathes fugs*
If you can't beat em join em.
Always have a backup rapier and greatshield for maximum cheese
E S T O C
B E S T O C
How would this story play out if it was only girls who were shipwrecked on an island?
How would it play out if it was boys as well as girls shipwrecked on an island?
imo males are savage brutes, so the more females that are in the group, the more civilized and peaceful it would be.
Golden said that women or girls would have found a peaceful solution.
In a weird way, that's more sexist since it buys into memes about female gentility instead of just treating men and women the same.
Honestly? They would have panicked and done the same shit as the characters in LotF. There may have been some differences in how they squabble (Like, Jack's rambling about hunting sounds like something a little boy who wants to be "grown up" would say), but under that sort of stress it would be insane to expect any group of children to flourish.
They did a similar experiment. in real life.
The men had shacks and fires and meat all in under a day. The women broke down arguing, couldn't cooperate or build or hunt anything.
>>28347472
"Civilized"
They fought because they were children
Ah... Sorry I'm late today anon. How did you sleep?
>>28347458
Fuck off pepe wannabe, also how can you be late? presumably you were in my bed.
Go kill yourself.
>>28347458
I slept well new meme... How did you sleep?
>>28347544
I slept ok too I guess...
Amerifat interviewing for an assembly line job tomorrow
last interview i did i bombed when they asked 'what does safety mean to you?"
what the fuck kind of question is that?
can you give me tips on how to answer that?
also, what other questions can i expect for a minimum wage entry level assembly line job?
it means
"do you care that you might die working at x"
kek
I don't know anon, I was lucky enough to et a job at my cousins work and it's a small company of really laid back employees and management so I didn't even have to have a real interview
>>28347284
It means giving a shit for your fellow human beings, and, you dont want them to die. Just tell them its important, you clean up spills, notify supervisors of any hazards etc. Basically when you see something that could hurt someone, you say something.
Hello fellow robots.
Today, I, a 21 year old KHV may be getting a blowjob next week.
I should note that this girl is not a model, a 4/10 at best.
Does this count as losing my virginity?
I don't plan on having actual sex with her, but does getting a bj from her disqualify me from being a virgin?
I personally don't think so. I don't want to ascend into normiehood this way.
I always thought of losing my virginity in some cheesy romantic meme way with someone I love, and maybe probably more important, with someone I find attractive out of actual attraction, not desperation.
What's the opinion on this?
BUMP
original cake
>getting a blowjob
When did this NOT become losing your virginity
Yeah it counts. Not gonna lie it pretty much counts if a girl gets anywhere near your dick, if you get that blowjob wear it like a badge of honor.
You must post ITT if your oneitis is engaged or married.You must greentext if you ever got bullied by her fiance/husband
>Chad bullied me all my life
>keylogs me
>finds out about my obsession with oneitis as well as my foot fetish that he tells everyone about
>starts hanging around with us and flirts excessively with oneitis who is a bit fat
>school year ends for summer
>plan all summer to ask her out
>come back and oneitis is suddenly skinny, no acne, dyed hair
>"hey anon long time no see"
>"y-yeah you look different"
>"yeah well, dating Chad motivated me to improve myself"
They're fucking engaged now.
>>28347949
Holy shit that hurts
>>28347949
You shouldn't have been such a beta autistic faggot, dude. Just work out next time
I am an sand nigger living in Europe. My family escaped my homeland cause of Islam. I hate Islam deeply. But I am considered a Muslim cause of the color of my skin... I need to leave soon, but go where? I need to be able to walk around without being mistaken for Muslim. And I do not want Muslims around.
My thoughts are South America, like Peru or Brazil. The Philippines perhaps? Where should I go?
>inb4 back home
I can not fight the Muslims alone.
Come to America, brother. Some will be racist to you, but we accept everyone who believes in our way of life. Together we will purge the world of the Muslim menace.
>in the library studying
>always full of Muslims
>they literally all know each other
>every time one of them walks past they stop shake hands and talk for 20+ minutes
>have zero volume control
>even when they aren't talking to another Muslim they're talking on the phone to another one
>nonstop fucking talking every time I try to study
Sand niggers are all filthy loud normies and I hope you all die
Don't dress Muslim, make it clear you're not a shit skin. We accept you. We understand that you have no control over where you come from, but don't act or dress like a typical shitskin.
Come to America.
Or, take advantage of those Eurocucks over there and get yourself a free house, free college, free white woman, and make money until the impending genocide.
Would you have sex with a girl in public if offered?
>would you have sex with a girl
yes?
>>28346953
already have
discreetly though, and not actual sex, just fingering or i could have gotten arrested
>>28346953
how public are we talking here
"on my 400 acres of private land, but we are outside so its technically public" tier here, or "banging in the middle of a busy street" tier?
because the answer is yes and no respectively.
>he isn't dominant in real life and submissive in bed
Why do expect a person can flip this on and off like a light switch? Maybe that's what you need though: Someone who is a switch. Good luck with that.
What if he's submissive in real life but dominant in bed?
>>28346943
>he isn't dominant in real life and IS submissive in bed
FTFY, friendo.
>got accepted to one of the best unis in my country after flunking through hs and having shit grades
>don't even know how but got gf that likes my autism
>don't put effort into anything still get through
Is this how it feels to be a girl?
>slept all through elementary and high school because I didn't want to be there
>cruised through a couple uni courses without any real effort
>work IT in a cushy office building now, in a job that requires minimal effort
These people are so computer illiterate that most of my duties are things like turning the fucking printer on when I come in, checking that it has paper, and things any child could do now.
>>28346962
Toplel
Living life ironically truly is a blessing
>>28346917
>got accepted to one of the best unis in my country after flunking through hs and having shit grades
Affirmative action?
Who /uneducated/ here ?
>tfw feel like shrinking into a corner when the topic of university or college degrees come up
>tfw half of women have a degree and look down on men that dont have one
>>28346901
Me. I feel better off, desu. The people that come out of college these days are fucking crazy, I could have ended up like them.
>>28346921
crazy all the way 2 the bank
nah if anything im overeducated (phd student). ill leave so you dorks dont get too jelly.
>girl i'm talking to on skype just sent me this pic out of the blue
Wh-what does it mean bros?
that you're a dirty normoslime and you should gtfo reeeeeee
>>28346837
it means she's fat
That she's a fucking faggot with that Assassains Creed Revalations poster
>growing facial hair for 3 days
>decide i am going to ask this qt for her honest opinion on whether i should keep it
>say hi to her
>without me having to ask she compliments me on it
>>28346825
>tfw i'm too much of a pussy to make any kind of move on her
help me boys
The biggest regrets in life are the chances you don't take. If you don't at least try, you'll always say "what if". I have faith anon.
>>28347304
thanks anon. i'm actually going on a hike with her this saturday as a group. i will try to grab her hand. what do you think?
>decide to play WoW again on private
>not enough willpower to leveling
fuck my brain
>>28346796
find a multiplier server
>>28346809
All good current servers are 1x
>Atlantiss
>Kronos
>Dalaran
i still have every quest for every location fucking memorized for vanilla wow i fucking hate that game it wont go away it ruined my life
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